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a series of pointless stories

This was originally called 'Shadow gets arrested' but I decided to change the title because I'm adding more stuff to it. Its still funny, stupid and pointless. Read!
 
 
 
 
 
 

Chapters

Chapters

Chapter 1 - shadow gets arrested
Submitted: November 3, 2004 • Updated: November 3, 2004
Word count: 789 • Size: 4k • Comments: 17 • views: 693

Chapter 2 - charmys open house
Submitted: December 8, 2004 • Updated: December 8, 2004
Word count: 1033 • Size: 5k • Comments: 19 • views: 620

Chapter 3 - sonic meets the louisiana weed-whacker maniac
Submitted: December 14, 2004 • Updated: December 14, 2004
Word count: 563 • Size: 3k • Comments: 6 • views: 479

Chapter 4 - knuckles' great emerald search
Submitted: December 21, 2004 • Updated: December 21, 2004
Word count: 593 • Size: 3k • Comments: 10 • views: 370

Chapter 5 - cheese is kidnapped! team rose to the rescue!
Submitted: December 21, 2004 • Updated: December 21, 2004
Word count: 1012 • Size: 5k • Comments: 9 • views: 459

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ShadowAndMaria4Ever on May 6, 2009, 10:41:19 AM

ShadowAndMaria4Ever on (Chapter: 2)
ShadowAndMaria4Ever...Livers... IF YOU EVER PUT SHADOW IN JAIL AGAIN I WILL KICK YOUR A- Windows has needed to close because it is shoot.

NightsandRealafan on May 6, 2009, 10:43:37 AM

NightsandRealafan on (Chapter: 2)
NightsandRealafangirl...we need to talk

ShadowAndMaria4Ever on May 6, 2009, 10:45:58 AM

ShadowAndMaria4Ever on (Chapter: 2)
ShadowAndMaria4EverWe already r IMing u idiot

NightsandRealafan on May 6, 2009, 10:47:05 AM

NightsandRealafan on (Chapter: index)
NightsandRealafanexactly! XD

NightsandRealafan on May 6, 2009, 10:37:34 AM

NightsandRealafan on (Chapter: 2)
NightsandRealafanlol poor espio!

shadowkat234 on December 30, 2007, 12:46:22 PM

shadowkat234 on (Chapter: 2)
shadowkat234broke her liver.....wow...funny but impossible.

Fuzzball96 on October 6, 2006, 11:53:34 AM

Fuzzball96 on (Chapter: 2)
Fuzzball96*Emmy takes machine gun and blows up kids* Touch my curly-tail (espio's nickname) again, you die harder.

sonicbabe5 on July 10, 2006, 2:22:34 AM

sonicbabe5 on (Chapter: 1)
sonicbabe5GO SHADOW GO!!!

Amaya_the_hedgehog on June 30, 2006, 10:00:26 AM

Amaya_the_hedgehog on (Chapter: 1)
Amaya_the_hedgehogLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl

DingoOfTheShadows on June 29, 2006, 6:39:21 AM

DingoOfTheShadows on (Chapter: 5)
DingoOfTheShadowsWho would have thought, eh? XD

Orchid, I am gonna dub you Queen of Randomnessnessnessness now!

DingoOfTheShadows on June 29, 2006, 6:35:56 AM

DingoOfTheShadows on (Chapter: 4)
DingoOfTheShadowsAh, I did wonder who Aya was... still, this was funny. I don't think Sonic would be pleased to hear his so-called 'siblings' are back. ^^;

Another good one, orchid.

DingoOfTheShadows on June 29, 2006, 6:33:09 AM

DingoOfTheShadows on (Chapter: 3)
DingoOfTheShadowsThe part where Sonic tells Tails to stop being rude and then he does it himself... in fact, it's all funny. Orchid, I should dub you the queen of randomnessnessness!

DingoOfTheShadows on June 29, 2006, 6:30:06 AM

DingoOfTheShadows on (Chapter: 2)
DingoOfTheShadowsLol, how DOES Espio keeps all those weapons in his pocket? More importantly, why is his ninja star supply virtually unlimited? Mysteries that may never be solved... but good story nonetheless! XD

DingoOfTheShadows on June 29, 2006, 6:26:27 AM

DingoOfTheShadows on (Chapter: 1)
DingoOfTheShadowsDecided to re-read this whole story and this first chapter is funny. According to this story, I'm dead. X_X

sonicbabe5 on June 18, 2006, 5:29:21 AM

sonicbabe5 on (Chapter: 2)
sonicbabe5HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*falls of chair*CAN'T BREATH!!!

shadow_flames12345 on June 18, 2006, 1:18:42 AM

shadow_flames12345 on (Chapter: index)
shadow_flames12345FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!*Takes a long breath*

Ruby_teh_fox on May 24, 2006, 9:18:14 AM

Ruby_teh_fox on (Chapter: 1)
Ruby_teh_foxDestroy Bush! Woo-hoo!* takes out a banana*
Shadow: What are you gonna with that?
Me: RAAAAR!*smacks Bush in the head with banana*
Bush: NOOOOOO!*dies*
Shadow: O.O That worked?!
 

Ruby_teh_fox on May 24, 2006, 9:12:37 AM

Ruby_teh_fox on (Chapter: 5)
Ruby_teh_foxAw. I wanna know what that freaky little armadillo did wwith big, spam, and the money. Wait... RAR!* attacks Big* Gimme that hat! It has money in it!

sonicstrom34 on May 4, 2006, 5:38:07 AM

sonicstrom34 on (Chapter: 1)
sonicstrom34lol what if this really happen think about it because we all know bush is that dump

luv_ty_like_sly on March 20, 2006, 9:24:50 AM

luv_ty_like_sly on (Chapter: 5)
luv_ty_like_slywow...........im totally speechless it was otally amazing... but i think ill stick w/ charmy and knuckles' ones

luv_ty_like_sly on March 20, 2006, 9:17:47 AM

luv_ty_like_sly on (Chapter: 4)
luv_ty_like_slyif someone says that this sox ill slam him and well... you've got the idea... -^·^- anyways... you are so freakin awesome where do u get it from?

luv_ty_like_sly on March 20, 2006, 9:01:23 AM

luv_ty_like_sly on (Chapter: 2)
luv_ty_like_slyThat was so much hilarious jajaja :3 i luv it!!!!!!!! more more more

luv_ty_like_sly on March 20, 2006, 8:55:04 AM

luv_ty_like_sly on (Chapter: 1)
luv_ty_like_slyU r so a genious!!!!! I cant wait 2 read the nex part!!!!!!!
this is freakin awesome!!!!!!

loveanimegirl on March 19, 2006, 9:04:46 AM

loveanimegirl on (Chapter: 2)
loveanimegirlI almost died. Broke her liver. Is that even-

stippie on January 14, 2006, 9:28:53 PM

stippie on (Chapter: 1)
stippieit's great! i love it!

Mattkur on October 6, 2005, 11:32:11 AM

Mattkur on (Chapter: 1)
MattkurVERY funny!

Mattkur on October 6, 2005, 11:32:09 AM

Mattkur on (Chapter: 1)
MattkurVERY funny!

Animegirl1994 on August 7, 2005, 8:24:05 AM

Animegirl1994 on (Chapter: 5)
Animegirl1994You think he needs it to be the king of the world? I mean, he has $187,423,983.85 right? And, maybe he'll make Big as a joker. AND he'll have 1 whole month of spam with him!! Or maybe he wants to join the circus XD Nobody knows except orchid. ~*favs*~

Animegirl1994 on August 7, 2005, 8:11:37 AM

Animegirl1994 on (Chapter: 2)
Animegirl1994I like the part where that one teacher broke her liver. I was pretty funny XD

Serenity_Hedgehog on June 27, 2005, 10:07:44 AM

Serenity_Hedgehog on (Chapter: 1)
Serenity_HedgehogIreally wish rouge did that to bush

Angelamy612 on May 28, 2005, 11:22:19 PM

Angelamy612 on (Chapter: 4)
Angelamy612KNUCKLES IS ALL MINE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M HYPED UP AND I HAVEN'T EATEN BREAKFAST YET!! *gives a look similar to gollum's* *takes Knuckles somewhereprivate*
~Angel~

blue_tails on April 22, 2005, 11:50:14 AM

blue_tails on (Chapter: 3)
blue_tailsevil weed wacker mainiac ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
silk head's weed wacker:*runs out of gass*oh crap*
me:*uses 2 tails as weed wacker and cuts silk head's head off*

blue_tails on April 20, 2005, 11:42:38 AM

blue_tails on (Chapter: 2)
blue_tailsnoooo espio my master i will save you

gamecube4ever on April 16, 2005, 5:16:06 PM

gamecube4ever on (Chapter: 4)
gamecube4everTiffany:akward. Or was it?But really funny

gamecube4ever on April 16, 2005, 5:08:05 PM

gamecube4ever on (Chapter: 1)
gamecube4everMe: yeah...what she said...sorta...my opinion is...
THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS! I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING! *Faves*

gamecube4ever on April 16, 2005, 5:06:23 PM

gamecube4ever on (Chapter: 1)
gamecube4everTiffany: radical!But it should of had gigantic dancing monkeys with a sombrero and macarenas!Otherwise very richous!

Siberthelioness on March 27, 2005, 5:56:18 AM

Siberthelioness on (Chapter: 4)
SiberthelionessVeronica:You but Manic in here yeah*kiss Manic*I love Manic

Siberthelioness on March 27, 2005, 5:48:46 AM

Siberthelioness on (Chapter: 2)
SiberthelionessEspio if you have all that money.Why didn't you buy something good.Like a manson or better foods.

Sonic_the_Titan on March 25, 2005, 8:34:35 AM

Sonic_the_Titan on (Chapter: 4)
Sonic_the_Titanlol, knuckles is really funny in this story.

Sonic_the_Titan on March 25, 2005, 8:27:01 AM

Sonic_the_Titan on (Chapter: 2)
Sonic_the_Titanlol, thats hillarious

CharmyB2 on January 2, 2005, 2:15:10 AM

CharmyB2 on (Chapter: 5)
CharmyB2I cant BELIVE Big had that much money in one single hat! This story is on the top of my list! I think i like mysterys now!

CharmyB2 on January 2, 2005, 2:05:29 AM

CharmyB2 on (Chapter: 4)
CharmyB2...i could never tell wich one is my fav. I LOVE ALL OF THEM! *gives orchid a pizza*

CharmyB2 on January 2, 2005, 1:58:16 AM

CharmyB2 on (Chapter: 3)
CharmyB2I'D GIVE A PRIZE 2 THOSE 4 SURE!

CharmyB2 on January 2, 2005, 1:56:19 AM

CharmyB2 on (Chapter: 3)
CharmyB2WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE ALL THESE STORIES!! YOU SHOULD PUBLISH SOME O THESE WITH PICS!

CharmyB2 on January 2, 2005, 1:49:31 AM

CharmyB2 on (Chapter: 2)
CharmyB2I like the last part the best! Ever noticed that the story is about Charmy and it's the 2nd chapter? Ya know CharmyB2...get it? NEVER MIND! Can u make a pic of the scene in the last part of this? Tha'd b cool! I'm sure I'm gonna love the next story 2 cuz I looooove the first two! Both funny, both weird in a good way!

CharmyB2 on January 2, 2005, 1:37:29 AM

CharmyB2 on (Chapter: 1)
CharmyB2LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! I love it! I'm so glad i'm reading it! Time 2 move on 2 the next story! PS thanx 4 insulting Bush!

orchid on December 31, 2004, 1:37:25 PM

orchid on (Chapter: 5)
orchidi know, and theyre scarring me!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:31:24 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 5)
DarkPeachYou know what, at the top of this specifec page, it talks about... belly dancers!?!?! It's true, look!!!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:29:56 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 5)
DarkPeachThey're ALL funny... but I still like the Knuckles one the best!!!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:25:19 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 4)
DarkPeachThis one is.......HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My favorite one so far!!!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:22:36 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 3)
DarkPeachO_O ooooooookay!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:20:33 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 2)
DarkPeachTHIS IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY!!! And Charmy almost swore, Bad Charmy!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:20:27 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 2)
DarkPeachTHIS IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY!!! And Charmy almost swore, Bad Charmy!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:19:40 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 2)
DarkPeachTHIS IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY!!! And Charmy almost swore, Bad Charmy!

DarkPeach on December 31, 2004, 12:16:14 PM

DarkPeach on (Chapter: 1)
DarkPeachI like the part when the president says "You two like each other". And then Rouge beats the crap out of him!!! :DDD

orchid on December 21, 2004, 2:10:03 PM

orchid on (Chapter: 5)
orchidwell, thats the last of that.

in the future, i shall send in a char. bio thing and a VERY interesting, more action-y than funny, story


just some info. for people who actually CARE!!!

orchid on December 21, 2004, 4:18:02 AM

orchid on (Chapter: 4)
orchid(*) aya is my fan character

just to let you know

orchid on November 3, 2004, 1:11:46 PM

orchid on (Chapter: 1)
orchidso what did you think? funny? stupid?I REALLY NEED TO KNOW!