Chapter 4 - February 18- GIR's New Pet?!

"Master, look what I found!" GIR shouted happilly, stuffing a little feathery ball in Zim's face.
Zim picked up the little creature, and examined it.
It was really nothing but a ball of different coloured feathers, with two little googley eyes.
Zim looked skeptical, "......ermmmmmm... it looks.......cute?"
"I know!!" GIR squealed, "Can I keep it,huh,huh,huh?!
Zim sort of smiled nervously, "Well, I don't mind you keeping it but-
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!"
Zim shot GIR an icy glare, and he shut up. "....Like I said, I don't mind you keeping it, but Cryssy might. Remember what happend to your last pet?"
GIR frowned, "Thats different, I won't leave little feathery ball on the stove burners to be made into fried chicken".
Zim sighed, "You better ask Crystal first...."
GIR gave Zim one of his most pleading looks, "Can youuuuu ask her? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSEE?!"
Zim groaned, "Why me? You're the one that wants to keep this little ball of feathers!"
Tears filled GIR's eyes, "Pleeeeaase?"
Zim sighed, "Oh alright...I'll ask her later, but I highly doubt-"
GIR threw his arms around Zim, hugging him tightly. "THANK YOU MASTERRRR!!!"
Zim frowned, "Nnn-hnn", he said awkwardly, pushing GIR off.
Skoodge walked into the room, he peered down at the little creature. "What is that?!"
Zim shook his head slowly, "I...have.... no idea! GIR's new pet I think, well, hopefully new pet!"
Skoodge laughed, "After what happend with your frog, you really want to risk cooking another pet?"
GIR glared at Skoodge, "Are you people ever going to let me forget about that?!!"
A couple hours later GIR was still keeping his little pet a secret from Crystal, untill Zim asked her if he could keep it.
"MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR??!!!!!!!!"
Zim gave a loud iritated groan, "What is it now GIR?!"
GIR ran into the lab in tears, "I can't find my little feather ball!!"
Zim rolled his eyes, "you see? This is exactly why you shouldn't have another pet!"
Dib rushed in, breathless, "I-I-I couldn't find it, sorry GIR!"
GIR looked about to cry again, when all of a sudden...
"THERE, RIGHT THERE!" Dib shouted, pointing underneath Zim's chair.
All of a sudden they heard foot steps from behind the door.
"CRYSSY'S COMINGGGGGG!!!"
"HIDE LITTLE FEATHERY THING, HIDE HIM!" Dib screamed.
GIR lunged for the little creature, but it ran towards Zim, scrambled up the chair he was sitting on, and into his shirt.
Zim's lips puckered up, like he ate something sour, he twitched continuously. "MMMMMM!!!!! Why did it have to be feathers?! Why,why,WHY did it have to be feathers?!"
A sweatdrop appeared over Dib's head, "That....is not what I had in mind!" He said with a laugh.
Zim twitched, "G-g-get it out!!! I AM PTERONPHOBIC!!"
GIR looked scared, "Whats wrong with master?!"
Dib just laughed, "Think GIR, your pet is made of feathers!"
"Oh! S-so thats why!" GIR said, also laughing now.
Zim was the only one that wasn't laughing....well at least, trying not to!
" mmhmmhmm G-G-GIR g-get it out of mmmhmm m-my sh-shirt!
GIR just continued giggling, it was to funny.
"GIR!!" zim half screamed, half laughed, "MMHMM GET IT OUT B-BEFORE I THROW MYSELF ON MY STOMACH, AND CRUSH IT!!! MMHMMHMMHMM!"
GIR stopped giggling, "O-okay! Don't have a fit now!"
GIR reached into his head, and pulled out a peice of cheese, he set it on Zim's lap. "Stay still!" He ordered.
Zim stopped thrashing, he squinted his eyes closed and held his breath, as the little feathery ball crawled out the bottom of his shirt, and started to eat the cheese.
Zim breathed out a sigh of relief, and sank back into the chair. "That was torture", he said softly, wipping his moist eyes.
GIR sat down beside Zim, on the chair. "What should I name him?
"The ultimate torture device.." Zim murmered, petting the little feathery thing.
Dib smiled, "You should name him something that has to do with his qualities. Like if he had little needles sticking out of him, you would name him something like Spike, right?"
"Right!"
" So, he's feathery...... what do you think Zim, hehheh, you were the one that just had him under your shirt, what did it feel like?"
Zim shot Dib an irritated look, "What did it feel like?! What do you think Dib, it's made of feathers! It was feathery, and fuzzy, and Tickly-
"Thats it!" GIR shouted happily, "Tickly Fuzz! What do you think?"
Zim smiled, "Cute.."
Dib grinned, "Perfect!
Zim started counting off, on all his six fingers, "Tickle bots,Tickles the rabbid, Tickletummy the experiment, youTickly fuzz, DOES NOBODY LIKE ME?!"
Dib chuckled, "I agee, poor Zim, if it's not Tickles it's you GIR, and if it's not you- it's the tickle bots! ..........Now this thing! Geez, I'm surprisd you havn't taken off back to irk!"
Zim grinned, "Me too...."
GIR stuffed Tickly fuzz in Zim's face, "Hug him, he likes you!"
Nervously, Zim patted Tickly fuzz, Tickly fuzz responded by nuzzling him.
Zim started giggling, "S-stop it! You-you're made of feathers!" He quickly pushed Tickly fuzz into GIR's arms. "You can keep him, but keep him away from me, I swear! If that little rat goes into my shirt again...." He let his voice trail of, and gave GIR a threatening glare.
GIR got the message, he walked out of the room with Zim, and over to Crystal.
Crystal, who was lazying on a chair, watching Precure, cuddled right up to Coco. "What in God's name is that?!" She leapt from her chair, and picked up Tickly fuzz. "KAWAIIIIIIIIII!!!"
GIR giggled," His name is Tickly fuzz, master doesn't like him that much!"
Crystal snickered, "I can see why!" She rubbed him up against Zim.
Zim squealed, and hid behind Dib.
Dib chuckled, "You're so weak Zimmy, how can you even feel that? You're wearing a shirt!"
Zim looked embarassed, "It is an irken uniform, and it's very thin!!"
Dib chuckled, "Okay then..."
GIR looked up at Crystal with pleading eyes, "So can I keep it?"
Crystal smiled, "If you promise not to cook it, I don't see why not!"
GIR cheered, and Zim sprang up. "What, whyyyyyyyyyyy?! HAVE I NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH?! IT IS MADE OF FEATHERS!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!"
Crystal ruffled Zim's antenna, "Calm down Zimmy, he's going to be GIR's pet, not yours!"
Zim was about to protest, but quickly stopped, he knew he had lost. "Sigh, I'm going to my lab, nobody disturb me, and that especially means you!" Zim growled, pointing to Tickly fuzz.
Crystal giggled, she put Tickly beside Coco.
Coco nuzzled Tickly, Tickly nuzzled back.
"heehee you are Tickly coco!"
Crystal smiled, she swung Tickly in the air, "We are going to have so much fuuuuuunnn!"
Everyone could hear Zim's voice from the other room, " DO NOT BE FOOLEDD! HE WILL DECIEVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"

(XD, yup GIR's new pet! Taht Zim isn't to fond of! Will the poor irken ever get a break?!)

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