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Username Humpty_Dumpty_is_Suicidal Gender Female
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Greetings and salutations all!

I joined this site about...two years ago I guess. Doesn't seem like that long. Sometimes it feels longer.

I'm thirteen-going-on-fourteen, trapped in the eight grade. I've got basically no life whatsoever. I can be either really, really obnoxious or the most anti-social frack you'll ever meet. Depends on my mood. I hate my name and the color of my eyes (brown) and I tend to name inanimate objects. I'm extremely sarcastic and I have a BIG swearing problem--your typical fracked-up teen, I suppose. I think nursery rhymes are evil.

I love music. I'm not very eclectic when it comes to my taste. I hate rap/hip-hop, country, pop, southern rock, I'm not a huge fan of metal but from time to time you'll catch me belting out Ozzy Osborn’s 'Crazy Train' loudly and out of key.

I love punk-rock. From the old to the new. The Velvet Underground, the Ramones, the Stooges, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, and although most punk-purists would decapitate my head with a toothbrush for this, my absolute favorite band is Green Day.

Without them I'd have no clue what real music was. Everything from 39/Smooth to American Idiot (no, American Idiot was NOT the first Green Day CD I bought but I love it all the same and listen to it practically every day). I can't go a day without listening to 'Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)'. Billie Joe has such a unique voice and he writes such incredible lyrics. Mike is one of the greatest bass players ever and you can tell he's so dedicated to the music. And Tre Cool is such an awesome drummer and he's so frackin' funny! I love them and I know it sounds a bit pathetic but in a way I sort of depend on them. I'm eternally thankful to them. For bringing the wonderful thing that well call music to me. For the many beautiful songs over the years. For keeping me alive on the inside. Thank you, although you'll most probably never see this, thank you.

I'm also into the newer bands like Motion City Soundtrack, Rise Against, Anti-Flag, the Used, and all that good stuff. Though I think a lot of today's music sounds a lot alike. Is it just me or does every single Fall Out Boy song sound exactly the same?!

I like a lot of other bands--some 80's punk like Black Flag and the Misfits, Operation Ivy.

I've really gotten into My Chemical Romance lately. At first I was all like, 'ew! Not another frackin' shootty emo band!' But then I decided, 'alright, I'll give them a chance--might as well hate them for a reason'. So i watched a fuzzy version of 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)' on YouTube and I just went "frack, they're really good!" So yeah. I love them now.

I get accused to being emo a lot. And I just go, "frack you, man!" I'm not a frackin' emo! I'm not a frackin' goth! I'm not even a frackin' punk! I'M NOT ANYTHING BUT A frackED UP BRATTY LITTLE KID WHO CAN'T KEEP HER OPINIONS TO HERSELF!

I get in trouble a lot for wearing shirts that have inappropriate words on them a lot. I got in trouble for wearing pajama bottoms to school, once.

Yes.

I that's not a type-o. I did write 'I got in trouble for wearing pajama bottoms'.

And to that I would just like to say: WHAT THE frack?!

I aspire to become a writer someday. I dyed my hair black without my mother knowing (I did it in the bathroom by myself--it was surprisingly easy) and she freaked. But she got over it. I read more books than I should and I've been known to be incredibly cynical. I don't think I am. In fact I'm quite optimistic when it comes to certain things. Like, if I were to get hit by a car I'd be all like, "cool, I've always wanted to get hit by a car!"

I'm a little weird.

The girl who sits in front of me in English is convinced I'm going to stab her with a pen.

I use big words some times.

I love Invader Zim. And I read manga and watch anime a lot. I also read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac--IT'S SO frackIN' FUNNY! My guilty pleasure is Gilmore Girls. The acting is horrible but I like it. Sue me.

I like black nail polish and drama movies. I like to doodle and I've made up two cartoon characters--Jersey Boy and Benny the Vampire. You won't find them on here, though, because I can't use the scanner. I'm learning to play the guitar and my favorite candy is Reese’s. I swear I'd melt that shoot down and inject it into my veins with a syringe if I had to. I have the tendency to write on myself a lot. Right now my arm says "I ate an emo muffin. I'm so hardcore!!!" And my hand says 'why are you reading my hand?' My dad hates it when I do that.

Hum, I like vampires and unicorns. I still watch Blue's Clues (only with Steve, though) and the Teletubbies. Sometimes I write these really stupid short stories that really have no point but I like them anyway.

I hate homophobes, skinheads, and racists of any kind. But I can't stop people from thinking the way they want to think. You can't shut me up and I can't shut you up--fair deal?

My brains a little warped and my thoughts are all twisted. Sometimes I over-think things and sometimes I just don't think at all. I make horribly rude jokes and say some stuff that should have me shipped away to the Happy House (which, ironically enough is not that happy).

My mom thinks I should be in therapy and my dad is just fed up with me. I don't have many friends and the ones I do have aren't really of the true-blue nature. I'm a little random. I offend people sometimes and if I offend you it's not my problem.

If you just read all of that, then congratulations, you most likely have no life.

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soraXriku on June 1, 2007, 2:40:48 PM

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soraXrikuhello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marschiboi on April 28, 2007, 6:29:20 AM

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marschiboioh damn i just read the whole of your profile that was quite a bit...because im not the type of person who likes profile texts that have abnormally many details about people i dont know...nice huh? but i got through it quite well, i mean im not anoyed now XD
hehe anyway thank you for the comment on nny thingy, you know if you click on fullview the pic changes but only slightly so dont be disapointed if you do it and expected something...i dont know..
thanks again^^ and youre right, i have no life (but on fac perhaps)

DivineNightshade on January 6, 2007, 12:35:24 AM

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DivineNightshadeReally? That's tight my friend!

DivineNightshade on January 5, 2007, 10:10:03 AM

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DivineNightshadeOmg! I luv ur username! That is true btw!

Spike_Schinizzle on December 30, 2006, 2:20:17 PM

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Spike_Schinizzlethankies 4 da comment!!! um yeah... iruka? sxc?... yeah, un!!! glad ya like it, un!!!

Spike .S.

Huapua95 on November 22, 2006, 7:52:28 AM

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Huapua95thanx for the comment on my profile. and i was almost gonna go prep cuz i go to sum kind of skool wit preps.Anyways I'm glad that I'm not and green day inspired me to be who I am. people might think I'm a poser but acting like this makes me feel...me.
Punx on!

Enigma_Girl on October 23, 2006, 4:05:51 AM

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Enigma_Girl*chants* GREEN DAY! GREEN DAY! GREEN DAY! ^^

Arashi on October 11, 2006, 11:33:46 AM

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Arashiomg your user name is like...umm totally awesome?!

yeah it is!

weee!

cHoCoLaTeIsRfRiEnD6399 on September 11, 2006, 8:51:40 AM

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cHoCoLaTeIsRfRiEnD6399sorry havent had the chance 2 talk 2 ya
sign up and chat with me on deviantart.com meh chat room is chocolateriends and meh user is cHoCoLaTeIsRfRiEnD

angelpop123105 on September 6, 2006, 1:51:21 PM

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angelpop123105lol yeah. and thanks for the comment. =]

cHoCoLaTeIsRfRiEnD6399 on September 6, 2006, 11:31:27 AM

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cHoCoLaTeIsRfRiEnD6399hi wanna chat?
 

Keema_Elric on July 11, 2006, 10:08:05 AM

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Keema_Elrica glass plate? Ouch... :)

My brother screams at me if i play the song "Know" too many times!

Keema_Elric on July 10, 2006, 9:02:11 AM

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Keema_Elricand i sing.... a little bit.

Keema_Elric on July 10, 2006, 9:01:47 AM

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Keema_Elriclol. cool, i like the songs Forest, and Chic 'N Stu!

Oh, and i play guitar.

Keema_Elric on July 9, 2006, 7:46:05 AM

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Keema_ElricYay! *does new friend dance* Sorry. couldn't help it! ^^;;

Hey, do u listen 2 System of a Down at all???

Keema_Elric on July 7, 2006, 4:01:36 PM

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Keema_Elriclol! luv your username! Hey, wanna b friends?

Yay! Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! (read your profile.) I luv them!

xDragon_Girlx on June 2, 2006, 3:33:47 AM

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xDragon_GirlxThanks for the comments 'specially about my handwriting ^^ Luff the Jesus convo, very amusing
Thanks again Laura xxx

RockStar2005 on February 17, 2006, 5:46:57 AM

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RockStar2005LOL!! kick @$$ username!!!!!

The_Swayz on February 15, 2006, 2:47:51 AM

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The_SwayzAwh your so sweet =3 My DA name is AlulaBell ^-^ See ya there :D

The_Swayz on February 10, 2006, 12:27:44 PM

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The_SwayzHey, I'm leaving FAC and going to DA. So I just thought I'd tell you incase you leave a comment on meh profile...:)Was nice knowing you...But hey keep in touch if you go to DA!Just ask my name ^^...:D Well, see ya!

The_Swayz on January 19, 2006, 7:41:01 AM

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The_SwayzThanx!! I'm glad you like it! XD later. :D

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bye ^_^

The_Swayz on January 1, 2006, 12:36:33 PM

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The_SwayzHey, how you been? Come see my new profile and tell me what you think! ^^

The_Swayz on December 31, 2005, 3:18:26 AM

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The_SwayzThat's okay! XD Hope you have a happy new year too!

The_Swayz on December 24, 2005, 2:17:37 AM

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The_SwayzHappy Holidays ^^

Rocky_Girl on December 22, 2005, 12:33:08 PM

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Rocky_GirlNOOOOOOOOOOO NOT Humpty_Dumpty!!!
why they are sucidal??? 0__o?
sorry cuz i luuuv Humpty Dumpty. ^^;lol anyway just to say I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF UR STORIES-POEMS!!! oh and merry x-mas dear!!!

Rocky-girl

DevilmayCry1 on December 12, 2005, 1:42:09 AM

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DevilmayCry1WELCOM TO FAC

Sora_Miyara on December 6, 2005, 1:24:45 PM

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Sora_MiyaraThanks for the comment! Ya I know. It's from UB40 n____n

VeckyChan on December 5, 2005, 2:04:17 PM

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VeckyChanOh, and by the way. This might be a stupid question. Is it snowing where you are right now? (New York)

VeckyChan on December 5, 2005, 2:03:28 PM

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VeckyChanHumpty Dumpty is suicidal?





Amen.

Sora_Miyara on December 5, 2005, 1:04:36 PM

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Sora_MiyaraThank you for the comment! :)

KenshinJennings on December 5, 2005, 5:06:59 AM

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KenshinJenningsThank you for commenting.

The_Swayz on December 4, 2005, 12:37:50 PM

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The_SwayzYAYZ! *Hugs new friend* ^-^ Thank you for the nice compliment! ^^ You're damn right, you can never have too many squirrels. Well..see ya ^^

The_Swayz on December 4, 2005, 10:39:21 AM

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The_SwayzHI! Remember me? Do you want to be friends? Oh and thanx soo much for the comment! ^-^

The_Swayz on December 2, 2005, 11:46:45 AM

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The_SwayzHello ^-^ I just thought I'd stop by and say hi.

KenshinJennings on December 2, 2005, 5:09:26 AM

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KenshinJenningsHave YOU seen and/or commented on my art?And true,the anmals do get killed.You make a good point.

soniks_girl on November 30, 2005, 10:17:42 PM

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soniks_girllol, thanks for commenting my pics, and....actually im only 15, lol ^-^ anyway, thanks again! ......im gonna go read your stories soon! buh bye! ^v^

LinkinPark_ChazzyChaz on November 26, 2005, 3:36:48 AM

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LinkinPark_ChazzyChazLoL. Thanks. ;)
I think it is the pants. o__O;
Anywho, thanks. That chick has no right to fight over my opinion and everyone elses...she should go suck a nut...>>
**ahem** Its not that I dont like Kikyo and all, its just that she should die....ok maybe I dotn like her... SHE SHOULD JUST STAY DEAD...**grabs knife**....ok...well thanks anyway!!! **hug** X3
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PoisonousDahlia on November 17, 2005, 2:52:30 AM

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PoisonousDahliaYeah, I'm suprised that I remember all that information about that rhyme/song thing...good luck with your writing! Oh, that above comment is supposed to be taken in a informatative tone, not a mean one ^_^'

PoisonousDahlia on November 17, 2005, 2:49:53 AM

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PoisonousDahliaWell, the whole "Ashes ashes we all fall down" thing is based around the plague and it's a death song. For example: "ring around the rosie" means the marks that one would get when one had the plague. "pockets full of pose," People in the old days thought that poses (a type of flower) was a way to prevent getting the plauge "ashes ashes we all fall down" represents how the plague killed so many people and the pile of bodies got so bad they had to start burning them and as a result-ashes.

Sakunia on November 8, 2005, 7:08:13 AM

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Sakuniahi!!again =D ...awww no MSN
that sucks >.< i wanted to chat with ya..i dont have AOL ..i used too but not anymore..anywayz im starting to like u(not in a lesbian way) in a good way ^-^ ...so....do u wanna be friends with me..;) i take request too..=D

~talk to ya later~

Sakunia on November 6, 2005, 11:53:32 AM

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SakuniaHI! MICHELLE!!!XD i luv your username it made me laugh! LOL
~u like have the same dislikes as me! I LUV GREEN DAY TOO!!!!XD yay! and also anime and manga rock alot! ~well just dropz to say hi! ^-^

hope to hear something from u soon~ =D

Nemya on November 4, 2005, 11:59:22 PM

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NemyaAw, I love your name.

I reckon nursery rhymes were intended to tell children to "Be good, OR ELSE." They're evil.

BALLISTIC_BLUE_BLUR13 on November 4, 2005, 6:04:00 AM

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BALLISTIC_BLUE_BLUR13Good, I'm glad u agree wit me!

AddictedFreak on November 2, 2005, 7:59:14 AM

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AddictedFreakI loved your poem. ^^

You know, the funny thing is that you're user name caught my eye. I'm glad I clicked on it. :D

Also, you seem to have a point with the nursery rhymes. They really DO sound suicidal! O_o (Oh, I also find you creative when you said that their 'ei ie ei ie oh' part was the animals screaming in pain.) ^^ I NEVER thought of that!

Oh, and I'm weird, just to let you know. I'm in a 'tad' bit of a serious mood, so I'm not making much of funny comments. Other times I can be funny/crazy.

Jeez! What's wrong with me!? I'm just ranting on and on! Sorry! Uh, I'll shut up now...

The_Swayz on November 2, 2005, 4:43:40 AM

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The_SwayzI can't wait to see your pictures when you put some up! I bet they'll be great! I just got my scanner recently..Oh and yeah my favorite character from FMA is ed too ^-^

The_Swayz on November 1, 2005, 10:17:09 AM

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The_SwayzYour names awesome I like it. And I hope you become a writer, Good luck! ^-^ I hate pop bands/singers too and green day rocks! And your right about those damn nursery ryhmes..Oh yeah, I'm a stranger i know but i saw your name and thought I'd check out your profile to see if you had any art and well here i am...

DynaChrissy on October 27, 2005, 7:36:24 AM

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DynaChrissyThanks for the comment! :)

Andy_and_Nicky on October 19, 2005, 6:02:24 AM

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Andy_and_Nickyyou know the christmas song "u better watch out, u better not cry, u better not poubt im telling you why, santa clause is coming to town" imagine a little gurl sining that slowly almost eerily with an even eerier rythem, a lot o' old things r creepy, wat was the original intent for that song...?

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