Chapter 5 - interveiws-Clay

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Me: Welcome back to Xiaolin Comedy! Last time we started interviews with the stars of the show, beginning with Omi-Bocchan.

Omi: What does Bocchan mean?!

Me: But now we interview the cowboy from Texas who knows his meat, Clay!

Clay: *Walks in with a pig following him. Clay fangirls go crazy*

Fangirl 1: WE LOVE YOU CLAY BAILEY!

Fangirl 2: *Scream* *Faint*

Fangirl 3: OMG CLAY! YAY! *Tries to lasso Clay’s hat off his head. Fails. *

Voltra: What’s with the pig?

Clay: This is Piggy. He’s my Yes-man.

Piggy: Oink! (Yes!)

Yuki: A pig…as a Yes-man?

Piggy: Oink! (Yes!)

Yuki: *looks at me* Looks like SOMEONE has watched Kappa Mikey one to many times…

Me: *turns around and crosses arms* Don’t judge me…

Voltra: Okay… on with the questions. These questions are from Skygirl.

Skygirl: (Happens to be in audience) Hi!

Voltra: Question 1. How many girlfriends have you had?

Clay: Well, there was Jessica D, before she moved to Montana…

000Three hours later…000

Clay: … Jessica R, Jessica P, and Jessica C were the ones I dated before I went to the Temple.

Piggy: Oink! (Yes!)

Me: @_@ All those Jessicas…

Voltra: -_- …zzz... 0_o MONKEY FEET!

Yuki: DX HEADACHE! MEDIC!

Wuya: One question. When’s my chapter?

Me: Can it, hag.

Le Mime: *Snicker*

Voltra: Okay next question. Clay, why won’t you go on a diet?

Me: My advice, STAY AWAY FROM THE ATKINS DIET! (Does anyone use that anymore?)

Clay: I am on one.

All: *Awkward silence*

Clay: … The Texas Diet…

Piggy: Oink! (Yes!)

Yuki: Okay…Skygirls’ final question. Is your accent fake?

Clay: Nope. I’m a 100% Texas boy.

Piggy: Oink! (Yes!)

Me: Our final question is from zukosavatarofthesunandmoon. *Sharp intake of breath* Ummm… Let’s let her ask it…

z.a.o.t.s.a.m. (Had to shorten it): (Suddenly poofs on stage) HI CLAY WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME CLAY WE COULD GET STEAK AND RIBS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MEAT!

All: …

z.a.o.t.s.a.m.: … AND PORK!

Clay: …Sure?

Piggy: Oink? (Yes?)

z.a.o.t.s.a.m.: YAY! I’LL CALL YOU! (Poofs off stage)

Me: Okay… This chapter’s kinda short… SO GIVE IT UP FOR CLAY AND HIS SINGING! (I heard this song on the Ultimate Naruto Fanflashes…Watch them they’re awesome)

Clay: What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love

Oh I don't know
Why you're not fair
I give you my love
But you don't care
So what is right
And what is wrong
Give me a sign

[CHORUS:]
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

Oh I don't know
What can I do
What else can I say
It's up to you
I know we're one
Just me and you
I can't go on

[CHORUS]

I want no other
No other love
This is your life
our time
When we are together
I need you forever
Is it love

[CHORUS, REPEAT]

Me: That would be it for this chapter! Tune in next time when we interview the brazillian boy, Raimundo!

X3 *Hyperly dancing*

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