Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Submitted February 17, 2004 Updated March 12, 2004 Status Incomplete | What it is. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote it, but it came out okay. . .
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Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop
Sesshoumaru: U_U Another...chapter. *hides face* And I thought she would end this stupid thing.
KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: To be nice.
KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word?
Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u
KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~
KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop*
Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you.
*LATER*
KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^
Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches*
KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U
Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u;
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you.
Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop*
*CRRRK!*
KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting...
END OF CHAPPIE!
Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED.
Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*
KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: To be nice.
KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word?
Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u
KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~
KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop*
Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you.
*LATER*
KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^
Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches*
KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U
Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u;
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you.
Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop*
*CRRRK!*
KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting...
END OF CHAPPIE!
Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED.
Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*
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a-drawer-4ever on May 12, 2004, 8:53:16 AM
tinystarkitten on April 29, 2004, 6:46:39 AM
the next one should be how they get the m's on the m&mscheesey_squeezey on April 22, 2004, 11:14:03 AM
I COUNTED ONCE.... twice... OKAY 5 TIMES!!!!!!!! i counted 5,000 something.... ya.... *mental note: go 2 ebay, bid no more than $0.50 for a life any life*KawaiiGloom on April 18, 2004, 10:42:26 AM
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MORE! ME NEEDS MORE! >:D please keep writing ;-;eclipsedmoongoddess482 on April 15, 2004, 10:14:34 AM
*Laughs for 2 hours straight* This is so friggin' funny! I can really picture Sesshy thinking Tootsie Pops are gross. Please write more! Your story is just the funniest thing I've read on here so far! *Adds to favs a hundread times*KawaiiGloom on April 7, 2004, 3:49:23 PM
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i have checked everyday for a new chapter T___T plz do more ^___^ ::claps:: i have no idea why i didnt comment until now...i guess i was just waiting ....and waiting....and waiting. O_OSS5DIABLO on March 31, 2004, 5:05:49 PM
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that was short but sweet i gope you do a nothercoca-cola on March 12, 2004, 11:56:03 AM
coca-cola on
it's shorter then the other 3 oh'well can't wait for the next chapter thingy
~2 hours waisted~
Me: dumb computer MUST be broken..
Ren: um actually I don't think the author person has writin' it yet!
Me:....2 hours of my life waisted ... in vain...
Me: more more mroemroemreomroemromredoreoero!! or I shall indead kill!!!