Chapter 2 - Chapter 2

Yaoi School Story[/b]
Chapter; 2[/b]
 
 
 
It was after school and I was just hanging at the mall with my friends.
 
“Hey, how about we go into Georgina’s now?” Nanc suggested.
 
“Why not Hot Topic????” I replied.
 
“Because, you’re the only punk in our group.”
 
“So?! Doesn’t mean I don’t feel pain when I go into Georgina’s.”
 
“Well, how about you go to Hot Topic, ok? We’ll meet back here once we’re done, ok?” Bailey said trying to bring both of our angers down.
 
“Fine,” I said heading for Hot Topic. XD
 
My friends went to Georgina’s.
 
“Hey, Buck.”
 
“Hey, MBS. What cha looking for today?”
 
“I donno….maybe a Sasuke plushie….maybe a new shirt….I donno.”
 
“Take as long as you like. You are[/i] our best costumer”
 
“Thx.”
 
I found a Sasuke plushie, a black dress, shirts with words, a shirt with a target, a Larry the Cable Guy shirt, some it’s happy bunny junk, and some pants. I had enough money, ok??
 
I went back to where my friends and I were earlier, only to find nobody.
 
‘*sigh* Dang it, guys! How long does it take to get stuff, buy it, and get back here?’
 
I turned my head to a little ally way (ok, it was a strip mall!!) only to find Taheny and Schilthelm. Taheny pinning Drew to the wall, making out.
 
‘OH GOSH!!!!’ My mouth dropped to about my…….feet. ‘I am not seeing this!! Mike and Drew making out………and I don’t have a camera!!!!! GR!!’
 
I looked to my pocket and remembered that I had my camera-phone.
 
‘It’s not a camera, but it’ll work!’ Evil li’l yaoi fangirl I am….-^_^-
 
“Foxx! This isn’t good for your eyes!!!”[/b]
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“Sezz you! And my dad. And my sister, but that’s beside the point.”[/i]
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“DO IT!!!”[/i][/b]
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“YAY! Somebody sees this my way!! I’m a yaoi loving punk!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”[/i]
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Then I heard Mike starting to whisper into Drew’s ear, “Did you know….you’re very cute right now…..?”
 
My eyes widened. ‘This….is….getting….hott!” I toke a picture of it, and the flash went off having the two yaoi dudes look my way and I quickly went behind the wall.
 
“What cha doing?” Bailey said making me jump.
 
“Uh…uh…uh….eheheheheheheheh. Um….Taking pics of….of….of…..wolves.”
 
“There are no wolves here.”
 
“Fake wolves.”
 
“Oh, hey Mike.”
 
“Did any of you guys take a pic of…something?” he asked.
 
“MBS keeps lieing about taking pics of fake wolves,” Nanc said.
 
“Ah, and what in the world were you taking pics of, MBS?” he said turning his head to me.
 
“I was testing my phone….i was taking pics of trees.”
 
“Look around, there are no trees.”
 
“Helmets.”
 
“Good lie.”
 
“Bacon.”
 
“*sigh* I give up.” He and Drew started walking away.
 
‘I am not a good liar.”
 
“MBS, tell us what you were snapping. We’re your friends, you can tell us anything,” Bailey said walking to up to me.
 
“Does Mike and Drew know that people know about them??” I said turning around.
 
“MBS….?”
 
“What?”
 
“That was a joke going around.”
 
My eyes widened, “Oh….k….”
 
“Why?”
 
“No reason.”
 
“Say, what do you get?” Nanc said looking down at my two bags.
 
“You know….a Sasuke thing (again), shirts, and it’s happy bunny junk,” I said looking the way Mike walked away.
 
“Hey, MBS! It’s you’re bf!!”
 
There was Damien the hottest dude in the UNIVERSE. And he was MINE. Oh, yea….and here he comes my way!! Oh, frick, what the heck to do?!
 
“Hey, MBS-kun, I want to ask you something about the prom this year,” Damien said stopping in front of me.
 
“O-ok.” My hands were up to my mouth and I felt myself blushing A LOT.
 
“See ya later, MBS!” My friends started to head to their homes.
 
`NO! DON’T LEAVE ME!! I NEED HELP! I’M NEW TO THIS STUFF!!! T_T`
 
“Um…MBS? Will you go to the prom with me?” Damien said putting his hands on mine making me feel SOO comfortable.
 
“S-sure….i mean, we are going out, right?”
 
“Yea,” He has the CUTEST eyes.
 
~~~Next day, it’s a Saturday~~~
 
I woke up and found that day was the day before the day before the last day of school….and Saturday.
 
“WOO-HOO!!!! FIRE! DARK! WATER! LIGHT!!!! IT’S SATURDAY!!!”[/i]
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“What about your brother??”[/b]
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“HE’S AT THAT THING IN BUNAVISTIA!!!!!”[/i]
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“Ok, either this is luck or this is SUPER cool.”[/i][/b]
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“I choose ‘c.’ ALL OF THE ABOVE!”[/i]
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“YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!”[/i][/b]
 
Water joined in jumping on the bed with me.
 
“LET’S THROW A PAR-TAH!!!!!”[/i]
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Then the phone rang. It was Mike.
 
“Hey, Mike. HOW THE HECK DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER?!”
 
“I looked up your last name in the phone book, dunce.”
 
“Oh…that explains a lot.”
 
`AH CRAP!! NOW HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE!!!!`
 
“Yes, well, I know what you were taking a pic of.”
 
‘Dun, dun, dun.’
 
“Drew and I, right?”
 
“I’VE BEEN FOUNDED OUT!!”
 
“Well, I think that blackmail will be of no use now.”
 
“Huh? Why?”
 
“Because, everyone takes it as a joke now.”
 
“Evil.”
 
“Besides, if anyone will think that it’s photoshopped.”
 
“HOW THE HECK CAN I PHOTOSHOP SOMETHING ON MY PHONE?!”
 
“You can upload it from your comp.”
 
“I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PHOTOSHOP!!”
 
“So? You could have had someone else[/b] photoshop it.”
 
“Now that I think about it, Fire and Water know how to photoshop.”
 
“Fire and water? Inanimate objects?”
 
“Uh…gotta go, bye! Few…..almost found out about them…”
 
“About who?”[/b]
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“The munchkin people.”[/i]
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“What munchkin people?”[/b]
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“In the basement!!!”[/i]
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“There’s no munchkins in the basement.”[/b]
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“Well….your legs are stupid!!”[/i]
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“Uh-huh.”[/b]
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~~Later~~
 
I started stirring my fork around in the pasta in front of me. Nanc looked over at me and noticed something was on my mind.
 
“What’s wrong, MBS?” she said in hopes of finding out. I was at the BEST Italian restaurant, Monte Carlo.
 
“Nothing.”
 
“Oh, c’mon. You can tell me! I’m your BFF!”
 
“It’s nothing, really.”
 
“So is.”
 
“So not.”
 
“Uh-huh. Is it about how you were gullible and believed that MikeXDrew thing was real?”
 
“Ehehehehehehehehehehe….sure…..let’s go with that.”
 
“It’s not that is it??”
 
“No *takes phone out* look at this! This is what I was snapping.”
 
“N-no way.”
 
“Yes, way.”
 
“They’re going out, for real?”
 
“Yea…”
 
“Crap.”
 
“They are or Mike was r-a-p-i-n-g Drew.”
 
“That’s sick, Foxx!”
 
“Yea, I know.”
 
“Poor Drew.”
 
“But if you look at this pic, he doesn’t look distorted at all.”
 
We went outside because my dad (>.<) was eavesdropping….again.
 
Then we saw Samantha and Brittney walk up. They saw Nanc and I discussing something and me holding up my cell. They looked to their mother.
 
‘OH! I forgot!!! I invited them!! Stupid forgetful me.’
 
Their mother nodded and told them something. They went over to us.
 
“What’s up?” Sam asked.
 
“Well, MBS saw two guys that may be dating or [/b]a guy r-a-p-i-n-g another,” Nanc answered.
 
“or[/b] all of the above,” I joked.
 
“That’s really sick….who are they?” Britt said impatiently.
 
“Mike Taheny—“
 
“That’s no surprise,” Sam said looking away while folding her arms and closing eyes.
 
“And Drew Shlitem.”
 
“Schilthelm,” Nanc corrected me.
 
“Shnitem!”
 
“Schilthelm.”
 
“Amberger.”
 
“Schilthelm!”
 
“Twa.”
 
“What?! Where the heck did that come from?!”
 
“Twa.”
 
Then we heard someone’s feet stop behind me. Mike and Drew….they were listening….and there. Aw crap.
 
“Hey, Drew Twa, I mean, Shnitem. And Mike Twa, I mean, Taheny,” I said trying to hold back my laughter……very poorly.
 
“Hey….why are you here, Nanc?”
 
“My dad’s the owner, FYI”
 
“Well, look on the bright side,” I said thinking everyone was mad; “We are…n’t at school.”
 
“MBS….you’re mostly to blame for ‘you-know-what.’”
 
“You-know-what what?”
 
“You know what you-know-what is!”
 
“I do?!”
 
“Yes.”
 
“Ah, the thing with…..‘Those’ guys, right?”
 
“Yes. Exactly.”
 
“Yes, exactly, indeed.”
 
“Shut up,” Mike and Drew started to walk away.
 
“Yes, exactly, indeed, quite, of course, shut up,” I always wanted to do that. :3
 
“So, Foxx? Can we see the pic?” Sam whispered to me.
 
“Yes, exactly, indeed, quite, of course, can we see the pic,” I joked, “yea, you can.” I hold my phone up with the pic on it only to hear the two gasp.
 
“That’s really gross!!!” Sam replied, “But its great black mail!!”
 
“That’s exactly what I thought when I saw them!” man, we were having fun. Then we herd a car lock and saw Bailey walking up, “And now I’m thinking, ‘this just gets better and better!!’”
 
“Hey, guys! Mom? I’ll be in shortly. What’s up, my main friends??” Bailey said giving us hugs.
 
“Well, MBS found MikeXDrew at the strip mail,” Nanc explained.
 
“Yep! Let’s sing the blackmail song! Blackmail is sweet! Blackmail is nice! I wuv blackmail!” I joked.
 
“Ok, now just to spread the word. Foxx, tonight, upload that to your comp, upload it to the net, and have it on EVERY site you’re part of, and before we know it, the joke will be come real,” Bailey told me.
 
“Ok! Let’s celebrate with tiramisu!”
 
“Ok!” everyone agreed!! YAY! ^_^
 
To be continued….

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