Chapter 1 - Drunken Sasuke

~Flirty Freshman~ says:
eww sum dog commented me
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
on my pic
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
shes like SASUKES MINE
[/b] Amalas says:
o.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
she wishes
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
i know
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
its like find someone more obssesed than me
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
i know everything bout him
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
even his u know wt size
[/b] Amalas says:
=O how did you find THAT out!?
[/b] Amalas says:
...do I want to know!?!?!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
*drunken night*
[/b] Amalas says:
._.
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
never take sasuke to a club
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
trust me, it aint pretty
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
but IT's HUGE
[/b] Amalas says:
kinda makes me wish I was there ._. for at least the part of watching you and him being drunk
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
lol that was funny
[/b] Amalas says:
when you guys got to....I would run away
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
u should have seen him
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
he couldnt walk staright
[/b] Amalas says:
<.<
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
straight*
[/b] Amalas says:
you should have recorded him
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
haha
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
he had a hard time finding my mouth too
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
it was kinda sad
[/b] Amalas says:
lmao
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[/b] Amalas says:
wish I was there
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
oh yea...
[/b] Amalas says:
I would have been on the floor laughing my @$$ off x3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
just give him a shirley temple and hes drunk
[/b] Amalas says:
:3
[/b] Amalas says:
*makes a Shirley Temple and gives it to Sasuke*
[/b] Amalas says:
teehee :3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: O.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *drinks*
[/b] Amalas says:
drink it O.O
[/b] Amalas says:
Now O.O
[/b] Amalas says:
yay >.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: O.O SASUKE!
[/b] Amalas says:
*takes out camera and records*
[/b] Amalas says:
*gigglegigglesnort*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
Sasuke: @.@ whatswrong?itsonlyashirleytempleitsnotliketheresanyalcoholinit
[/b] Amalas says:
.....
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: theres lots of sugar u baka
[/b] Amalas says:
*'accidently' put alchohol in it* >.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: O.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
!
[/b] Amalas says:
:3
[/b] Amalas says:
I'm a bad bad girl...teehee :3
[/b] Amalas says:
*recording*
[/b] Amalas says:
blackmail, huzzahs :3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *starts doing the macarena and the twist at the same time*
[/b] Amalas says:
LOL
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: OMFG
[/b] Amalas says:
think Naruto would enjoy watching this? =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
dk....
[/b] Amalas says:
...probably
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
*puffs naruto in*
[/b] Amalas says:
<.<
[/b] Amalas says:
ahahah >=D
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
but wanna see sumtin really funny?
[/b] Amalas says:
yea
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
^^
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
*lays down on couch and pulls naruto on top of self* SASUKE!
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
*records*
[/b] Amalas says:
(Naruto: ACTION!!!!! >=D)
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *stops dancing and turns around, his cheeks are pink from drunkenness, narrows eyes toward couch* O.O WTF NARUTO GET OFF HER!
[/b] Amalas says:
(Naruto: <.<)
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *narrows eyes evily and leans toward me* ever french before alicja?
[/b] Amalas says:
=O
[/b] Amalas says:
Naruto's gonna die...
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b] Amalas says:
I WANT YOUR SHURIKEN AND STUFF!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: * and tries running toward couch but trips over air and then tries to tackle naruto but misses and flies over couch, hitting wall on other side*
[/b] Amalas says:
0.0'
[/b] Amalas says:
(sharingan)
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: sasuke? r u all right? *leans up to check on sasuke, but accidentally ends up kissing naruto*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me
[/b] Amalas says:
0.0'
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me+naruto: O.O UH OH!!!!
[/b] Amalas says:
this is getting good >.>
[/b] Amalas says:
*has enough tape and batteries* ;3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *gets up and brushes self off* yea im f- NARUTO GET THE frack OFF HER YOU BAKA! *activates sharingan and chidori and lunges at naruto*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: shoot
[/b] Amalas says:
0.0
[/b] Amalas says:
awsome...
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto:*rolls off couch and onto floor then gets up and makes 9 shadow clones*
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sasuke: * falls on top of me, tried kissing my cheek, but instead kisses my headband then gets up to fight naruto*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: wt a bunch of idiots
[/b] Amalas says:
:3 this is so cool
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *uses rasengan*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke + naruto: *lunges at each other*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: BETTER STOP THEM O.O *gets up and in between them then ducks*
[/b] Amalas says:
<.<
[/b] Amalas says:
let them continue...
[/b] Amalas says:
*throws an alchoholic shirley temple at Naruto* >:3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke+naruto: *notice me in the midddle so stop attacks, but cant stop momentum causing them to hit eachother in the face*
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *giggles* its been a while since u 2 kissed
[/b] Amalas says:
lmao!!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke + naruto: O.O
[/b] Amalas says:
yaoi =O
[/b] Amalas says:
*runs to computer*
[/b] Amalas says:
*makes a pic of them hitting eachother so it looks like they're kissing and auctions it on e-bay*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *pretends to be sad and crying* sasuke, i thought u would never cheat on me, u said i was the only one for you, how could you!!
[/b] Amalas says:
*recording* >.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: oh my gosh im soooo sorry, i didnt meant to! NARUTO YOU PIECE OF shoot LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! *punches naruto in face and runs over to me, but instead, runs into wall*
[/b] Amalas says:
....
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *laughin his @$$ off*
[/b] Amalas says:
*quotes from a picture from rick* nice going, dip shoot =D
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *has an idea*
[/b] Amalas says:
*couldn't help it* >.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *grabs naruto and sasuke by their ears and drags them into a closet, then freezes them for a second and ductapes them together so theyre facing eachother*
[/b] Amalas says:
O.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *also takes all their ninja tools*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: O.O WTF AM I DOING TIED TO THIS IDIOT!!?!?!?!?!?
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
*recording*
[/b] Amalas says:
you're being recorded for black mail =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: naruto....u look sexy when ur mad
[/b] Amalas says:
Alicja and I will make out demands later :3
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...
[/b] Amalas says:
O.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: OMFG
[/b] Amalas says:
*shoves an alchoholic drink down Naruto's throat*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
neera!! how much alcohol did you put in that thing?
[/b] Amalas says:
<.< I dunno I wasn't paying attention
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: @.@
[/b] Amalas says:
teehee :3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: sasuke, your eyes are soo pretty *.*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: naruto, i have a confession to make...
[/b] Amalas says:
....
[/b] Amalas says:
oh good lord >.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *looks at sasuke intently* anything
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sauke: ever since that day we kissed for the first time,ive never stopped thinkin about you *blushes or is pink from drunkeness*
[/b] Amalas says:
o.0
[/b] Amalas says:
alicja, are they just trying to freak us out?
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: O.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
i hope so
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
if not, sasukes gonna get his @$$ whoopped
[/b] Amalas says:
same
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *starts backing away from sasuke, but cant due to the fact hes ductaped to him*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke* smiles shyly and leans in toward narutos nace, staring at his lips*
[/b] Amalas says:
I think Sasuke is trying to freak us all out =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
told u hes not good with alcohol
[/b] Amalas says:
OMG
[/b] Amalas says:
SASUKE
[/b] Amalas says:
ALICJA IS STRIPPING
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: O.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: WHERE?!
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: OMFG NARUTO STOP LOOKING AT MY GF!!! MY PROPERTY! MY BODY! AND WHERE THE frack IS THAT SEXY BABE!
[/b] Amalas says:
right there *points at Alicja and gives an illusion of her naked to Sasuke* <.<
[/b] Amalas says:
*turns recorder off*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *.* im in heaven
[/b] Amalas says:
I had to stop him it was getting to creepy with the Naruto thing
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *tries peeking*
[/b] Amalas says:
*steps on Naruto's face*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *hacks a lugee(sp?) in narutos eyes*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto X.X
[/b] Amalas says:
<.<
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *untapes them*
[/b] Amalas says:
*untapes them...*
[/b] Amalas says:
...>.> too late
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
lol
[/b] Amalas says:
*opens a door* teehee
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *runs out* AIR
[/b] Amalas says:
*it goes into a room with a bed* <.<
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: NON_SASUKE FREE AIR!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *drags sasuke by ear over to couch*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: @.@ *.*.
[/b] Amalas says:
*stops the illusion cause she was getting a headache*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: * lays sasuke down on couch and closes his eyes for him*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *instantly falls asleep* zzzzz
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: why havent i thought of that?
[/b] Amalas says:
<.<
[/b] Amalas says:
of what?
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: closing sasukes eyes
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: so he sleeps
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b] Amalas says:
cause he wouldn't let you
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: true...
[/b] Amalas says:
and would probably kill you in an instant =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: true.....wait...*sniffs air* i smell.....RAMEN
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me:
[/b] Amalas says:
*throws the ramen* <.<
[/b] Amalas says:
catch, boy!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
*takes out chair and tapes naruto to it*
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN
[/b] Amalas says:
0.0 I think I see where you're going with this
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: * takes out a bowl of ramen and holds in front of narutos face*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: O.O RAMEN!!!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *starts to eat ramen*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: the the the ramen!! stop!! mY RAMEN!!
[/b] Amalas says:
*sits next to Alicja with a bowl of ramen*
[/b] Amalas says:
*also starts eating the ramen*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *going insane cause he cant have ramen* RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN
[/b] Amalas says:
*puts a small noodle on Naruto's nose*
[/b] Amalas says:
*goes back to eating ramen*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
Naruto: *tries stretching tongue to reach noodle but ends up with tongue in nose*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *looks at naruto* ive just lost my appetite
[/b] Amalas says:
I can do that =O
[/b] Amalas says:
lol
[/b] Amalas says:
*pets Naruto and eats Ramen*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *places bowl in narutos lap* u finish
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *cant wat ramen cause hes ductaped to chair
[/b] Amalas says:
:3 we so bad
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b] Amalas says:
oh fine *un-tapes Naruto*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *tries to dive into the ramen bowl and eats every last drop*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *walks over to sasuke*
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b] Amalas says:
*hands Naruto her unfinished bowl*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *stirs a bit and slightly opens eyes* i had the wierdest dream...
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *devours other bowl*
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *smiles slyly* do tell sasuke
[/b] Amalas says:
yes...a dream....>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
*hides cameras in safe place sasuke would never ever find*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *shudders* i was about to kiss naruto
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b] Amalas says:
<.< *coughcough*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: *overhears* yea dude, if u ever do that agian...im gonna like kill you...BELIEVE IT!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: O.O IT WASNT A frackIN DREAM!?
[/b] Amalas says:
...
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *shakes head*
[/b] Amalas says:
I make a mean alchoholic shirley temple
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: wait...so that means naruto kissed you?
[/b] Amalas says:
accidently
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *nods then stops and widens eyes*
[/b] Amalas says:
she wanted to check to see if you were alright
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: theres no such things as accidents in my book when it comes to naruto
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: O.O
[/b] Amalas says:
but naruto was over her and her lips accidently hit his
[/b] Amalas says:
believe it =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *thinks fast and jumps on top of sasuke and starts makin out with him hardcore style*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: O.O *yet still enjoying*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: o.O WTF
[/b] Amalas says:
._.
[/b] Amalas says:
TAKE IT TO A ROOM!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *stops and wipes off mouth*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *gets off couch and stares at me*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: so wt were u saying?
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: i...i dont remember *scratches head then shrugs* oh well
[/b] Amalas says:
lmao
[/b] Amalas says:
the power of women =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
i know isnt it great?
[/b] Amalas says:
mmhmm
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: i need to learn that trick so i could try it on sakura-chan
[/b] Amalas says:
just gotta stare into del's eyes and he kisses me :3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me+sasuke: NO
[/b] Amalas says:
lmao!
[/b] Amalas says:
it doesn't work with guys
[/b] Amalas says:
only girls
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
exactly
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
but i guess naruto could qualify if we tried....*takes out makeup and dresses*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
....<.<
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: on second thought, i'll stick to my flirting techniques
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *cough wt flirting techniques cough*
[/b] Amalas says:
good boy *pets naruto*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *laughs*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: O.O omg sasuke u laughed
[/b] Amalas says:
O.O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *covers mouth* shoot look wt u made me do
[/b] Amalas says:
IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: aww im sorry *sniff sniff*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: =( *feels bad for makin me feel bad* its all right, i kinda enjoyed it *hugs me and smiles*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *smiles back*
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
you've changed him =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
oh trust me, i know too much
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
o.O
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
Amalas says:
....*stares* 0.0
Ê Delelith Ê says:
*kiss*
Amalas says:
*kisses back* yay
[/b] Amalas says:
it's awsome being female
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
if he lets me go, the whole world will know he sleeps with a pink teddy bear
[/b] Amalas says:
lmao
[/b] Amalas says:
he does?
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *glares*
[/b] Amalas says:
awwwww
[/b] Amalas says:
that's so cute ^.^
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: *covers mouth* oppps my bad
[/b] Amalas says:
*pets sasuke*
[/b] Amalas says:
and naruto
[/b] Amalas says:
if you tell anyone
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: *is pet and looks at me with sad, hurt eyes*
[/b] Amalas says:
I'll use blackmail 0.0
[/b] Amalas says:
*hiss*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: aww baby im sorry naruto wont tell and neera wont either *kisses his cheek, causing him to smile and automatically forgive me*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: O.O
[/b] Amalas says:
I won't tell
[/b] Amalas says:
and I'll make sure Naruto won't tell O.O
[/b] Amalas says:
cause if he does...*glares daggers at Naruto* =.=
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
neera, i offically hand naruto over to u *hands naruto over to neera*
[/b] Amalas says:
>=D
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
sasuke: hes a dead man
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me: yep
[/b] Amalas says:
*pets naruto* :3
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: save me?
[/b] Amalas says:
*pets naruto*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me+ sasuke: nahhh seeing u be tortured in cruel and unusual ways is fun
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
naruto: gee thanks guys
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
me+sasuke: anytime
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
*sends Naruto off*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
*kisses sasuke and he puffs away* ill see him later :3
[/b] Amalas says:
=D
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
lol soo that, neera, is what happens when sasuke gets drunk
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
*pets her blackmail*
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
lol
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
yea well i gtg its late and im sleepy...but i am saving this convo and postin it on FAC for all to see :3
[/b] Amalas says:
lmao
[/b] Amalas says:
k
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
[/b] Amalas says:
PEOPLE OF FAC....you now know the true Sasuke =O
[/b]~Flirty Freshman~ says:
*shakes head* pooooor sasuke
[/b] Amalas says:
>.>
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