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Chapter 37 - BIG jump forward IMS

this is what you should read when you have nothing better to do. it used to be parodies of reality but that wasnt funny so i changed it....:T :P

Chapter 37 - BIG jump forward IMS

Chapter 37 - BIG jump forward IMS
okay so we are wayy into the future for the OC gang and i am using a retarded keyboard. This is when Cassy, Phil and Morgan are like 16 or somthing. That makes the rest of em like......'carry the 1' oh yeah! 26 years old. And heres the marrage thingamabobby junk, ahem,
Maison-Laura (no durr)
Theresa-Greg (dont ask)
Kena isnt married. she and ....whats his face, HENRY. yeah she and Henry are engaged aww how sweet!
well nuff o dat to the other three!there are 3 of them right?
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Cassy was sitting at her computer IMing Phil, (her brother one room over) Morgan, Tami, Deseree, Jason, (this one dude) and (breathe) Thomas (this other dude). it was a chatroom.
ahem, and here is what it said,

(cassy)sugarbat:ya guys there?
(phil)doommaster72: maaaybe...
(morgan)halloweenie: doom you are SO immature!
doommaster72: IM immature? YOUR the one with weenie for a name!
halloweenie: thats HALLOweenie!
doommaster72:w/e!!
(Tami)gemini1: you guys!stop fighting!
(deseree)gemini2: yeah its getting on our nerves!
(jason)cherrydude1: you guys always ruin the action!
(thomas)boronbrain99:yeah! why cant you stand to see fights?
gemini2: because we werent raised that way!
gemini1: exactly
halloweenie: he started it
doommaster72: no i didnt U did!
halloweenie: no U did!
doommaster73: no i didnt!
halloweenie:yes you did!
sugarbat1: DOES IT EVEN MATTER?
halloweenie: YES
doommaster72: YES
gemini1: sheesh you guys where made 4 each other.
gemini2: yeah you were
doommaster72: what!? what the (bleep)(for fun) is that supposed to mean?
halloweenie: YEAH we were NOT made for each other!
boronbrain99: yeah seriously do you even see the way they fight all the time?
cherrydude1: he has a point ya know.
sugarbat1: ya know he does.
gemini1: well,
gemini2: thats
gemini1: how you can
gemini2: tell.
sugarbat1: please dont do that!
cherrydude1:yeah please its bad enough in real life
doommaster72: yeah.
halloweenie: yeah.
gemini2: see synchronized IM ing! its a sign
halloweenie: no its not!
doommaster: yeah as if i would ever fall for someone whos idea of a screen name is 'halloweenie'?!
halloweenie: thats offensive!
doommaster72: srry.
sugarbat: holy (bleep)!!
cherrydude1: what? what is it?
sugarbat1: he has never apologized to ANYONE in his entire life!i think the twins are onto somethin!
cherrydude1: wow. i think ur right.
doommaster72:...woops...
halloweenie: woops what?
dommaster72: woops nothing
boronbrain99: riiiiiight.
sugarbat1: i'll brb
cherrydude1: k.
doommaster72: that cant be good for me.
cherrydude1:whaddaya mean?
doommaster72: i dunno but it justcant.
cherrydude1: okay... so what do you think shes doing then?
doommaster72: what do u care?
cherrydude1:well,
doommaster72:.......
cherrydude1:?
doommaster72:.......
halloweenie: u ok?
doommaster72:YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY SISTER!!!!!!!
halloweenie:WHAT?
doommaster72: not you! ew!
halloweenie: oh good.
doomaster72:you!
cherrydude1: who me?
doommaster72: yeah YOU have a CRUSH on MY SISTER!!!
cherrydude1: WHAT? no i dont!
doommaster72: yeah ya do!
cherrydude1: no i dont!

[private convo]
gemini1: are we going to interupt them?
gemini2: nah. let them have the room for a while.
gemini1: yea, besides its fun to just sit back and watch.
gemini2: yups.
[back to pub chat]

doommaster72: YES
cherrydude1: NO!
doommaster72: YES!

[another private convo]
halloweenie: you think he really does?
boronbrain99: who does what?
halloweenie: you think Jay likes Cassy?
boronbrain99: i dunno.
halloweenie: me neither.
halloweenie: question?
boronbrain99: yeah?
halloweenie: does phil really like me like that?
boronbrain99: if i told yu he'd kill me
halloweenie: so its a yes?
boronbrain99: i didnt say that
halloweenie: so its a no?
boronbrain99: i, didnt say that either.
halloweenie: ...
[back to pub chat]

cherrydude1: NO I DONT!
doommaster72: YES YOU DO ADMIT IT!
cherrydude1: ARGH. ...fine. but im ringing yur throat later.
doommaster72: fine by me
doommaster72: oh (bleep)!
cherrydude1: what?
doommaster72: cassy was just watching over my shoulder!
cherrydude1: WHHAT!!!?? AND YOU DIDNT NOTICE?@!
doommaster72: no not really.
[people stop chatting without leaving]

doommaster72: anybody there?
halloweenie: i am
boronbrain99: i have to go.
doommaster72: why?
boronbrain99: my...er...goldfish ran away.
halloweenie: what?
boronbrain99: yes yes very tragic i know bye!
{boronbrain99 has signed off}
halloweenie: what the heck goldfish cant run!
doommaster72: does he even OWN a goldfish?
halloweenie: idk.

[private convo]
doommaster72: jay you there man? you been pretty quiet.
(long pause)
cherrydude1: im busy
doommaster72: doing what?
{cherrydude1 has signed off}
doommaster72:huh.
[back to pub chat]
doommaster72: jay signed off too.
halloweenie: so did cassy.
dommaster72: .......
halloweenie: no. way!
doommaster72: bout frikin time!
halloweenie: ya think?!
(pause)
doommaster72: so uh, you busy later?
{gemini1 has signed off}
{gemini2 has signed off}
halloweenie: i didnt know they were still on.
doommaster72: me neither.
(biggerpause)
doommaster72: so uh, whatcha doin like later?
halloweenie: nuthin. ;D
{x_mtlover_x has signed on}
halloweenie: who?
x_mtlover_x: ello
doommaster72: who the hell are you?
x_mtlover_x: im the author
halloweenie: oh.
doommaster72: oh.
x_mtlover_x: so whatu 2 doin?
doommaster72:nuthin
halloweenie: nuthin
x_mtlover_x: good
{x_mtlover_x has signed off.}
doommaster72: what the hell?
halloweenie: i have no idea.



THE END!

dont ask. but it was fun to write. especially the part where Thoms pet goldfish ''ranaway''!!!!
enjoy.
comment please!

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RedPaint on October 7, 2006, 2:55:44 PM

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RedPaintYay for IM chatroom chapters! n__n! Yeah..they're very fun to read.

ALL OF YOU OTHER NOOBS READING THIS NEED TO COMMENT!!
I mean, jeez..