Chapter 1 - Truth or Dare

Truth or Dare

-hosted by the Megami Alchemist

---------------------------------------

Okay, first I never write any type of fan fic in myLIFE.. so this is the closest thing to a fanfic that you'll ever find by me...

---------------------------------------

Megami Alchemist: Welcome to "Truth or Dare" Tonight, we have two specialguests, the famous ElricBrothers!!

(applause)

Megami Alchemist: Okay then, the other two are RoyMustang and Scar!

(applause)

Megami Alchemist: I'm sure all of you out there all knowhow to play "Truth or Dare", so lets get started shall we? Ed,truth or dare?

Ed: Truth

Megami Alchemist: How tall are you without your boots andthat extra piece of hair?

Ed: What?!

Megami Alchemist: Common ^.^

Ed: 4'11

Roy: HA! Only 4'11 huh? So you are a midget! 

Ed: SHUT UP!

Megami Alchemist: Okay, Roy... Truth or...

Roy: Truth

Megami Alchemist: How many times have you been inHawkeye's bed?

Roy: o.o.. uhhh... this year?

Megami Alchemist: Sure, why not..

Roy: Let's see, it's July now... *counts* 14.. twiceevery month..

Megami Alchemist: O_O

Hawkeye: *jumps out from audience* WHAT?!

Roy: -.-' great... now I have to deal with her after theshow...

*bell rings*

---------------------------------------

Megami Alchemist: *cheerful face* All right,that's our commercial bell. We'll be back in 5 minutes! Stay tune for Al andScar's turn! 

<<commercial plays>> 

Megami Alchemist: -_- I NEED WATER...

<<meanwhile back at the stage...>>

Ed: What type of question is that?! How tall are you?!

Roy: And what's with the bed question?!

Hawkeye: *stumps over to Roy* Roy...>.<

Security: Sorry madam, no oneis allowed to see the contestants after the show.. 

Roy: *sigh of relief*

Megami Alchemist: Sorry, I just ask the questions.Someone else makes them.

*bells rings*

---------------------------------------

Megami Alchemist: *back to cheerful face* Okay,now we're back. Just in case some of you are just tuning in with us, Ed and Royjust finished their first turn <<quick replay or Ed and Roy'sturn>>! Okay, let's go to our next victim... errr next guest,Alphones! Okay, Al,  Truth or Dare?

Al: Truth

Megami Alchemist: Aww, you people are no fun.. anyways..How many times have you hide a cat.. or any stray animal, in you suit? 

Al: What type of question is that?!

Megami Alchemist: Answer it..

Al: Just one

Megami Alchemist: Just one? Are  you sure aboutthat?

Al: Yeah.

Megami Alchemist: Okay, can we get some tech guy to showa flash back there?

(okay)

<<flashback plays>>

        The audiencesees Al's armor full of stray cats and dogs.. what the.. is that Ed in there?!Edo-Chan..? Is that you? O.o.. and what's that? Winry.. and Al? Making out... ohmy.. 

Tech guy: Ooops.. that's his dream sequence we justtapped into..

Megami Alchemist: You idiots... you people can't doanything right... 

Al: THAT'S MY DEEPEST DARKEST DREAM!! NO ONE'S SUPPOSE TOSEE THAT!!

Megami Alchemist: I'm truly sorry, but we can not doanything since this is live. And since your contract doesn't cover illusions bythe mind, we will not do anything to make this better.. Sorry ^.^

Al: *embarrassed*

Ed: Hey, Al, I bet Winry's back home watching this... (hehheh)

Al: *blushing* (to camera)  No, Winry.. It'snot true!

(back at Risembool) 

Winry: *drops screws* O_O *drops down on knees*

(back to the show)

Megami Alchemist: Last but not least, Scar.. Truth orDare?

Scar: Dare

Megami Alchemist: Finally! Someone who's brave enough topick dare! Okay.. The show dares you to kill Edward Elric!

Ed: WHAT??!

(gasp)

Roy: WHAT KIND OF TV SHOW IS THIS?!

Megami Alchemist (now with Envy's voice): A type ran by ahomunculi or course *evil grin*

Scar: Fine with me...

Megami Alchemist (now Envy): Good..

Ed: What?! You can't fight here! There's people!

Envy: Oh.. of course.. Lust, Gluttony!

---------------------------------------

Due to the death of many audiences, the host MegamiAlchemist who was killed before the show, the director, stupid tech guys, andthe camera, the show will not be air no longer. Feel free to buy the DVD of theshow, coming soon to your nearest stores everywhere...

Seems like Roy never had to deal with Hawkeye afterall, at least something good came out of this...

*In the background:*

Ed: AL!!

Scar: I will send you to your maker.... all ofyou...!!

---------------------------------------

THE END!!

Hope you liked it.. This is my first one.. so Iunderstand if you think it sucked.. Please comment^.^

You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment