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Chapter 5 - He Who Must Not Be Named

Yes, well...I was laying in bed one night and I couldn't get to sleep. So I was thinking...what if HP and LotR had computers? Or the internet? Or even...dare I say it...screen names? Well..here's your answer...

Chapter 5 - He Who Must Not Be Named

Chapter 5 - He Who Must Not Be Named


Weasley6 - Ron

Potter001 - Harry

Granger666 - Hermione

BleachBlondeDM - Draco

You_Know_Who - Tom aka Voldemort



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Weasley6 has joined chat room Gryffindor Forever



Potter001: I know how to create a chat! :-)



Weasley6: I would have thought out of all ppl lol



Granger666 has joined the chat.



Granger666: hey, harry! :-)



Potter001: Hello, Hermione.



Weasley6: hey hermione



Granger666: hi, ron sorry i have to go



Potter001: Why?



Granger666: homework



Granger666 has left the chat.



Weasley6: shes been like that alot lately...



Potter001: Ha.



BleachBlondeDM has joined the chat.



Weasley6: WAT THE F*CK!!??



(sorry, I didn't want to put the actual word XD)



Potter001: ??



BleachBlondeDM: dont sound so happy weasley T_T



BleachBlondeDM: u could hurt urself



Weasley6: shut up u looney



Potter001: How does he do that?



Weasley6: its called hacking



BleachBlondeDM: i could teach u the tricks of the trade potter



Potter001: No thanks. :-)



Potter001: I don't feel like becoming a scumwad today, Malfoy.



Weasley6: LOL!



BleachBlondeDM: >_>;;



BleachBlondeDM: so where's granger?



Weasley6: i think shes hiding from me...



Potter001: Haha!



BleachBlondeDM: typical mudblood...



Weasley6: stop calling her that!!!!



Potter001: Yeah, really.



BleachBlondeDM: wat r u going to do about it?



Weasley6: ill



Weasley6: um



BleachBlondeDM: exactly



Potter001: ...



Potter001: Voldemort.



BleachBlondeDM: o_o



Potter001: Voldemort.



Potter001: Voldemort.



BleachBlondeDM: stop



Potter001: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort,

Voldemort.



Weasley6: not looking...(LMAO!!!)



BleachBlondeDM: stop it potter!!!!!



Potter001: Voldemort.



Potter001: Voldemort.



BleachBlondeDM: im telling my daddy on u!!



BleachBlondeDM has left the chat.



Potter001: I'm so happy I'm not afraid of that name...



Weasley6: LOL!! that was so funny



You_Know_Who: You called?



Weasley6: o_o



Potter001: Who are you?



You_Know_Who: Hello, look at the freaking screen name



Potter001: Oh, hey, Tom...



Potter001: WAIT!



Potter001: TOM?????!!!!!



You_Know_Who: aka Voldemort...?



Weasley6: holy shizzazzi!!!



Potter001: ?



Weasley6: sorry...its fred and george...bad influences...



You_Know_Who: I am coming to destroy Hogwarts



You_Know_Who: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Weasley6: just like u did the past 4 years T_T



You_Know_Who: Shut up, you maggot!



Weasley6: dude no one uses that word nemore



Potter001: Psst, Ron...



Weasley6: Huh?



Potter001: Hate to break it up, but you're talking to Lord Voldemort.



Weasley6: oh, right



You_Know_Who: ha



You_Know_Who: hahahahahaha



You_Know_Who: HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!



Weasley6: "Lord Voldemort" just went insane...T_T



Potter001: Okay, Tom, that's enough, thanks.



You_Know_Who has left the chat.



Weasley6: ...



Weasley6: ur freaking me out man...



Potter001: Harry Potter, remember?



To Be Continued



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Yes, well...there you have it. I had to put some random-ness in this one. It called to me, precious...

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BloodRoses1619 on August 23, 2004, 2:12:09 AM

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BloodRoses1619:D IT WAS BRILLIANT SHE SAYS!!!!! yay! lol

ObsessiveBookworm on August 23, 2004, 1:57:49 AM

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ObsessiveBookwormomg y only 1 comment! that was sooooo funny! best chat yet! *chants* voldemortvoldemortvoldemortvoldemortvoldemotvoldemort MWAHAHAHAHHAHA! yeah, that was brilliant. *apparates to next chapter*

BloodRoses1619 on August 17, 2004, 7:05:15 AM

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BloodRoses1619hey glad u like it ^^

coca-cola on August 17, 2004, 5:20:51 AM

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coca-cola*dies laughing*