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Chapter 1 - 1

Yay! Lame title! Anyway it was never given a name but it's basically The Orgin of Cat, Powderpoe, and Johnny.

Chapter 1 - 1

Chapter 1 - 1
-On the Massive-

Worker: Sirs! There appears to be a ship coming in! And someone on it's screaming about nachos!

Tallest Red: It can't be...

Tallest Purple: It can't be a year already!

Tallest Red: Anyone but-

A voice: HERE'S JOHNNY!

The door burst open. Three Irken stand in the doorway, kicked open by one with one eye a bright shiny silver and the other a normal green with clothes of different grays, Cat. Next to her stood Johnny, her clothes red, orange, and yellow. Her eyes started orange at the top faded into red which faded into yellow. The third, Powderpoe, had black eyes and white and light gray clothes.

Tallest Red: Johnny, Cat, and Powderpoe...

Johnny: HIYA DAD! -tackles Tallest Red-

Cat: HI! -Tallest Purple gets hit with 110 pounds of Cat-

Powderpoe: HI PEOPLE! -tackles random communications officer-

Red: Hello... (painfully) dear...

Purple: Great to see you... -twitches under pain of having a decent sized irken on his shoulders holding onto his antennae-

Cat: I want nachos!

Purple: Here! Take them and get off my shoulders -hands thing of nachos-

Cat jumps off Purple's shoulders humming and eating nachos.

Red (to Johnny): So... What have you learned?

Johnny: DIB IS FLAMMABLE!

Red (whispering to Purple): Is that important?

Red (turning to Cat): And you?

Cat: I LOVE GIR!

Red: Okaaaaaaay... -turns to Powderpoe- You?

Powderpoe: ME LIKE cough POWDER!

Red: That's not new...

Purple: You were supposed to visit all the Invaders. It's your duty as tallests-in-training and their advisor. It says here you only went to Earth.

Cat: We got lost!

Johnny: We simply visited places we didn't intend to see.

Red: You tried to take over the planet.

Johnny: So?

Red: You weren't supposed to do that...

Purple: You were supposed to visit the invaders! All you did was blow up the same big headed boy over and over, hug robots, and eat stuff!

Cat: I wanna sammich now!

Purple: NO SANDWITCHES WHILE WE'RE LECTURING YOU!

Cat: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Red: As I was saying you will-

Cat: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Red: You will-

Cat: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Purple: FINE! Here's a sandwitch!

Cat: SAMMICH! -eats it-

Red: You have a new assignment. AND THIS TIME NO GETTING DISTRACTED! You're job is to destroy Zim.

Cat: -gasps- Can I have Gir then?

Red: Sure, whatever.

Cat: SWEET!

Purple (whispering to Red): Great motivational skills.

Red (whispering back): Thanks.

Johnny: Onward to boom!

They all jump back in the ship from which they came and start flying back to earth.

Cat: Let's sing annoying songs on the way there!

Johnny, Cat, and Powderpoe: In the mushroom,
The mighty mushroom,
Fiona sleeps tonight!

Cat: Wawa!

Cat, Powderpoe, and Johnny: A mushroomway a mushroomway a mushroom way a mushroom way!

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DracoLuvur1 on January 25, 2006, 12:00:18 AM

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DracoLuvur1XDD moohaw that was good....ONWARD TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!