Chapter 1 - jokes from friends

yo mama is so fat when she bungy jumps she gos straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! 

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!


Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!  

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! 


Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! 

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon 

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

ok thats it for now pleas comment
 

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