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Chapter 1 - 10 things to do before you die

supid yet funny things to do before you die

Chapter 1 - 10 things to do before you die

Chapter 1 - 10 things to do before you die
10 top things to do before you die!





1:Take the hands of someone’s clock.




2:Hide the can opener and when you go over to your
friend’s house hide theirs.




3:Fart in a closed space but only if others are present.




4: When driving switch lanes as often as you can never use your turn signal (trust me it will make the people around you really mad but its funny).




5: Put grapes in your drive way and sit down with a sign that says “raisins for sale”.




6:go up to people at the mall ask them random questions




7:Go to the local kfc (Kentucky fried chicken) and ask for the kernels special laugh when they look back .




8:Wave like a mad person when some walks by you.




9: One day of the week only eat turnips.




10: Go up to someone you hate like prep and poke them until they leave (for more fun follow them).


Hope these come in handy and if at first you don’t succeed it must someone else’s fault find them; blame them; make them pay^_^

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moonandstars on October 29, 2005, 2:57:06 PM

moonandstars on
moonandstars*pokes you until you walk away*
(im so kidding)

gohstann on August 28, 2005, 3:48:26 AM

gohstann on
gohstannLoL but it seems like you souled do more - I've got it! Go up to total strangers shake there hand and ask if they want to be frinds if they say no tell them there C.O.O.L.!

Sesshomaru1111 on March 19, 2005, 12:18:44 PM

Sesshomaru1111 on
Sesshomaru1111I've done all that sry! dat funny story!

Crazedyingyang on August 1, 2004, 5:13:26 AM

Crazedyingyang on
CrazedyingyangWhahahahaha! That was funny!
*falls out off chair and starts rolling on floor laughing* Whahahahahaha! Funnyness! Whahahaha! I like the part with the poking the prep.Whahahahaha! I'm done. ^_^

orange_head on July 18, 2004, 3:51:24 AM

orange_head on
orange_headAHAHAHAHHA you forgot "Paint yourself purple and set in the bathtub and pretend your raisins!" AHAHAHA

Trunks_Lover on July 14, 2004, 8:14:57 AM

Trunks_Lover on
Trunks_Loverwahahahahahahahaahahhaah..........................hey ive already done all that.......................................................................................... i also like 2 fart in a elivator and when i get out turn 2 the people and admit it was me then run.............................................................................