Chapter 3 - 3

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Irken Idol

Author
vampire_trees

Submitted
October 4, 2005
Updated
October 19, 2005
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Chapters: 9
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Welcome to Irk's most popular gameshow Irken Idol! 7 contestants. Who will win? You decide!

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Category: Cartoons » Invader Zim

Chapter 3 - 3

Johnny: We have another guest host! Welcome, Mrs. Bitters!

Mrs. Bitters: I hate you all.

Johnny: That's nice. Cat will be singing an insane solo parody of "Nuttin' for christmas" even though Christmas is 86 days away!

Powderpoe: And you know that how?

Johnny: Cat's gotta count down on her calendar.

Mrs. Bitters: I hate calendars.

Powderpoe: Ummmmm...

-Cat walks in wearing an ugly Christmas sweater-

Cat: I broke my wand on Johnny's head,

Somebody sniched on me!

I hid a frog in Terra's bed,

Somebody snitched on me!

I spill sprite on my mom's rug,

I made Vicky eat a bug!

I put gum in Powder's mug,

Somebody sniched on me!

Soooooooooooooooo,

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas!

Mummy and Daddy are maaaad!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

Cuz I ain't been nothing but bad!

I put a tack in Lynnsey's hair,

Somebody sniched on me!

I tied a knot in Izzy's hair,

Somebody sniched on me!

I did a dance on my mom's plants,

Climbed a tree and tore my pants,

Filled the sugar bowl with pants,

Somebody sniched on me!

Soooooooooooooooo hurry up!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas!

Mummy and Daddy are maaaad!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Cuz I ain't been nothing but baaad!

Johnny: What was the part about the wand and my head again?

Powderpoe: I'm in it! Sweet! -drinks from mug and coughs, spitting out gum-

Mrs. Bitters: Thank you Cat, That was horrible.

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All the people on here are real! You all know Johnny and Powderpoe. Terra is whatI call Johnny's little sister. Vicky is actually a boy from my old school who was a jerk I train a little girl to chase after with a stick (Vicky ran away screaming and it was FUNNY) Lynnsey as VERY moody friend of mine. Izzy was a friend in elementary until HORRIBLE Sumara ruined it! The little lying worm... Man, I really sounded like Zim for a sentance...

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XxAnarKissedxX on November 2, 2007, 9:07:38 AM

uhm... it said you filled the sugar bowl with pants....

Sam400 on November 4, 2005, 11:02:22 PM

(clapping) whoo hoo!!!!!! thats SO FUNNY!!!

vampire_trees on October 29, 2005, 1:32:29 AM

*puts down gun* I SEE A BUTT-HEAD AD!

DracoLuvur1 on October 29, 2005, 1:28:51 AM

i only hurt stuff i dun like. and. um. could you put down the gun? please?

vampire_trees on October 27, 2005, 11:44:34 AM

*backs away and pulls out machine gun* don't hurt cat...

DracoLuvur1 on October 27, 2005, 11:42:40 AM

cooooooooool. i dun have one anymore. mom said i was chopping up too many of my brothers toys. among other things...

vampire_trees on October 26, 2005, 2:10:38 AM

yes... we have braces and chainsaws.

DracoLuvur1 on October 26, 2005, 1:36:13 AM

cats are gewd. the have sharp things in their mouthes and on their paws.

vampire_trees on October 25, 2005, 11:53:42 AM

YEAH! EXCEPT FIREY! and ze cats, except the white one. i don't like it.*

DracoLuvur1 on October 25, 2005, 11:43:09 AM

blech. i HATE little cute things. DEATH TO THE BEANIE BABYS!!!!

vampire_trees on October 25, 2005, 11:26:05 AM

if you eat enough them ya will. espicially the little rainbow stars.... i taste good to be crunching cute things.

DracoLuvur1 on October 25, 2005, 7:15:29 AM

meh. i don't like sprinkles. they don't taste.

vampire_trees on October 25, 2005, 2:38:07 AM

i get hyper on SPRINKLES!

DracoLuvur1 on October 25, 2005, 12:07:51 AM

that. is very strange. o_0 i have coffee for that. yay for coffee with lots of sugar!!!

vampire_trees on October 24, 2005, 11:25:23 AM

or johnny'll fall alsleep. whatever happens first. EGAD JOHNNY ATE PEANUT BUTTER! SHE'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT! *johnny bgets hyper on peanut butter for some reason...*

DracoLuvur1 on October 24, 2005, 4:31:12 AM

DIB'S GONNA BURN!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!

vampire_trees on October 23, 2005, 6:44:38 AM

when johnny falls asleep we'll put it out.

DracoLuvur1 on October 23, 2005, 4:47:32 AM

well...as long as you put the fire out when the song's done.

vampire_trees on October 22, 2005, 2:36:43 AM

i'm gonna have to or all the people that liked the forst one are gonna attack...

DracoLuvur1 on October 21, 2005, 6:36:25 AM

what? DIB'S ON FIRE AGAIN?!?! OH NO! *runs around in circles yelling at top of lungs*

vampire_trees on October 21, 2005, 5:58:07 AM

johnny the homocidal maniac is very anti-dib though *johnny gets a knife innit* *based on a almost true story that johnny made up about going crazy and trying to kill dib* i might do an Irken Idol: Oldies version with a bunch of old songs... and i'll end up reusing "Goodness, Gracious Dib's on fire!"

DracoLuvur1 on October 19, 2005, 10:59:07 PM

ooh now THAT would be a song i would like! YAY FOR NOVEMBER! *dances*

vampire_trees on October 19, 2005, 10:53:46 AM

nice... anyway the voting almost over. then in november the christmas edition comes out. with hits like "Rockin' aroung the vampire tree" and "Johnny the Homocidal Maniac (we like this one best so far)"

DracoLuvur1 on October 19, 2005, 9:52:26 AM

*clap clap clap* ^_^ these songs are so funny. i won't show my friends, i shall keep it to myself just to be evil. mwahahaha!