Chapter 4 - getting in the strip club!

CHAPTER 4   "brother! god dammit I told you I''''''''m not gay! I dont need to go to a strip club!" Al screamed as ed was dragging him down the rode. "I need to ruin your pure goody-to-shoes mind with boobs and girls...HOT girls!" ed replied. "NNNNOOOOOOOO!!" poor poor Al......"well, wer here!" ed said happily as he looked up at the sign. *Neko Party* it read. "see Al? its cats! your favorite!! Al sighed as they walk towards the door. "wait! we need to look like the people in the I.D.''''''''s picture!" Ed said as he pulled out two wigs. one was short, black hair and the other was blond on top and light brown on the bottom. "OK Al who do you want to be? Mustang or Havoc? Ed said as he lifted the wigs up. "like I''''''''m gonna give you a choice! I always wanted to put bills on mustangs credit card!" Ed said before Al could complain about how wrong it was to steal peoples ID and credit card and impersonate them. ed put the Havoc wig on Al and the mustang wig on himself. they walked in the door and their was a huge body guard standing in the way. "Brother we will never pull this off!" Al whispered. "just trust me!" Ed whispered back. ed disguised  his voice, stood up strait, and walked up to the guard and said:" well good evening sir! isn''''''''t it a nice day to look at girls in mini-skirts?! Ed said proudly making fun of Mustang while Al was clutching his forehead in and slowly nodding his head side to side. "ID please." said the man. "right here!" Ed said giving both IDs to him. the man looked at the cards, looked at Ed and Al, looked at the cards again, looked at Ed and Al again, and the whole time saying "hmmmmm....you do look awfully short to be over 18,over 12 in fact!"the man said as Ed tryed to control his anger.  "OH MY GOD! IM NOT 12! MY NAME IS ROY MUSTANG! IM A STATE ALCHEMIST! THE LIEUTENANT CORNALL! YOU BASTARD!! LET ME IN DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!"......"alrighty then! have fun Roy! have fun Jean!" said the man after 10 minutes of studying the cards. "yes! woo! off to mini-skirts and booze!" Ed yelled in a deep man-voice. Al slowly followed the idiot that claimed to be his brother.           -CHAPTER 5 COMING SOON!!! be prepared for Al finding love in a strip club!!!!-

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