Chapter 10 - Hiei and Karasu in High School?

Hiei and Karasu in high school?






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(Previously in Deceivers Stone Two:)





Kagome: Oh yeah? Guys, did I mention there are uniforms?





Hiei: (Disappointed) Uniforms?





(As they got to school, Hiei was not pleased with the school uniform.)





Hiei: This is just uncalled for.





(Karasu seemed to like hers however.)





Karasu: This is rather comfy. I like it. Look what it can do!





(She spun around in a circle and this revealed her panties to everyone in the hallway!)





Hiei: Stop it Karasu! People are staring at your underwear!





Karasu: Well they shouldnt look.





Hiei: Even the guys are checking you out.





(Hiei didnt like this fact, and neither did Karasu.)





Karasu: What? Guys are staring at my panty-things! Ill show them.





(She used her telekinetic powers to point at them and smash them into each other.)





Hiei: Karasu! (Lower voice) Karasu, you cant use your telepathic powers here.





Karasu: (Pulls dagger out of backpack) I can do what I want!





(Kagome quickly took the dagger from Karasu.)





Kagome: You cant have these here!





(And what luck for the principal to be walking by.)





Principal: Kagome Higurashi! Go to the office!





Kagome: No! No! Its not mine! Its hers!





(Kagome pointed the blade toward Karasu without realizing it.)





Principal: Now youre threatening an innocent student!





Kagome: Oh no! No! I





Principal: Ill let you off with a warning since youre not usually like this. I better not see that dagger in your hands again.





Kagome: No problem sir.





(The principal walked away and Karasu snatched her dagger back.)





Karasu: Give me that.





Kagome: You almost got me in trouble with that thing!





Karasu: Then you shouldnt have taken it from me.





(Karasu put the dagger back in her backpack and Kagome sighed.)





Kagome: Lets just get to class.





(As they turned around, they saw that Okashi was walking by them.)





Kagome: Hi Okashi.





(Kagome was trying to be nice, but Okashi just stared at her for a moment.)





Okashi: Hello& Karasu.





(She ignored Kagome and walked right on by, surprising and hurting Kagome. Karasu just smiled and waved happily at her.)





Karasu: Hi Okashi.





(Hiei and Kagome both stared awkwardly at her.)





Karasu: What? She said hi to me.





(They went to their class and took their seats, and Kagome noticed that her friends were talking to Hiei.)





Eri: Youre so dreamy.





Yuka: I love your hair.





Ayumi: How does it stay that way?





(Karasu stepped in and pushed them away, taking her sword out of its sheath that was attached to her skirt.)





Karasu: Mine! Stay away!





(They ran off to their seats, and Karasu was acting all frantic around Hiei. She looked as if she would start foaming at any given moment. The swords blade was close to touching Hiei, so he pushed it away carefully.)





Hiei: Karasu, youre out of hand.





Karasu: Nobodys going to check you out on my watch.





(A couple of guys were standing behind Karasu and staring at her, which Hiei did not like very well. He took the sword from Karasu and pointed it at them.)





Hiei: Eyes off of her.





Teacher: Hiei Jaganshi, go to the office!





Hiei: What! But its Karasus sword! Didnt you just see her threatening those girls?





Teacher: Stop trying to get the innocent one in trouble and go to the office now!





(Hiei glared at Karasu while returning her sword to her.)





Hiei: How do you do it?





Karasu: Do what?





Hiei: Grrr& never mind.





(The teacher closed the classroom door on Hieis way out.)





Teacher: Okay. Today we are going to work on the special Pythagorean theorem formulas.





Karasu: The what-theory?





Teacher: The Pythagorean theorem.





Karasu: Oh& okay. Ill pretend to get it.





(While the class continues, Miroku and Lutious continued searching for Leona in the year 3000. Lutious handed Miroku a watch.)





Lutious: Here. Use this to travel in time and around here. We need to split up and look everywhere.





Miroku: Right.





(Lutious poofed away and Miroku put the watch on his wrist, looking at it confused.)





Miroku: I wonder what this one does?





(He pushed a button on the watch and poofed into an unexpecting classroom. He ended up in a box of little wrapped-up packets.)





Miroku: Condoms?





(The class stared strangely at him.)





Teacher: Who are you?





Miroku: Well I





Teacher: You must be the guest speaker.





Miroku: I& guess so.





Teacher: Glad youre here. Ill just let you take over the class now.





Miroku: Huh?





(Miroku sat in the box of condoms confused as the teacher left the room. Miroku stepped out of the box and looked at one of the little packets strangely.)





Miroku: Whats this? And what is this class?





Boy: This is a sex ed. class.





Girl: Yeah, and thats a condom.





Miroku: Oh. Youre learning about sex here? I see&





(He throws the condom and acts all casual with the know-it-all attitude.)





Miroku: Thats going to be easy. All right everyone. Just pick a partner, pick a corner, and go at it.





(The class looked at him confused.)





Miroku: Well dont just stare at me. Get going.





Boy: Are you serious?





Miroku: Yeah, arent you?





Girl: Do we use a condom?





Miroku: Nah. Why use one of those?





(Miroku then thought, Because I dont even know what it does. The kids cheered and did as Miroku told them to. He just smiled and sat back in the rolling chair.)





Miroku: Now this is comfy. Front row seat to the show.





(Now we check in on Kagomes class. The students had their assignments and were working on them. Okashi, who was not too happy with it, was still tutoring Kagome. She ignored Kagome as much as possible as she focused on her work. Kagome looked at her fingernails and noticed the red color.)





Kagome: Nice nail polish.





Okashi: Whatever.





Kagome: What kind is it?





Okashi: Are we making small talk or working here?





Kagome: Sorry.





(Kagome wanted to talk to her, but she simply refused, so Kagome just continued with her assignment. Karasu was staring at her homework in confusion.)





Karasu: What are all these numbers?





(Hiei walked back in the room all casual.)





Hiei: Yo teach. You have a phone call in the office.





Teacher: What are you doing back in here?Hiei: I was let off with a warning. Duh. Now go answer your call.





Teacher: Im onto you Jaganshi.





(The teacher crouched down a bit and stared Hiei in the eyes.)





Teacher: Are your eyes& red?





Hiei: Crimson.





Teacher: Whatever. Okay class. Keep working and dont act up. Karasu& Keep an eye on the class for me. Ill be gone for five minutes. I better see this class the same as it is now.





Karasu: Yes sir.





(The teacher walked out and Hiei sat down behind Karasu.)





Karasu: Why were you talking like that?





Hiei: Ive always wanted to do that.





Karasu: Well stop that& You sound too cute.





(Karasu took out her sword and started sharpening it.)





Hiei: What are you doing? Youre going to get in trouble.





Karasu: I never get in trouble. Im too freakin adorable.





Hiei: Well youll get me in trouble then. Put that away.





Karasu: But my blade is getting dull.





(Kagome noticed that Karasu had her sword out so she jumped up and ran over to her.)





Kagome: What are you doing? Youre going to get in trouble!





Hiei: Thats what I just said.





Karasu: Picky. Picky. Fine Ill put it away. Sheesh!





(Karasu went to put it in her backpack, but a little bottle started slipping from a pouch in the front of her backpack.)





Karasu: Oh no! I dropped my nitro(BOOM!)





(The bottle of nitro glycerin fell and busted on the floor, blowing a huge hole in the floor and scolding Hieis leg.)





Hiei: Ow! Karasu!





(Of course Karasu was unharmed.)





Karasu: Whoops.





(Hiei wasnt the only one cursing because he wasnt the only one hurt. The teacher walked back in and saw Hiei cussing out Karasu, Kagome trying to stuff Karasus weapons back into her backpack, the huge hole in the floor, the class in general chaos, and Okashi sitting in a corner rocking back and forth all paranoid covering her ears.)





Okashi: Im a pure Christian girl. Im a pure Christian girl&





Teacher: Kagome! Hiei! Okashi! Go to the office! Now!





(Kagome, Hiei, and Okashi ended up in In-School Suspension. Hiei had a ticked-off glare in his eyes, Kagome just sat there silently and smacking herself across the cheek, and Okashi sat there rocking back and forth just like she was in the classroom.)





Kagome: Im always getting in trouble because of her. Thats the last time I try to help her.





Okashi: Im a pure Christian girl& Im a pure Christian girl&





Hiei: Enough already. Youve made your point. Howd you get in trouble anyway?





Okashi: I dont know& Im a pure Christian girl.





Hiei: I still dont know how Karasu does it. I wish I knew her secret. She never gets in trouble for anything. Being freakin adorable cant be all that keeps her out of trouble.





(The teacher was still teaching after they switched classrooms due to the large hole in the floor.)





Teacher: Okay class. Now that we dont have that large hole in the middle of the floor, lets continue with the lesson.





(Karasu was interrupting the lesson by sharpening her dagger, but the teacher was not even looking at her.)





Teacher: Karasu. Please put away your sharpener and use the one in the front of the classroom.





(Karasu looked at her sword confused and looked at the pencil sharpener.)





Karasu: I dont think thats going to work.





Teacher: Well then use my lead pencil.





(The teacher handed her a lead pencil and didnt even have to look at her. Karasu shrugged and took the pencil. The whole class was afraid of her because she was so& her. She never got into trouble and she was so stupidly dangerous& not to mention freakin adorable. How did she pull it off? I guess well know sooner or later. Lets check in on Sakura and Shippo for a moment. Shippo was searching for Sakura because they were playing a game of hide and seek.)





Shippo: Sakura? Where are you? Haroyuki, have you seen her?





(Haroyuki was the name of Sakuras fox father.)





Haroyuki: Shippo, please, call me dad& or father. Whatever you like.





Shippo: I uhh& I have to find her.





(Shippo seemed awkward with calling Haroyuki his father. What was the reason that Shippo was afraid to call him dad? Well anyway, as Shippo searched for Sakura, he heard a sound in a nearby bush and saw smoke coming from within it. As he got closer to it, Bob popped out of the bush with a confused look on his face. Shippo shouted and this made Bob shout as well.)





Bob: Aaahh! Whoa, little dude! Dont scare me like that!





Shippo: Little& Dude?





Bob: Is that& a squirrel tail?





Shippo: Im a fox!





(Suddenly, Sakura came out from the bushes and chased after Bob with a long pair of daggers.)





Sakura: Stay away from my brother you demon!





(She tried to throw a dagger at him, but it stuck into a tree next to Bob. He didnt even have to move to dodge it.)





Bob: Whoa! Little blue-haired girl. Whats up with that? I was just looking for Burger King.





Sakura: Well whoever Burger King is, I dont know him, but hes certainly not my father. (Gasp) Youre after my father!





Bob: Okay, youre weird. Im outta here dudes.





(Bob poofed away and Sakura looked at Shippo confused.)





Sakura: Dude?





Shippo: I dont know.





(Sakura takes her dagger out of the tree.)





Sakura: Good thing Kara gave me these daggers that she borrowed without telling with no intention of returning. I just need to practice a little and Ill be just as good as her and Miki and Leona& (Dreamy look) And Kurama. I wonder where he is?





(Kurama was outside Yusukes school with him and Kuwabara.)





Kurama: Have you guys seen Hiei lately?





Yusuke: Nope.





Kuwabara: Hes still spending time with that dragon girl.





Hiei: Forced to.





(They looked aside to see Hiei in a school uniform.)





Kuwabara: Uhh& Hiei&





Hiei: Dont say anything or Ill kill you.





(The principal of Yusukes school heard this.)





Principal: Go to the office!





Hiei: I dont go to this school!





Yusuke: You go to school? Are you serious?





Hiei: Unfortunately. Karasu made me. I promised. Ill never make any promises again. Now shes practically blowing Kagomes school up and getting me in trouble because she brings knives and swords to school!Yusuke: Wow! Your school sounds more fun! I am going to your school!





Hiei: (Sarcastically) Whoop-de-doo.

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