Chapter 15 - FEAR THE LOG!
Submitted February 2, 2007 Updated August 22, 2007 Status Incomplete | Just something to do with the emails I send... and recieve. Embrace the randomness, nyeh.
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Chapter 15 - FEAR THE LOG!
Chapter 15 - FEAR THE LOG!
If any of you have seen MasakoX's Abridged Naruto (www.dailymotion.com/rated/masakox/1), This will be even funnier! And if you haven't seen it, I DEMAND YOU WATCH IT NOW!!!!! (warning; DOES contain mild language and sex references, but hey, if it didn't, it wouldn't be fun!)
This was a gifty for Kat, since she's been away in la belle France for the weekend.
Sasuke: So you're back, then.
Kat: ...*stares*
Sasuke: Where did you go?
Kat: ...*stares*
Sasuke: Kat!
Kat: ...*stares*
Sasuke: You make me so FRUSTRATED!!!!! *attacks Kat with kuni*
Kuni: Ow!
Sasuke: Shaddup! *stab stab stab*
Kat: ...*changes into log*
Sasuke: What the-- THE LOG??? >_<'
Kat: *comes through door* Ha HA!!! You should have seen the look on your face! Bwa ha ha!!!
Emma: *At reporters' desk* So you've seen Sasuke's point of view, now let's hear from THE LOG!
Log: .....................*silence*..................
Emma: Wow! I think the log actually beat you in lack of personality, Sasuke!
Sasuke: ...Dammit... Yet another thing the log beat me at!
Kat: Sasuke-kuuun! Sawayaka non fry!!!!! This makes NO sense!
Sasuke: Don't blame me, blame the script writer person thingy!
Emma: Yeah, the script writer person thingy! Blame THEM!
Kat: ER... Aren't YOU the script writer person thingy?
Emma: Hey, it ain't my fault! Blame destiny!
Destiny: *comes over and slaps Emma*
Emma: Oww... my beautiful face...
Sasuke: Still, at least this script is more popular than the log.
Fangirls: Ooh, the log! Look, there's the log! Log! The log! My idol! Kyaaaa! Log! We love you, log!
Sasuke: DAMMIT! Damn that log! I live only to destroy that thing! That is my only purpose of existance!!!!!!
Emma: What about you brother?
Sasuke: ...who?
Emma: Your-- ...never mind. *turns into log*
Sasuke: Dammit... why do I keep falling for that?
LATER
Sasuke: *creeps into room avoiding logs* Yaaaaaaaah! Where did you materialise from?
Emma: Erm... school... It's 3 o'clock... duh...
Kat: *whisper* And that's a lie...
Sasuke: Oh yeah, I knew that...
Emma & Kat: *turn into logs*
Sasuke: DAMN! How that hell do I fall for this all the time???
Kat: Hi!!!
Sasuke: Where's Emma?
Kat: *evil laugh*
Sasuke: Oh my god... YOU KILLED EMMA!!!!
Kat: No! I... *evil laugh* ...AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Sasuke: YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ... waitta minute? *stabs Kat*
Kat: *turns into log*
Sasuke: I KNEW it!
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