Chapter 13 - dont let sis answer doors to op. sex
Submitted September 11, 2006 Updated November 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | this is what you should read when you have nothing better to do. it used to be parodies of reality but that wasnt funny so i changed it....:T :P
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Chapter 13 - dont let sis answer doors to op. sex
Chapter 13 - dont let sis answer doors to op. sex
there was a knocking at the door as a girl was reading in her bedroom. She was babysitting her younger sister for her parents today.
She sighed and placed the book Witch Child on her nightstand getting up and sauntering to the front door. She heard her sister answer it first. Figureing it was one of her little friends she deicided to head back to reading.
She was almost to her room when she heard the words, "Is Lauren home?" she turned around to answer knowing her sister wouldnt do anything.
She came into the small parlor to hear this just around the corner,
"Who er you?"
"I'm Ma-"
"Where ya from?"
"A few hous-"
"Whatcha doin here?"
"I was gona-"
"Why do ya wanna talk to my sister?"
"I was hop-"
"Are you her boyfriend?"
"No!"
" Are ya gonna ask her out?"
"Wha-? No!"
"How do you know her?"
"We go to scho-"
"Do you like her?"
"Wha-?"
"Do you have a crush on her?!"
"NO!"
"Are you her boyfriend?"
"What? You asked that already!!!"
"I did?"
"Yes!"
"Oh. Well, who are you?"
"Ma-"
"Im Cassandra or just Cassy cuz i don like Cassandra and thats what my mommy calls me when i do sumthin bad!" (shes like six okay?)
"Thats nice but-"
"What are ya doin here?"
"..."
"Well? OOOh! are you here for my sister?!"
"Yes."
"Are you her boyfriend?"
"NO! DO YOU SUFFER FROM SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS?!"
"Maybe. Anyways do you liiiike her?!"
"NO!"
"Are you gonna ask her out?"
"NO YOU LITTLE-"
"Then why are you here?"
"...."
"Did you know my sister still sleeps with-" just then Marie ran into the room and cupped her hand over the girls mouth, silencing her, and filled in the rest of the sentence with, " the skeletons of decapitated children under my bed!"
Cassandra looked up at her in shock, "You do?"
"No. But i will..." she glared at the small girl.
Catching a hint Cassy's eyes widened as she ran out of the room screaming, "SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!" Marie smiled.
She turned to the agrivated boy in the doorway. He was rubbing his temples in hopes to relieve a headache.
"So. What can i do for ya?"
"Well i was wondering if sometime you migh-"
"HA YOU ARE GONNA ASK HER OUT YOU LIAR!"
"CASSY!!!!"
lets just say no one ever heard from that girl again...
HAHAHA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! IM JUST KIDDING! SHE DIDNT DIE!
please review!
She sighed and placed the book Witch Child on her nightstand getting up and sauntering to the front door. She heard her sister answer it first. Figureing it was one of her little friends she deicided to head back to reading.
She was almost to her room when she heard the words, "Is Lauren home?" she turned around to answer knowing her sister wouldnt do anything.
She came into the small parlor to hear this just around the corner,
"Who er you?"
"I'm Ma-"
"Where ya from?"
"A few hous-"
"Whatcha doin here?"
"I was gona-"
"Why do ya wanna talk to my sister?"
"I was hop-"
"Are you her boyfriend?"
"No!"
" Are ya gonna ask her out?"
"Wha-? No!"
"How do you know her?"
"We go to scho-"
"Do you like her?"
"Wha-?"
"Do you have a crush on her?!"
"NO!"
"Are you her boyfriend?"
"What? You asked that already!!!"
"I did?"
"Yes!"
"Oh. Well, who are you?"
"Ma-"
"Im Cassandra or just Cassy cuz i don like Cassandra and thats what my mommy calls me when i do sumthin bad!" (shes like six okay?)
"Thats nice but-"
"What are ya doin here?"
"..."
"Well? OOOh! are you here for my sister?!"
"Yes."
"Are you her boyfriend?"
"NO! DO YOU SUFFER FROM SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS?!"
"Maybe. Anyways do you liiiike her?!"
"NO!"
"Are you gonna ask her out?"
"NO YOU LITTLE-"
"Then why are you here?"
"...."
"Did you know my sister still sleeps with-" just then Marie ran into the room and cupped her hand over the girls mouth, silencing her, and filled in the rest of the sentence with, " the skeletons of decapitated children under my bed!"
Cassandra looked up at her in shock, "You do?"
"No. But i will..." she glared at the small girl.
Catching a hint Cassy's eyes widened as she ran out of the room screaming, "SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!" Marie smiled.
She turned to the agrivated boy in the doorway. He was rubbing his temples in hopes to relieve a headache.
"So. What can i do for ya?"
"Well i was wondering if sometime you migh-"
"HA YOU ARE GONNA ASK HER OUT YOU LIAR!"
"CASSY!!!!"
lets just say no one ever heard from that girl again...
HAHAHA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! IM JUST KIDDING! SHE DIDNT DIE!
please review!
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inuyasha_naruto_lover on October 5, 2006, 12:11:48 AM
hahaha!! that was hilarious! ^^maisloatt on October 5, 2006, 7:17:53 AM
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thanks for the comments! glad ya liked it!