lol Im trieing some of these. I mean it. It was hilarious!!!
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Meta Knight: dont you dare try that in school
Me: be quiet you blueberry! Im gonna do it anywayz.
Meta Knight: *rolls eyes* your gonna get introuble.
Me: T_T whatever Meta K.
=^-^=Omfg!!!i SOOOOO WANNA DO SOME OF THESE!!!!I'm gonna print them out just so i can bring them to school an make sure i do them!Tht one about the imaginary friend commiting sucide is sooooo hilarious!FAVZFAVZFAVZ!!!=^-^=
BTW, I do more things, but I'm too lazy to write them all XD
Well... maybe just another one (everything to cure school boredomness ^^)
-Take your pet to class. If they try to take it away, hug it possesively, scream and run away.
-If they don't, raise your hand and tell your teacher your pet needs to go pee.
-Do this repeatedly.
(ok, I know those were three, but I was never good at maths XD)
LMAO!! XD
reeeeeally, I actuelly do these every now and then!^^
And also:
-At the beginning of the day, write all over the blackboard "anyone who erases this is silly". Then, if the teacher erases it, tell them they're silly.
-If they don't, tell them why they didn't erase it and that they're silly.
-Do this in every classroom and at the end of the school, see if someone erased it.
-At the beggining of school, be the 1º one to arrive, and turn all the lights off. If someone turns them on, glare and say you csn't sleep with the lights on.
-When your teacher asks for your homework, tell them you told your imaginary friend to do them, but his imaginary pet ate it.
(Oh, I am SO bored at clas... XD)
me and my friends have totally done some of these.me and my friend vinny were sqwaking like a parrot in science ( i hate tat lady) she coundnt figure out who did it,then the goody goody ariana got blamed!!!hahahahah ariana!! goodtimes....anyway *faves*
I agree with you! If some of the people at my school would chill and wouldn't be sooo....XP
Then I think I or even some others would go and do stuff like that.
this is hiarious!!!!!i havn one any of these but i did get in trouble one time so i go to my desy,draw a crappy map to the principles office and ask th teacher"excuse me ma'am is this the correct route to mr.shiny head's office?"
ME: OMG WHO WOULD DOÂ SUCH THINGS!!
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Umbreon: You have....
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ME(yelling): I KNOW!! *faves* *runs from umbreon crying*
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Umbreon: *sigh* *follows after pulling a fring pan out of nowhere*
that is one of the most funniest things i have ever read before! i just couldn't stop laughing! i think i need to show this one to my older brother! *starts to laugh...again*
these are so funny :
Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you
When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I'll never tell' and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did'
the one about being excused to skip class
the petition against petitions
the voice
Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.
Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That's mine!'
the pillow onesTell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow.
Tell your teacher that you're going to be sick tomorrow.
the mirror one very funny
Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.
and the dream job to be a janitor
I WAS IN HYSTERICS. SERIOUSLY FUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ MY STOREH "REAL THINGS MY TEACHERS HAVE SAID" ITS ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!! I FAVS!!!!!!!!!! ME AND MY FRIEND TRIED T ENTER THE X FACTOR ART SCHOOL WITH SOME OF THOSE. WE DIDDNT MAKE THE AUDITIONS. HA HA!!!!!!!!!! U ARE THE FUNNIEST!!! WAS IT ALL UR IDEA??? IS BOB AFTER ME? AM I DOOOOMED??? why in the hell am i in caps loc? oh well. what can ya do? (my catchfrase lol) momiji said it best. YAAAYS! u roc!!!!!
I acted like I was in the Army on the last day of school! That was the day we were getting autographs for our yearbooks, so whenever I wanted someones autograph I marched over to them and said, I WANT YOUR AUTOGHRAPH SIR/MA'AM! XD
When summer vacations over I may just try one of these, but I think I will try speaking like a pirate and call my teacher to walk the plank if he/she gives us homework,or maybe say something about crickets taking my sanity and then whistle like a cricket, Ive gotten all my teachers with it making them think theres a cricket in the room, and now my sanity is long gone
I would love to do all of these. Some of my friends have done these and i have done some. Although the school i go to has some really srict teachers and i'm affraid I might get dettention. You can call me a goddy too shoes and I won't care.
uh... whut? dood, if i had tried to do ANY of these in the one class i would get bored enough to do these in, my teacher would have flayed me alive and put my severed, bloody head in a jar on her desk as an example to other students. luckily, it's summer vacation.
Sad thing is I do Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor and Tell your teacher that you're going to be sick tomorrow. Its funny lol xD People just look at me like what? lol xD
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! O M G!!! i've done that one where you read the text book upside down!!!!! ha ha ha. THIS IS FLIPPIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!! ha ha i'm going to try these. ^^ -kyle of luckypluskyle
I should try that next year! I'm the little angel in my class.(behind the mask i'm a demon) teach would think someting happened to me on the weekend! xD *faves*
The voices told of to tell you that this was funny i have no idea what they are talking about, but my phsycologist told me not to argue with them. They won't let me read it, but they said it was good and that they have done a lot of them. Whatever that means (sigh) sometime they drive me crazy.
this is reely cool *favs* that and i actualy did say that i was going to sue when i got my homework a few times and the funny thing is that every time i did it like 5 people joined me!
I tried one of these and my class was already being wild,and when my teacher saw me sitting on the floor he gave us a test that we only had 10 minutes to finish!but I laughed so hard when I got out of the classroom!this is really funny!write another one!that would be so funny!!*favs*
i actually do have an imaginary friend called bob and he did commit suicide.. i mite start crying and then when the teacher asked me why il ltell them my life story ^_^
Guahahaha! I'm homeschooled, so I can't do a lot of these, but I really want to climb out the window. You are vewwy funny! *starts chewing on your keyboard*
Oh... Dear... I've done many of these already... my favorite was the Phantom of the Opera one... it was for an assignment... I did it all day. I'm still known as "The Phantom"
I GOT ONE!!!
grab a random person shorter than you by their collar like your gonna bullie them, give a really mean face and say, "you and me, we're best friends. GOT IT???"
then prance away. *faves*
I've done soo many of those. xD Lol. Once around Christmas, we had just finished a really hard test. So my teacher decided to SOFTLY play some cristmas music. ONe person randomly started singng the song in an Elvis voice, so I started singing in a high, breathy voice, and everybody chimed in in a different voice until we were practically screaming the song--which, by the way,w as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. My teacher was laughing so hard she was crying! XD We had SIX teachers come and ask us WHAT ONE ARTH WAS GOING ON!!!!
i also remember on the first day of eigth grade, my friend jack came to school in high heels and a skirt, paul wore a cow suit, i painted my face green, and eddie wore her most lavish dress. xDD we all got sent to the principal to altar our appearances but dude it was so freaking worth it.
I've done some of these people told me I was crazy I think one of the ones that I had the most fun with was the sing along. I tried to get everyone to sing brittany spears XD and then the teacher told us to shut the hell up......
ooooooooh.....
Ok, next day I don't have to wear a uniform I'm gonna dress up like the Phantom! I SHALL SWOOSH MY CAPE! MUAHA!
(haha, as if my mom wud let my, but its a dream....)
This is great!
I remember I did something that wud somewhat fit on this list. This kid I sat next to wnt to get a tissue I took his paper and looked at every answer then put it back the secdong he got back when ask,"Hey, did you look at my paper?" reply,"noooooo."
Yes, anways, these are so funny!
I gotta try one of these!
Funny I actually made up a langauge with my friends once!!! It was called the "Girl Talk" we were like talking randomly to get my friend (who was guy) to be pissed at us. He was like PLEASE TEACH IT TO ME!!! It was funny but he ended up Gay XDDD true story folks! Awesome story!
these really are funny, but i know if i do it, my butt will be out in the streets before i can even say "It's Sharpie's fault." But i like your sense of humor. I want to know if you've tried any of these and what the result was. You'd beat Jay Leno
AWSOME!!! I'd do every one of these, but I want to do well in school and be allowed on field trips... I love the 'Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did'
HILARIOUS!
OMG XD *falls off chair and never stops laughing* THIS IS SO RANDOM! *favz* I wish I could try some of these...but people already think I'm crazy enough. I think I need to memorize this list for later use in school...hahaha XD
I like the one about the imaginary friend commiting suicide, and the one where you glare at the teacher who is walking around the room during a test!! XD Rich I say!!!! LOL
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