Chapter 56 - The power of young love...and i mean YOUNG

Okay so laura and maison and mc and terry and greg and...henry thats it are all in.....kindergarden so they are all like five. get it? got it? doubt it. by the way i put realistic dialogue into my works meaning i type as if im talking to uou directly.
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okay down at...Riveredge Kingergarten it was time for recess. So the six of them were out on the playground.
Terry and greg were on the swings, kena (mc) and henry were on the teeter totter together and maison and Laura (see not even the author is allowed to call her Laur) were, well.....okay lets say they were, erm, on the monkey bars! yeah thats it, monkey bars. heh.
ahem, well anyways thats what they all were doing. and there was this...bully dude okay yeah a erm bully guy person named.....Jargon. I dont know. Jargon sounds like a mean name doesnt it? i think it does. Okay so jargon came out and was looking for people to tourture. there were no adults outside for the time being and it was enough time for him to make every single poor little kid on that playground cry. and he planned to do just that. As he walked by, he pushed a pair of girls skipping rope causing one to scrape her knee to the point of bloodshed on the pavement. Continuing on he tripped a boy running to catch a red ball his partner had thrown for him. He was unable to catch it seeing as how he fell and hit his head on the side of the sandbox. giving the kid a bad bump that clearly hurt very much. He soon came up to where greg was pushing terry on a swing [how cute!] as terry was going up he came over and shoved greg out of the way into the woodchip covered ground. greg was powerless as terry came back and having expected to be pushed gently by greg she was taken quite abak when jargen grabbed the chain ropes suspending the swing seat and held them as he pulled it all the way up causing terry to fall flat on her face and she sat up holding her bleeding nose and began crying loudly. greg crawled over to help her as jargen headed off to the teeter totters where the unsuspecting kena and henry were merrilly enjoying themselves. He came up behind henry and stomped his foot down onto the back of the seat causing the teeter totter to stop its movement. He then grabbed a lock of henrys (rather shaggy long) hair and pulled him forcefully off to the side of the teeter totter and onto the ground on which many had fallen before him. Kena was looking very surpised as jargen sat down in henrys place and pushed up allowing her gently to the ground. Kena was half way off of the contraption when he suddenly pushed down with all of his might, flinging her harshly off into the scraggly grass outside the play ground nearly six feet away. She went rolling down a small tree and began to scream in tears. [man this kid really sucks doesnt he?] Finally after hurting some kids playing with a football and the slide he came up on the monkey bars where maison and Laura were having a conversation while hanging from their knees three feet above the ground. They didnt notice jargon was there until maison was pulled down off upside down comming to the hard ground on his head. He let out a scream in anguish as he fell. Laura let out a scream in shock and worry as she watched him fall not knowing why until she spotted jargon laughing behind him. She got down quickly and rushed to maison's side. From what they could tell he was okay. His eyes had glazed over. But he was too busy rubbing his head to cry. Laura stood up in front of jargon [looking all tough] and said to his face, "you think dats funny eh?" jargon stopped laughing to look over at her. "yea wattsit to ya ifs i does?" [shudder at that grammar]
"whats it ta me? heres wat it is ta mee!" with that she gave him a good blow in the gut to which maison gave a visual cheer. Bbut any celebration was gone when jargon gave her an angry look, "yur 'owwna regwet dat!" with that he shoved her hard as he could knocking her back into a hard green bar where she hit her head pretty hard from whiplash. She began to cry instantly. Seeing this maison gave jargon the nastiest look a five year old could give [oooo he in truuuuuuble] maison then walked up to him in the same place Lauran had once stood. Jargon stopped to say "Oh ya wanna get pooshed too?"
"Nope, i wannted ta knoww if yoo did." he said it rather politely catching jargon off gaurd.
then out of no where (and i mean friggen nowhere!) maison reered a tight fist into the side of jargons head, sending him back a few feet into the brick wall of the school building where he hit his nose which began bleeding and a small bruise formed slowly on the side of his now red face. and for the first time since anyone had ever seen him, he began to cry and ran screaming for his mommy. He went to tell on the teacher. But they had seen everything. Accept for what maison had done. so they did not believe the bully and took him inside. AND HE NEVER CAME BACK MUAHAHAHA!
omit that.
feeling qiuite satisfied, maison ran to Laura whos tears had subsided with a small smile on her face. [keep in mind they are all five]
"are yoo okay?"
"yeah *sniff* th-thanks maysun." (awwwww)
maison smiled and held out his hand to help her up, which she gladly took.
"any twime Lawa" (so cute!!!)
lauren smiled, "yore a hewo ya know. and hewos nee rewords!"
"yea so wats myne?"
"dis,"
she leaned up and gave him a sweet kiss on the cheek to wich she was greeted by a blush and a quick smile before:
"EW lawa! u gawv me girwal cooties!" thats adorable!!!!
laura laughed as the two of them headed back inside, hand in hand.


THE END.

did i make them too young?
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oh well!
i am so making an older version of this one! note the (jargens back) story is not the real parody of this one. Bullies Smash will be.

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