Chapter 2 - Chapter 2

Hello!

Chapter two of Adventures in Dueling is here, and God help us all. *laughs* In this chapter, I duel Yugi Motoh, and because I'm the main character, I KICK HIS SCRAWNY BEHIND.

Bongo: Odd, I thought Yugi always won

Anthony: Normally, yes, but in this case, he's just opposition, which means that unless I have to teach him a valuable life lesson, or whatever, he's toast!

Robin: Dani is probably going to want that Faust card when you're done…

Anthony: Yeah, probably. Thank God there's no Koga.

Kikyo: Do I have a card?

Anthony: I think so…*unsure of this* I'll probably just write one in if I need to.

Kikyo: Very well then *goes on her merry way*

Faust: I'll want that Eliza card when you're done.

Anthony: Will Dandan let you have it?

Faust: *sniffle* no.

Dani: That's right! *Taps Faust on the head with a rolled up newspaper* Bad Faust!

Anthony, Bahamut, Bongo, and Robin: O.O;

Uh, yeah…all in favor of getting this fic on the road: raise your hand. *everyone raises their hand*

Disclaimer Lv 5: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King*sniffle*, Witch Hunter Robin*sniffle*, The Legend of Zelda*sniffle*, Final Fantasy You-name-it*sniffle*, Inu Yasha*sniffle*, Gundam Seed*sniff*, or Dani. I do own me, which is a relief!



Adventures in Dueling

Chapter Two: Shall we bash Yugi?



After defeating Jinzo, Anthony started to wander around, looking for a map.

“This place is huge!” He exclaimed. “Wonder who I'm supposed to duel next?”

“Me!” A midget with hair that defies the laws of physics jumped down.

“Yugi Motoh?” Anthony asked.

“In the flesh.” Yugi replied. “Now duel me!”

“Wait, where's Yami?” Anthony asked, looking around. “I thought he always duels for you.”

“You have to duel me!” Yugi said. “Just me! No Yami!” He held out his duel disk. “I choose Dark Magician as my Deck Master.” DM appeared and posed in a macho magician fashion.

Anthony looked through his deck. “I choose Witch Hunter-Robin.” He said. Robin appeared, and put her glasses on.



Yugi and Anthony stood on a dramatic landscape, facing each other, fire in their eyes-

-Robin: Huh? I thought that was me.

-Anthony: Yeah, you're right, but it makes a good line.

-Bongo: Actually, I'm the one with fire in the eye.

“I'll start!” Yugi said. “I summon Big Shield Garnda in defense mode, and set two cards face-down.”

“I'll summon Wallmaster in attack mode.” Anthony said. “Its effect lets me return one monster on the field to the bottom of its owner's Deck, so there goes Garnda.”

-Bongo: You just made that up

-Anthony: Shut up. This is my fan-fic ^_^V

-Bongo: That's a really dumb face.

-Anthony: I know….oh yeah, if anyone cares, Wallmaster is a level three beast/effect, dark, 1000 attack, 2000 defense, and I just said what it does.

“Then Wallmaster attacks you directly for a thousand points.” Anthony said. Yugi screamed like a little baby as Wallmaster slapped him in the face. “And then I set three cards face-down and end my turn.”

“I move Dark Magician onto the field and attack your Wallmaster!” Yugi screamed.

“Activate Draining Shield. It negates your attack and increases my Life Points by your monster's attack.” Anthony said.

Yugi pouted. “Activate Mystic Box!” Wallmaster and Dark Magician were sealed in boxes.

“Activate Spell Shield Type-8. Since it targets my Wallmaster, I negate it!” Wallmaster and Dark Magician were no longer sealed in boxes.

“I equip Wallmaster with Ekibyo Drakmord!” Yugi screeched.

“I use Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy it.” Anthony countered.

“I end my turn.” Yugi said.

“I use Polymerization to fuse Wallmaster with my Relinquished to create Phantom Shadow Beast Bongo Bongo.” Anthony said.

-Anthony: Just so you all know, Bongo Bongo is level nine, fiend/fusion/effect, dark, 3200 3000, and his effect lets me special summon one level four or lower monster from my deck during my standby phase. He also looks wicked cool.

-Bongo: Aw, thanks.

Yugi screamed as Bongo Bongo looked at him. “He's the one boss I could never beat! I needed Joey to do it for me!” Yugi exclaimed.

“Bongo Bongo destroys the Dark Magician, and does seven hundred points of damage.” Anthony said. “Since he's your Deck Master, you lose this duel.”

Yugi screamed and exploded in a cloud of cotton wool.

-Robin: *picks cotton wool out of her hair* First dryer lint, and now this?

-Bahamut: What's next?

-Anthony: Whipped cream.

-Bongo: That's both disturbing and tasty.

-Anthony: Isn't it?

“This is really easy.” Anthony muttered. “My brother is harder to beat then these guys.” He looked around, and spotted a large neon sign pointing to a doorway in the middle of the landscape. “Oh, that's not too suspicious.” He said. “Ah well, let's go!”



Anthony: Just so you know, there's going to be commentary throughout this story, as indicated by a double indent and a dash.

Bongo: Yep! We're going to blab all through this!

Well, thanks for reading! Join us next time for more Adventures in Dueling!

You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment