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Chapter 3 - 3

Yay! Lame title! Anyway it was never given a name but it's basically The Orgin of Cat, Powderpoe, and Johnny.

Chapter 3 - 3

Chapter 3 - 3
This chapter has unspeakable evils! I'm happy.

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-Dib wakes up. He is on a dissection table thing-

Dib: Are you going to cut me up!

Johnny: And have Cat barf on the carpet? Fat chance.

Cat (singing in the background): But that's enough of that disgusting drink, it tastes like Cat barf. Cat barf, Cat barf.

Dib: Eww... So what are going to do with me?

Johnny (whispering to Powderpoe): What ARE we going to do?

Powderpoe (whispering back): I dunno. Leave Cat to deal with him?

Johnny (whispering still): Good idea!

Powderpoe: We have decided that we will leave the decsion to Cat.

Cat: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Dib: (gulp)

-5 seconds later Cat appears with a TV and some DVDs-

Dib: What are you going to do? Make me watch educational television? I've become IMMUNE!

Cat: Heck no. -plugs in TV- That would be TOO nice... I'm gonna make you watch (creepy music) the Bubas.

Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-5 hours later-

Dib: MAKE IT STOP I BEG OF YOU!

Cat: Fine stop screaming.

Dib: Whew. I though I was a gone- no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THE POWER RANGER! PLEASE NOT THE POWER RANGERS!

-5 more hours later Dib is twitching violently on the dissection table thing-

Dib: Help... me...

-Johnny, Powderpoe, and Cat walk back in (What you though i'd stay for the Bubas and the Power Rangers?)-

Johnny: Release him back into the wild.

-Dib is dropped out side, on the pavement-

Dib: That was dumb...

-walks home-

Zim walks by and looks at Dib.

Zim: Who dares do my job! VENGANCE FOR ZIM!

Dib: ALIENS! ALIENS! Why am I yelling this at you? Anyway, CAT AND JOHNNY AND POWDERPOE ARE ALIENS!

Zim: You didn't know that?

Dib: Huh?

Zim: It was obvious from the start, advanced cloning technology, shirts from the Outer Limits rock concert, and Johnny's shirt that says "Living on Earth Sux"

Dib: I though that was a goth thing... Anyway, WE MUST STOP THEM!

Zim: Why are you telling me this. I won't do anything.

Dib: I don't know.

Suddenly Dib spontatiously combusts.

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Johnny was complaining that Dib wasn't blowing up enough...

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