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Chapter 9 - Kiba and the Crack

A made up character named Lily is interviewing the naruto crew! Find out what she says about them, and asks them! And she is a blackmailer. She blackmails all of 'em at least once.
Some make a return.

Chapter 9 - Kiba and the Crack

Chapter 9 - Kiba and the Crack






Lily: now we have Kiba and Akamaru! Shino's returned, maybe Akamaru will take a bathroom
break on him! lol!


Shino: Don't say that! Kiba might just let Akamaru do it!


Kiba: Of course I'd let akamaru do it.


Akamaru: Arf Arf!


Lily: Akamaru's adorable!


Shino: Whatever...


Kiba: *whispers* go ahead boy, you can do it...


Akamaru: Arf Arf Aroooo! *translation: Thank you Kiba!*

Akamaru: *waddles over to Shino* Arf

Shino: No, no, no... He's gonna do it! Stop! Akamaru, stop it!

Kiba: *laughing* Nothing you can do about it now, Shino. He's started now!

Lily: He did! Akamaru really did start!

Shino: OH MY GOD! KIBA, STOP YOUR DAMN DOG RIGHT NOW! AGHH, AKAMARU, GET LOST OR I'M GONNA...
*whispers to Akamaru* DO THAT!

akamaru: Arf Arf arf arf arf! * too late, I already started. Besides, I like peeing on your
leg*

Lily: Come now, shino, be a good sport.

Shino: BE A GOOD SPORT?! KIBA'S DOG JUST PISSED ALL OVER MY LEG *points to dark spot all
up and down his leg*

Lily: HAH! and half the time you can do that by yourself with your weak bladder!

Shino: *pees his pants* STOP IT!!!!

Kiba: Shino, you need more bladder control, since you just pissed your pants!

Lily: kiba, what do you think of Shino?

Kiba: Shino? He smells, his bugs really suck, and he never takes off his sunglasses. In other words, he's just a fart @$$.

Lily: I see. What do you think of Hinata?

Kiba: Hinata smells nice, she loves Akamaru, a nice person but very quiet, which is good for her, and she is awesome to Akamaru.

Lily: I see. Quite a difference in opinions about your teammates...

Shino: Yeah, he hates me and LOVES her!

Kiba: Shino, have you been taking your crack again? 'cause remember what Kurenai said to us about it? 'say NO to drugs! you have a choice!'

Shino: I DO NOT TAKE CRACK!!!

Kiba: Uh huh. Then what's the white stuff you take DAILY?

Shino: SHUT UP!

Kiba: see? you ARE on crack! drug addict!

Lily: wow. Kiba made it clear to the world that SHINO'S ON CRACK!

Shino: I am not on CRACK!!

Kiba: we know you are... so, are you going to tell Kurenai, or should I?

Shino: At least I don't love Hinata!

Kiba: oh yeah, you don't love anyone!

Shino: Not true... *blushes*

Kiba: Who?!

Shino: um... Lily... *blushes*

Lily: ME?!

Lily: NEXT! NEXT! NEXT! NEXT!

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anime_freakey4life on February 17, 2007, 12:52:49 AM

anime_freakey4life on
anime_freakey4lifeShino`s a druggie

gorillazrockz on November 4, 2006, 3:24:45 AM

gorillazrockz on
gorillazrockzOMG!8adds faves*

wolf-girl-ghost on October 26, 2006, 2:04:49 AM

wolf-girl-ghost on
wolf-girl-ghostlol ho akamaru!And shino has a crush and yet again peed himself theres no chapters where no-one pees themselves lol

wolf74 on October 13, 2006, 5:44:46 AM

wolf74 on
wolf74yeah, and Shino is on crack

hirataitokyo on October 12, 2006, 1:46:19 PM

hirataitokyo on
hirataitokyoOMG! That's funny. Shino's always the one getting picked on poor him. Oh well... Shino has a crush!!! buahahaha let the world know and fear it!! (what's there to fear i dunno I just felt like saying that...