Chapter 1 - randomnessness

(NOTE:::::: to tell apart from each thing, a row of dots will be between each one. Hope you lol!)



Randomness





(Shows Amy and Charmy standing in some random spot.)

Amy: hey, Charmy, I-

Charmy: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Amy: O_O

(Charmy jumps on Amy and kisses her.)



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(Shows Sonic with a chilidog on a plate. He sets it down and walks away. Shadow comes and starts to eat the chilidog as Sonic comes back.)

Sonic: *dramatic anime gasp* you ate my perfectly good chilidog! Now we must duel!

(Sonic whips out at least 6 Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Shadow does the same.)

Sonic: I summon, Dark Magician in attack mode!!!

(Dark Magician appears in his battle stance.)

Shadow: hmm…you play well, but I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon to attack with whatever moves to destroy Dark Magician!!

(Blue Eyes White Dragon appears and does some move to destroy Dark Magician.)

Sonic: *dramatic anime gasp* hmhmhmhm…hahahahaha!!!!

Shadow: what's so funny, Hedgehog?

Sonic: you activated my trap card! A costly mistake!

Shadow: huh?

Sonic: my trap card, `The Thing That Takes Away All Of Opponents Life Points'!

Shadow: *dramatic anime gasp* that is a very long name of a trap card!

(Trap card activates and Shadow's life points are down to 0.)

Sonic: I win!

(Sonic's voice echoes dramatically as Shadow has a look of horror on his face.)

Shadow: I-I lost? But that's impossible! I never lose anything!

Sonic: relax, man! It was just a game!



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(Shows Knuckles, Vector, Espio, and Eggman dancing on pool tables and singing different songs.)

Knuckles: ` shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your booty! Shake your booty!'

Vector: ` can't touch this!'

Espio: ` don't want none, unless you got buns, hon!'

Eggman: ` I'm too sexy for my shirt!'

(Eggman takes off shirt and throws it aside.)

Eggman: ` I'm too sexy for my pants!'

(Eggman takes off his pant-shoe thing and throws that aside.)

Eggman: ` I'm too sexy for my underwear!'

(OH DEAR LORD, FOR ALL THAT'S SACRED!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)





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(Shows Rouge in a bed, naked and she looks like she just did `it'.)

Rouge: oh, tonight was wonderful! I love you so much; nothing could ever take your place…

(She turns over and a big ruby is sitting next to her.)

Rouge: my genuine blood ruby!

(Rouge picks up the ruby and starts to French kiss it.)





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(Shows Ash in a sluttish outfit with his boom box on a Brittany Spears song.)

Ash: `I don't need a reason to make my own decisions, that's my prerogative!'-

(Mina comes in seconds later.)

Ash: O.O

Mina: so…you've been listening to Brittany Spears all along…

Ash: I-I can explain!

Mina: I'll get you, Ash!!!

Ash: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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(Shows Tails in the sky on the Tornado.)

Tails: look at me! I'm Evil Kinevil!!!!

(Tails jumps out of the Tornado.)

Tails: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Some guy is watching from afar.)

Guy: my god that kid evacuated without a parachute…

(Tails keeps on falling until he lands on the pavement, face-flat. Ray was watching and ran to Tails.)

Ray: Tails! Speak to me!!!! Are you okay?

Tails: I think so… but I don't think I'm going to make it. That was a pretty hard fall, you know

Ray: but you can't die! I love you!

(Tails dies.)

Ray: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do all that I care for leave me?!

(Ray continues to cry over Tails.)





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(Shows Omega and Emerl sitting on a curb as Metal Sonic was begging at complete strangers.)

Metal Sonic: will comply with an economic activity for nourishments.

Omega: I think we should halt our chances of achieving our goal

(Metal Sonic puts a cassette in his mouth that says `regular talk' on it.)

Metal Sonic: yeah, you might be right. Man, this sucks!

(Omega also puts a tape in his mouth.)

Omega: your tellin' me!

(Emerl puts a cassette in his mouth, but it says `snappy combat' on it.)

Emerl: screw you, bitcthes!

(Metal Sonic and Omega look at Emerl.)

Emerl: `the hell you starrn' at?

Metal + Omega:…

Emerl: oh

(Emerl takes out cassette and puts in a new one.)

Emerl: do moi tres bien parler?

Metal + Omega: O_o…

Emerl: que?

Metal Sonic: I think that's your multiple language cassette

Omega: no shoot, Sherlock

Emerl: shimatta…

(Emerl changes his cassette again.)

Metal Sonic: I don't think Eggman gave him a `regular talk' cassette

Omega: maybe

Emerl: 010100101010001001010-0101001001010101001010. 00101010010001010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omega: close enough. And don't worry, Emerl, Eggman's just a retard for not giving you a regular cassette and for dumping us

Metal Sonic: yeah, a retard!

Emerl: 0000111111101010100101





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okay, I think this is enough disturbance for your mortal eyes

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