Chapter 3 - PART 3

Yo momma is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.


Yo momma is so fat, she went on a seafood diet… Whenever she saw food she ate it.


Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the frack off.”


Yo momma is so fat, her @$$ looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.


Yo momma’s so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.              

Yo momma’s so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo mommais so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning.

Yo momma is so dirty hat even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

Yo momma is so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.



 

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