Chapter 4 - 4

I finally though of a song for Dib! And I have no idea how I did it. One second I was looking at Gir fan art then it just popped into my head.

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Johnny: And our next contestant is...DIB? My ears are gonna burn...

Powderpoe: And Cat's actually here to judge!

Cat: Hi!

-Dib walks in wearing a very sparklie version of his regular clothes-

Johnny: Man, this is gonna BURN! Okay Dib you can start singing now.

Dib: (To the tune of Do You belive in Magic?)

Do you believe in aliens, out there in space?

How the water can burn them, whenever it pours

And it's painful, if they are Irkens.

It makes you feel happy like an violent movie

I'll tell you about the aliens, and it'll sound crazy

But it's like trying to tell a hobo 'bout rock and roll

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If you believe in aliens don't bother to choose

If it's the vortians or Irkens and shoes

Just go and listen it'll start with a threat

They won't get out of your face no matter how hard you try

Your head starts hurting and you can't seem to find

Any way to cure it, so just blow your mind

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If you believe in aliens, come along with me

We'll chase the aliens 'til morning 'til there's just me and me

And maybe, if I get bored.

I'll talk myself, sort of late at night

And then I'll go crazy, dude, then you'll see

How there's crazy in the music and the crazy's in me.

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Yeah, do you believe in aliens

Yeah, believe in the aliens of a place that they called home

Believe in the aliens of Irk and SRP

Believe in the aliens that can eat your feet

Ohh, talking 'bout aliens

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Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in aliens
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe, believer
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in aliens
Fade

Johnny: That was horrible blows up Dib with dino-match

Cat: You sing like those horrible little elves next door!

Dib: YOU LIVE BY ELVES? I WILL HAVE PROOF OF ELVES!

Cat: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay... I just call them that because they're annoying...

Powderpoe: It stunk. Horribly.

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SRP is the slaughtering rat people in case someone didn't know. Review my horrible song of doom!

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