Chapter 1 - Karate Karrot
Submitted May 8, 2006 Updated May 8, 2006 Status Incomplete | A mutant karrot learnt karate, many a year ago. But we don't show you that, cause its boring. instead we show you even more boring (Joke, offending me, but it don't)
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Chapter 1 - Karate Karrot
Chapter 1 - Karate Karrot
Karate Karrot
(We see a guy walking)
Bob: (Sigh)Yet another boring day at another boring time. Wonder what John's doing (From distance) JOHN! JOHN O'ER ERE (Talks Gibberish)
(Whilst talking)
John: wha... who said that (Gibberish talk).. Oh, BOB!
Bob: JOHN!
John: BOB!
Bob: what's happening?
John: Oh... Bob. If i said it you'd say ``I don't believe you''
Bob: I won't unless you tell me
John: OK. This morning, i saw, a talking carrot, in a karate suit!
(Awkward silence)
Bob: Your right i don't believe you
John: That's what you said when i met the inflatable goldfish
Bob: It wasn't inflatable, it was smelling one of your farts. And anyway, that was a balloon
John: Well, this time, i didn't fart AND i can prove it.
Bob: What that you didn't fart?
(Awkward silence)
John: I can find that carrot even if it takes FOREVER!
(25 years later)
Bob: John, we've been searching ever since we were 10, we are 35. I'm surprise we last as long as we did, usually, our kind dies at 5 minutes after all those 16 Tons.
Man: What do you mean? I'm about to be 5 minutes and 10 seconds old about... n...
(Ton falls on him)
Text on screen: Remember, 16 Tons is funnier than any other amount
Bob: Look, we can't find him. Lets just leave.
John: Wait, there's a 3.2cm orange dot...
Bob: I've wondered why he's always so accurate
John: Born like it
Bob: (Giggles) You wish
(Get up close)
Bob: Your right that your right
KK: Hey kids. Wanna see my Karta?
Bob: I'll kick your vegetable potatoes down
John: Don't do it, he'll kill you then throw you.
Bob: I've seen Karate, you can't kill someone with it. What next, eat me?
John: No, he can't eat you, he's a vegetarian
KK: I'm not even that
John: I don't need this right now. He'll kill you thats about it
Bob: Oh, come on, he's as small as us when we were 2.
(KK's legs extend)
Bob: I'm sorry, i didn't see it coming
KK: HIIIIIII-EYAEYA! HOOOOO-HAA!
(Karate Karrot tries to chops Bob, fails, falls)
Bob: HA! Not a scratch on me (where he was hit, it sort of melts down) ok, now there's a inverted lump on my head (Falls down)
John: So, what happens to me?
KK: I dunno. err, wanna join up Karate?
John: SURE!
(Dark Screen)
Bob: UGGHHHH! oh, i must be drunk again. Well, time for work
(Gets up, walks on his head)
The End
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(We see a guy walking)
Bob: (Sigh)Yet another boring day at another boring time. Wonder what John's doing (From distance) JOHN! JOHN O'ER ERE (Talks Gibberish)
(Whilst talking)
John: wha... who said that (Gibberish talk).. Oh, BOB!
Bob: JOHN!
John: BOB!
Bob: what's happening?
John: Oh... Bob. If i said it you'd say ``I don't believe you''
Bob: I won't unless you tell me
John: OK. This morning, i saw, a talking carrot, in a karate suit!
(Awkward silence)
Bob: Your right i don't believe you
John: That's what you said when i met the inflatable goldfish
Bob: It wasn't inflatable, it was smelling one of your farts. And anyway, that was a balloon
John: Well, this time, i didn't fart AND i can prove it.
Bob: What that you didn't fart?
(Awkward silence)
John: I can find that carrot even if it takes FOREVER!
(25 years later)
Bob: John, we've been searching ever since we were 10, we are 35. I'm surprise we last as long as we did, usually, our kind dies at 5 minutes after all those 16 Tons.
Man: What do you mean? I'm about to be 5 minutes and 10 seconds old about... n...
(Ton falls on him)
Text on screen: Remember, 16 Tons is funnier than any other amount
Bob: Look, we can't find him. Lets just leave.
John: Wait, there's a 3.2cm orange dot...
Bob: I've wondered why he's always so accurate
John: Born like it
Bob: (Giggles) You wish
(Get up close)
Bob: Your right that your right
KK: Hey kids. Wanna see my Karta?
Bob: I'll kick your vegetable potatoes down
John: Don't do it, he'll kill you then throw you.
Bob: I've seen Karate, you can't kill someone with it. What next, eat me?
John: No, he can't eat you, he's a vegetarian
KK: I'm not even that
John: I don't need this right now. He'll kill you thats about it
Bob: Oh, come on, he's as small as us when we were 2.
(KK's legs extend)
Bob: I'm sorry, i didn't see it coming
KK: HIIIIIII-EYAEYA! HOOOOO-HAA!
(Karate Karrot tries to chops Bob, fails, falls)
Bob: HA! Not a scratch on me (where he was hit, it sort of melts down) ok, now there's a inverted lump on my head (Falls down)
John: So, what happens to me?
KK: I dunno. err, wanna join up Karate?
John: SURE!
(Dark Screen)
Bob: UGGHHHH! oh, i must be drunk again. Well, time for work
(Gets up, walks on his head)
The End
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