Chapter 4 - Insanity in the Feudal Era

This was a random thing I wrote after I ate one of those snickers energy bars...yeah those things make you hyper....heh heh ^_^ plz comment



Michelle, Emma, Alison, Kim, and Nicole jumped in a well and now they are in the feudal Era with the Inuyasha gang.^^


ALISON: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *Hyper*OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

EMMA: Would you shut up!

KIM: We are in the feudal Era maun!

MICHLLE: (Blinks acwardly)

NICOLE: MOMMMMMYYYY!! *SMAK*

KIM: Shut up!

*Kim starts to cry*

ALISON: OMG KIM WHATS WRONG!!!!

*Alison runs up and hugs Kim*
*Naraku walks by*
*Kim kicks him in the nuts*
*he screams like the little girl he is*
*KIM AND ALI DANCE LIKE IDIOTS WHILE SINGIG "Celebrate good times Yeah!"

EMMA: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!

MICHELLE: Is it normal to feel this acward?

NICOLE: Noooo

MICHELLE: oh.....

*Inuyasha and his friends walk up*

INUYASHA: WHo are you?

ALISON: We are the people! DUN DUN DUN

KAGOME: They look like they are from my time?

KIM: YUP!

ALISON: SMWAK SMWAK WAKA WAKA! DONG DONG!!

KAGOME: the intelegence level is down though...

ALISON: OH! IT"S ON NOW BLACK HEAD! You Skirt wearing sissy who is afraid of worms! BRING IT!

KAGOME: *Yawn*

ALISON: OHHH!! *takles*

* Kagome and Alison slap eachother in an continuous dog fight *OMG!

EMMA: I smell ....*Sniffs air* RYO!! DUN DUN DUN!

* Emma goes through the woods to find ryo*

MIROKU: *Glomps Sango*

*SMAK*

MIROKU: OW.........my blood hurts!

NICOLE: Swoops there it is,,Swoops there it is!

*Everyone stares*

NICOLE: What! I'm not that interesting am I? OMG! *Faints*

MICHELLE: I have no feeling in my feet

EMMA: Why?

MICHELLE: Maybe it's this creature nawing on them?

EMMA: Jakken you little! *Chases after him in attempt to roast*

*Alison waves hands in the air like retard*

MIROKU: *Walks up to Kim*

KIM: Omg! your Miroku you have the teal pants!! OMG OMG OMG!

MIROKU: *Backs away*

SANGO: Please......

MIROKU: C'mon you know you love me...

SANGO: .........

* Blank stares*

*Naraku walks by once more*

*Alison runs up and kickes him in nuts this time*

*He falls to the ground like a little baby*

ALISON: AHAHAHAHAHAH! IN YOUR FACE FAG! THAT"S FOR SCARING ME IN MY DREAM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MIROKU: *Walks up to nicole* Will you do me the honor of bearing my children?

NICOLE: ...................

NICOLE: No I'm sorry, but I'm only 12 your 17..........

MIROKU: So...Koharu was only 11?

SANGO: *Beats miroku down* WHYIOTTAYOULILFAGMANWHOEATSCRAP!!!!!!!!!1!!

ALISON: I need to go somplace far far away where nobody can find me..my on little land ,my happy land called pineapple, where the care bears roam free!

*chirp* *chirp* *chirp*

ALISON: Care Bears prance in my pants!

EVERYONE STARES

INUYASHA: LOOK EVERYONE I"M NAKED!!!! *everyone looks even Naraku..eww* And everyone looks..........except he's not really naked..ha ha

KAGOME: WHERE?

ALISON: Ewwww you perv...

KAGOME: OHHHHHH! Takles*

* another little fight *

NICOLE: MMMMMMMNNNNNN THAT"S GOOOUD BISCUIT!!!

EMMA: WOW!

MICHELLE: Hey sonny are you gonna eat chour corn bread? mmmmmhhhhmmm

SESSHOUMARU: *Pops out of nowhere* Fear me for I am Fluffy!

RIN: *Giggles*

EMMA RUNS UPM AND HUGS RIN TO DEATH

* Naraku comes onto screen*

NARAKU: If you pay me 50 bucks I'll take off my shirt!

EMMA: I'll pay you one 1,000 to keep it on....

MICHELLE: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KAGURA: He scares the crap out of me... bee's attack him and I'll give you 50 bucks!

*Bee's swarm around Naraku and chase him insanly.....(Check my pic "Naraku and his bee's")

NARAKU: OMG! BEE"S WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME!!!!!

BEE"S: Kagura payed uszzzzzzzzz...

*Naraku run insanly in background*

*Hiten and Maten come in*

EMMA: *points at Maten* OMG!! GIANT FROG!! GIANT FROG!! LOOK I TOLD YOU KERMITT WOULD EVOLVE AND ATTACK THE WORLD!!!! OMG!!!

HITEN: ..............................

*Alison runs up and hugs Hiten*

HITEN: Who are you...get off........

ALISON: I'm Alison! and your hot! Just don't eat me!

EMMA: We are to ugly to eat.....

NICOLE: I break peoples eyes!

EMMA: *smaks nicole upside head* NO YOU DO NOT!!!!!

INUYASHA: Eveyone of these people are idiots!

* Everyone is talking insanly *

*Bankotsu comes out*

ALISON: OMG!!! IT"S BANKOTSU!!!!! HOTTTNESS!! *Faints*

*Emma catches Alison*

EMMA: You scared her!

BANKOTSU: .........................

EMMA: MEANIE HEAD!

NICOLE: WHAHHHHHAAAAAAAA X_x

MICHELLE: ow, my stomach lining!

KIKYOU: Inuyasha you shall die now! * starts to make spirit fingers while saying oooooooooooooooooooooo in a scary voice in front in Inuyasha*

INUYASHA: I hate you...

KIKYOU: OMG!!! Why!

INUYAHSA: Your face...it scares me.....

EMMA: HEY THAT"S MY LINE!!!


KAGURA: I must get free from this torture!

NARAKU: Dance for me my demon woman BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

* Kagura just stares *,.........

ALISON: *Hugs Bankotsu* Why do you have such a bug sword? Why are you so hott? Why do you have a purple star on your forehead? Why are you looking at me that way?

SHIPPOU: SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!!! BAAAAAA

SOUTEN: you scare me......

SOUTEN: *Hugs Hiten* That fox brat is scaring me big brother! WHAAAAAAA X_x

HITEN: Hit'em

SOUTEN: ok.....* Skips back to shippou and slaps him causing him to cry like a baby.

MICHELLE: *Runs up to aid shippou scince he's soo cute* OMG!

KOGA: I am a retard!

EMMA: Yes you are!

MIROKU: *Walks up to emma* Will you bear my child?

EMMA: No

MIROKU: but...

EMMA: U...uh....nope

MIROKU: ok...*walks away*

KIM: I love Sessy! *Hugs sesshoumaru*

SESSHOUMARU: WHY!

RIN: Thay hug you Because your a hot peice of man flesh lord Sesshoumaru!

EMMA: STOP STEALING MY LINES PEOPLE!!! But rin is cute so she can...heh heh

MIROKU: *Walks up to Alison* Would you concider bearing my child?

ALISON: No,Yes,No,yes,no,yes,no NO

MIROKU: awwwwww

ALISON: Even though your hot I'm only 14...I feel for you though. *Hugs Miroku*

MICHELLE: this creature won't leave me alone..

EMMA: Kick it!

MICHELLE: Ok *Kicks Jakken* *he goes flying* HA HA

MIROKU: *walks up to Michelle* Will you bear my child?

MICHELLE: Lets seee......no

MIROKU: awwwwwwwwwww

SANGO: STOP IT!!! YOUR MY MAN! *covers mouth fast*

EVERYONE: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MIROKU: You really like me you really like me!! *Hugs Sango*

SANGO: *Sighs* *Hugs him back*

EVERYONE: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Throws confetti*

MICHELLE: YUM! Confetti!

ALISON: What a happy ending......can't say the same for Naraku though.

*In the back ground emma is beating the crap out of Naraku.*


END OF MY INSNE LITTLE BRAIN, NOW LEAVE BEFORE I FOAM AT THE MOUTH.....

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