Chapter 1 - Miss Suzy
Submitted August 13, 2007 Updated August 13, 2007 Status Incomplete | I'm not sure who first made it but this belomgs to them I suppose. My friend taught it to me during Gym, and I thought it was funny so I'm go share with you all.
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Chapter 1 - Miss Suzy
Chapter 1 - Miss Suzy
Miss Suzy had a tugboat,
The tugboat had a bell. Ding, Ding!
The tugboat went to heaven,
Miss Suzy went to Hell o operater!
Give me number nine,
If youm disconnect me,
I'll kick your behind the refrigerator,
There was a peice of glass,
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And cut her little assk(ask) me no more questions
Tell me no more lies.
The boys were in the bathroom
Zipping up there flies are in the meadow
Bee's are in the park.
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Were kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
Dark, Dark, Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea.
Darker than the monster
Chasing after me.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The tugboat had a bell. Ding, Ding!
The tugboat went to heaven,
Miss Suzy went to Hell o operater!
Give me number nine,
If youm disconnect me,
I'll kick your behind the refrigerator,
There was a peice of glass,
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And cut her little assk(ask) me no more questions
Tell me no more lies.
The boys were in the bathroom
Zipping up there flies are in the meadow
Bee's are in the park.
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Were kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
Dark, Dark, Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea.
Darker than the monster
Chasing after me.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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