Chapter 3 - Uyruu...

Lily: Now it's time for... oh joy... Uryuu's interview...

Urahara: GREAT...

Uryuu: Whatever, OLD MAN.

Urahara: old man?! OLD MAN?!

Uryuu: that's what I said.

Urahara: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!

Uryuu: That's what you think! *fights with Urahara*

Lily: whoa, guys, stop fighting!

Urahara: * gets kicked in the stomach* gah...

Lily: ow... *watches fight patiently until they pull her into the fight*

Uryuu: * gets punched in the face and fight ends*

Lily: *finds herself pushed against Urahara's body* Oh...

Urahara: um.. yeah... *uncomfortably tries to get into a better position but gets into a worse position*

Uryuu: suckers.

Lily: (To herself: I'm liking this...) *is facing Urahara now*

Urahara: uh...

*Yoruichi walks in and stares*

Urahara: Yoruichi, it's not what it looks like...

Yoruichi: explain.

Uyruu: *snickers*

Urahara: I got into a fight with Uyruu and Lily got dragged into it, and we found ourselves like this.

Lily: It's true.

Yoruichi: ok. *leaves*

Uyruu: how are you gonna get outta that position?

Lily: hmmm.... Urahara, open your legs. Wide.

Urahara: *eyes open wide* um... sure? *opens his legs wide*

Lily: they may need to be opened wider. As wide as you can, please.

Uyruu: what'cha gonna do??

Urahara: * opens his legs as far as he can* ow! whatever you're gonna do, please do it fast!

Lily: I'll try.. this'll take a lot of effort on my part too... * tries to slide onto the floor*

Urahara: I see! you're gonna slide through between my legs!

Uyruu: huh?!

Lily: yeah.. *gets onto the floor and slides through Urahara's legs* There we go.

Urahara: *closes his legs and stands straight* that's better.

Lily: *stands* uh huh. (To herself: but I liked being that close to his body...)

Uyruu: dang!!

Urahara: you seem sad Lily. What's the matter?

Lily: I liked being that close to your body Urahara...

Urahara: you did? I liked being that close to you, too!

Uryuu: ok, isn't this an interview??

Lily: yeah. Uyruu, have you ever gotten our pants pulled down? *winks at Urahara*

Uyruu: no... *doesn't notice Urahara coming behind him*

Lily: really? have you ever wet yourself??

Uyruu: no.

Urahara: * pulls down Uyruu's pants* LOL!

Uyruu: GAHH! * wets himself trying to pull his pants up*

Lily: now you did both!! HA! *highfives Urahara*

Uyruu: *pulls down Urahara's pants*

Urahara: GAHH! *pulls his pants back up*

Uyruu: *laughs*

Lily: oh joy...

Urahara: * steals Uyruu's glasses and pokes him in the eyes*

Lily: fun!

Uyruu: * starts beating Urahara up with Urahara's cane*

Lily: hm... NEXT!!

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