Chapter 1 - The Whole Little Miss Muffet Story
Submitted February 5, 2004 Updated February 5, 2004 Status Incomplete | ok so i really like this whole making fun of mother goose stories cuz its really workin for me... so here
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Chapter 1 - The Whole Little Miss Muffet Story
Chapter 1 - The Whole Little Miss Muffet Story
The Whole Story of Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and weigh
along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and frightened Miss Muffet away.
The next day Miss Muffet
she sat on her tuffet
hiding a secret surprise
the spider not knowing
that this was now going
to lead to his final demise.
"Oh no!" said the spider
whose muscles got tighter
Miss Muffet stared with a grin
"I'm too young to die!"
And then came the fly
who hit Miss Muphet's chin.
"Ow! What the hell?!?"
Miss Muffet did yell
the spider now crawling away
the fly twirled around
then fell to the ground
this poor fly in his dismay.
Miss Muffet was too mad
to think like she should have
this poor fly became now her prey
she crushed it and killed it
had a ginormous fit
the fly's lights were put out that day.
Miss Muffet stomped out
with a scream and a shout
she needed to get out and vent
she went to a place
where no one could trace;
it's called anger management.
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inuyasha_naruto_lover on May 22, 2006, 12:30:30 PM
lol love it!GothicfarieluvinJack on February 23, 2006, 12:11:41 AM
mint!! its so funni!!!! *faves*Teehee111 on September 4, 2005, 6:08:50 PM
Teehee111 on
Ha ha ha!!! Hilarious!!! i love it=D i like the way you kept with the rhyme scheme, he he he.... XD