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Chapter 5 - He Who Must Not Be Named

Yes, well...I was laying in bed one night and I couldn't get to sleep. So I was thinking...what if HP and LotR had computers? Or the internet? Or even...dare I say it...screen names?'s your answer...

Chapter 5 - He Who Must Not Be Named

Chapter 5 - He Who Must Not Be Named

Weasley6 - Ron

Potter001 - Harry

Granger666 - Hermione

BleachBlondeDM - Draco

You_Know_Who - Tom aka Voldemort


Weasley6 has joined chat room Gryffindor Forever

Potter001: I know how to create a chat! :-)

Weasley6: I would have thought out of all ppl lol

Granger666 has joined the chat.

Granger666: hey, harry! :-)

Potter001: Hello, Hermione.

Weasley6: hey hermione

Granger666: hi, ron sorry i have to go

Potter001: Why?

Granger666: homework

Granger666 has left the chat.

Weasley6: shes been like that alot lately...

Potter001: Ha.

BleachBlondeDM has joined the chat.

Weasley6: WAT THE F*CK!!??

(sorry, I didn't want to put the actual word XD)

Potter001: ??

BleachBlondeDM: dont sound so happy weasley T_T

BleachBlondeDM: u could hurt urself

Weasley6: shut up u looney

Potter001: How does he do that?

Weasley6: its called hacking

BleachBlondeDM: i could teach u the tricks of the trade potter

Potter001: No thanks. :-)

Potter001: I don't feel like becoming a scumwad today, Malfoy.

Weasley6: LOL!

BleachBlondeDM: >_>;;

BleachBlondeDM: so where's granger?

Weasley6: i think shes hiding from me...

Potter001: Haha!

BleachBlondeDM: typical mudblood...

Weasley6: stop calling her that!!!!

Potter001: Yeah, really.

BleachBlondeDM: wat r u going to do about it?

Weasley6: ill

Weasley6: um

BleachBlondeDM: exactly

Potter001: ...

Potter001: Voldemort.

BleachBlondeDM: o_o

Potter001: Voldemort.

Potter001: Voldemort.

BleachBlondeDM: stop

Potter001: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort,


Weasley6: not looking...(LMAO!!!)

BleachBlondeDM: stop it potter!!!!!

Potter001: Voldemort.

Potter001: Voldemort.

BleachBlondeDM: im telling my daddy on u!!

BleachBlondeDM has left the chat.

Potter001: I'm so happy I'm not afraid of that name...

Weasley6: LOL!! that was so funny

You_Know_Who: You called?

Weasley6: o_o

Potter001: Who are you?

You_Know_Who: Hello, look at the freaking screen name

Potter001: Oh, hey, Tom...

Potter001: WAIT!

Potter001: TOM?????!!!!!

You_Know_Who: aka Voldemort...?

Weasley6: holy shizzazzi!!!

Potter001: ?

Weasley6: sorry...its fred and george...bad influences...

You_Know_Who: I am coming to destroy Hogwarts


Weasley6: just like u did the past 4 years T_T

You_Know_Who: Shut up, you maggot!

Weasley6: dude no one uses that word nemore

Potter001: Psst, Ron...

Weasley6: Huh?

Potter001: Hate to break it up, but you're talking to Lord Voldemort.

Weasley6: oh, right

You_Know_Who: ha

You_Know_Who: hahahahahaha


Weasley6: "Lord Voldemort" just went insane...T_T

Potter001: Okay, Tom, that's enough, thanks.

You_Know_Who has left the chat.

Weasley6: ...

Weasley6: ur freaking me out man...

Potter001: Harry Potter, remember?

To Be Continued


Yes, well...there you have it. I had to put some random-ness in this one. It called to me, precious...


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Dark_Alchemist on January 4, 2007, 8:35:31 AM

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Dark_AlchemistHaha, that's the best one yet! Though I like the randomness of the LotR ones ...

WindowShooter on July 18, 2006, 1:58:01 PM

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WindowShooterOmg, that was friggin' funny!! I LOve the part were Voldemort came on! xD

mangacheese1818 on May 26, 2006, 7:20:00 AM

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o_o Randomly funny.

SerraRaven on November 6, 2005, 1:40:20 AM

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SerraRavenHa ha ha... Voldemort on IM, that's really funny. I liked the way Harry got Draco off the chat. V.good.

BloodRoses1619 on January 18, 2005, 8:38:20 PM

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BloodRoses1619=DDD!! YAY

Midnight_Fox_55 on October 26, 2004, 8:03:46 PM

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Midnight_Fox_55Fox:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough cough* *hacks* *passes out*
Kira: O.O scary..................
Nari: ya think?!?!?!?!?! wonder what she was laughing about...... *looks at compu screen* ...................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cough cough* *hacks* *passes out*
Kira: O_o *looks at computer* i'm not even gonna try it............*FAVES*

Talim22 on September 12, 2004, 9:04:37 AM

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Talim22Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort Voldermort!
ha! i am SOOO not afraid of him! ha! he can just go hang out with Saron and go to a Brittney Spears concert! *no offence purposly made to Brittney Speres fans*

BloodRoses1619 on September 6, 2004, 2:06:37 AM

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BloodRoses1619YAY! thankies!! ^^

Otaku-Kitsune on August 28, 2004, 8:32:19 PM

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Otaku-Kitsuneo_o *stares at the screen for a moment then falls of the chair, laughing* OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! *cluthes side from laughter cramp* I LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVV THIS ONE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! *favs again, even tho it's already in favs* THIS ONE WAS SOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Voldemort.... VoldemortVoldemortVoldemort! LoL *hugz Angela-chan* THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT!!!!