Taylor2896

I am giving acknowledgments to my editor/idea person Erin Olson, none of my stories would exists without her.

I'm so amazing, I taught my goldfish and hamster to attack on command, be very afraid.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your a** off.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Post this on you're profile if you hate racism

R = Retards
A = Attempting
P = Poetry
92% of teens have moved onto Rap,if you're part of that 8% that still listens to real music,then copy and paste this into your profile

Don't let your mind wander . . . it's much too small to be out on it's own.

If you spend 13% of your life eating, 27% sleeping, 40% working, 23% enjoying recreational activities or otherwise, and 16% reading stuff like this, then you suck at math

little acts of kindness make the world turn... That explains why it's come to a stop. :(