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Chapter 1 - limited edition of 2007 get one now

this is a bit funny it's a manual fic and hehe just read it and laugh it's short and one shot! i think i'll also do one for dei and sasori you can give some request of other characters

Chapter 1 - limited edition of 2007 get one now

Chapter 1 - limited edition of 2007 get one now
Name: Itachi Uchiha (A.K.A Mangekyou user, Bastard, Tachi-kun, ita-sama, kawaii, weasel boy)
Date of Manufacture: Classified Identification
Height: 5 feet, 9 inches
Weight: it depends on how frequent you feed him
Energy Type: AB
Price: only $500

Programmed to:

Be a very good killer and can kill units like, sasukes, sakuras, narutos, kabutos, temaris, etc. with great ease all though if you are planning to have him fight a jiraiiya, tsunade or orochimaru unit (one or maybe two at a time if unit is handled properly) be sure he had all his needs the day before the battle to have a much accurate victory


Have the mind of an S class criminal, is a big threat, molesting younger brother, and to be a babe magnet

He is highly attracted to younger brothers, killing, power, kyuubi and women with hot bodies


Accessories

One akatsuki cloak, which you may also wear (just don’t let him catch you wearing his clothes)

A tacky necklace and hat

A katana, kunai and many other weapons

A T-shirt with the family emblem

blackpurple nail polish

A charger, USB port, Car charger

caution: ounce you open your Itachi unit be sure that you already have a mass of people with you that he can kill, remember to feed him and give him exercise every day for best results (three times only to maintain his masculine body)



Moods:

Silent killer

Cracked up brother

Creepy you wish you never activated this mood mode

Bossy mode

Sleepy mode

Evil mode

OOC mode (can only be activated if any of his weird attractions are activated or close by)

Energy

This unit only eats foods that he likes, like dangos and etc. if you prepare something he hates, be sure to have a skittle to suppress his wrath

Hygiene:

You may not bathe him unless you cracked the hentai mode which is unlikely; he bathes himself as he wishes to


Q and A

Q: my Itachi suddenly got ballistic and started licking other guy’s faces why?
A: it’s normal when he is in heat and had his yaoi mode activated just always prepare little kids he can torture and your Itachi will be alright

Q: my Itachi went mad when we ran out of coke for him what should I do?
A: giving him skittles might do the trick if it doesn’t be sure that you are faster than him when it comes to running which is very unlikely

Q: my Itachi is getting a bit too evil what should I do?
A: you get a bunch of pretty girls or cute kids to surround him, a dozen bottles of coke and a month’s supply of skittles

Q: can I have sex with my Itachi?
A: this Itachi likes to inflict pain during sex so you might want to have a high pain resistance

Q: my Itachi is so boring, he won’t have sex, why is that?
A: when he is surrounded with ugly people he gets turned off so always surround him with a Deidara ($140) and a Sasori ($200)

Q: is my Itachi capable of making babies?
A: yes but only with androids like him

Q: he won’t stop singing the annoying McDonald’s theme song, how do I stop this?
A: you can give him booze, cocaine, meth or ecstasy

This Itachi model 2007:

Is equipped with a locator,

Has advanced communication (Japanese, Chinese, English, French, Korean, Spanish)

Has the perfect sense of time

150 GB processing unit (equivalent to 150 I.Q. of the brain)

If you still haven’t purchased one buy now, it is limited edition and you might have a chance to WIN a CHII persocom to fulfill Itachi’s sexual des… I mean YOUR NEEDS

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