Chapter 7 - interveiws-Raimundo
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Chapter 7 - interveiws-Raimundo
Chapter 7 - interveiws-Raimundo
Asking for questions is like asking for blood...
Me: NOOOOO! THE NEXT EPISODE OF NARUTO CANNOT WAIT ‘TILL SATURDAY! I NEED TO SEE TSUNADE SMACK THE CRAP OUT OF OROCHIMARU! *Notices red light* Wha? WHAT?! We’re back?! Already?! *Throws paint can at camera guy* YOU KNOW THIS IS ANOTHER $500 COMING OUTTA YOUR PAYCHECK!
Yuki: *Sigh* That’s $125,000 he owes her.
Voltra: Anyway, we’re back with Xiaolin Comedy! Last time-
Naruto: BEHOLD THE POWER OF RAMEN! *Throws bags of Ramen everywhere*
Me: NARUTO! You’re supposed to be writing answers to you questions! (My newest story, “Ask Naruto!”)
Naruto: But... Sasuke’s in there too! You know I don’t-
Me: ANSWERS. NOW.
Naruto: *Walks off stage*
Voltra: *ehem* ... Last time we interviewed Clay and his... Yes-Pig.
Yuki: *Looks up* Who, to you other Naruto fans, is in no way related to Ton-Ton (Tsunade’s pig).
Voltra: But now we interview the Brazillian boy, Raimundo Pedrosa!
Rai: *Walks in with sunglasses on blowing kisses to his Fan-girls. He winks at a group of them, causing the one in front to faint*
Me: Hello there, Rai-San.
Rai: Hey, I thought you were one of my fangirls.
Me: I’ve moved on. *Closes sketchbook*
Rai: *Disappointed look on face*
Yuki: Anyway, we have questions for you. These are from AleeVonSpookee.
AleeVonSpookee: *Poofs into seat in front row with Gaara*
Me: Gaara aren’t you supposed to be ... nevermind.
Yuki: Question one. What's up with you and Kimiko, is RaiKim true?
Rai: No, RaiKim is all part of the act. *Whispers* I heard she’s dating some guy from Final Fantasy.
Kimiko: *Throws coconut at Rai’s head*
Me: Next question. You're the one who ALWAYS goes evil, yet you're the leader...how did that work out?
Rai: *Thinks* Honestly, I have no idea. No wait, wait... It probably had something to do with almost turning into ribbon for my teammates.
Dojo: Yeah it was something like that.
Voltra: Thirdly, if RaiKim's a no-go, what about RaiJack???
Jack/Rai/Me: EEHH?!?!?! O_O HECK NO!!!!
Voltra/other Yaoi fangirls: *Wave arms franticly* We like it! We like it!
Hannibal: I like it too!
Me: O.O … *Pulls out scythe and slices Hannibal* Here Beast Boy, dinner.
B.B.: *Jumps out of nowhere as a dog and eats Hannibal*
Voltra: You don’t have to do that every time...
Me: He was supposed to be eaten by BB this morning, how’d he get away?
Voltra: Uh….
Yuki: Can we PLEASE move along?
Me: Ohh! I love that song! *Gets glared at* Okay, okay…
A.V.S: *Jumps onstage* Lastly, Raimundo, I give you a Swift kick in the buttocks.
Rai: Eh?! But why?!
A.V.S: Because, you're mean to Jack. And I hate you. Heh heh. Wait... no... no kick...GO GAARA! GET HIM!!!!
Gaara: But I hate Jack Spicer, too.
A.V.S: I don't care just... KICK HIM FOR ME!!
Gaara/Rai: ...
Me: Okay... That’s all for now! Woah, short chapter. So give it up for, me and my band! (No I'm not in a band, but i did write this song ^_^ it's called Average)
Starts on a Monday
Just your normal, average Monday
Wake up too early
Oh how I wish it still was Sunday
Get ready for school
The bus is late
You look at me
"Now isn't this great?
Doesn't it feel wonderful today?"
And I say...
Obviously
You don't know me
Because I'm that girl
Who's in-between
One side-I'm fun
One side-No one
Wants to be with me
Yeah yeah yeah
You can say
I'm just about average
School bells are ringin'
Everyone can hear them ringin'
Stand up on top
Everyone can hear me singin'
Someone stands up
And says to me
"It seems that you
Don't want us free."
Everyone turns my way
And I say...
Obviously
You don't know me
Because I'm that girl
Who's in-between
One side-I'm fun
One side-No one
Wants to be with me
Yeah yeah yeah
You can say
I'm just about average
You want to find
The one that can set you free
Look around, can't you see,
That it's me?
[Guitar/Drum solo]
Oh yeah!
Play that guitar, girl!
Whoo!
Let's do it!
But when you realize
It will be too late
And you will think
It would have been great
Us together, walkin' away...
But I'll say...
Obviously
You didn't know me
Because I was that girl
Who was in-between
One side-I'm fun
One side-No one
Would be with me
Yeah yeah yeah
You can say, oh oh
You can say,
I was just about average
Yeah... know the lyrics suck but i just wanted them up on here >.< Next up is Kimiko.
Oh and Average lyrics are (c) Me
~Drake~
Me: NOOOOO! THE NEXT EPISODE OF NARUTO CANNOT WAIT ‘TILL SATURDAY! I NEED TO SEE TSUNADE SMACK THE CRAP OUT OF OROCHIMARU! *Notices red light* Wha? WHAT?! We’re back?! Already?! *Throws paint can at camera guy* YOU KNOW THIS IS ANOTHER $500 COMING OUTTA YOUR PAYCHECK!
Yuki: *Sigh* That’s $125,000 he owes her.
Voltra: Anyway, we’re back with Xiaolin Comedy! Last time-
Naruto: BEHOLD THE POWER OF RAMEN! *Throws bags of Ramen everywhere*
Me: NARUTO! You’re supposed to be writing answers to you questions! (My newest story, “Ask Naruto!”)
Naruto: But... Sasuke’s in there too! You know I don’t-
Me: ANSWERS. NOW.
Naruto: *Walks off stage*
Voltra: *ehem* ... Last time we interviewed Clay and his... Yes-Pig.
Yuki: *Looks up* Who, to you other Naruto fans, is in no way related to Ton-Ton (Tsunade’s pig).
Voltra: But now we interview the Brazillian boy, Raimundo Pedrosa!
Rai: *Walks in with sunglasses on blowing kisses to his Fan-girls. He winks at a group of them, causing the one in front to faint*
Me: Hello there, Rai-San.
Rai: Hey, I thought you were one of my fangirls.
Me: I’ve moved on. *Closes sketchbook*
Rai: *Disappointed look on face*
Yuki: Anyway, we have questions for you. These are from AleeVonSpookee.
AleeVonSpookee: *Poofs into seat in front row with Gaara*
Me: Gaara aren’t you supposed to be ... nevermind.
Yuki: Question one. What's up with you and Kimiko, is RaiKim true?
Rai: No, RaiKim is all part of the act. *Whispers* I heard she’s dating some guy from Final Fantasy.
Kimiko: *Throws coconut at Rai’s head*
Me: Next question. You're the one who ALWAYS goes evil, yet you're the leader...how did that work out?
Rai: *Thinks* Honestly, I have no idea. No wait, wait... It probably had something to do with almost turning into ribbon for my teammates.
Dojo: Yeah it was something like that.
Voltra: Thirdly, if RaiKim's a no-go, what about RaiJack???
Jack/Rai/Me: EEHH?!?!?! O_O HECK NO!!!!
Voltra/other Yaoi fangirls: *Wave arms franticly* We like it! We like it!
Hannibal: I like it too!
Me: O.O … *Pulls out scythe and slices Hannibal* Here Beast Boy, dinner.
B.B.: *Jumps out of nowhere as a dog and eats Hannibal*
Voltra: You don’t have to do that every time...
Me: He was supposed to be eaten by BB this morning, how’d he get away?
Voltra: Uh….
Yuki: Can we PLEASE move along?
Me: Ohh! I love that song! *Gets glared at* Okay, okay…
A.V.S: *Jumps onstage* Lastly, Raimundo, I give you a Swift kick in the buttocks.
Rai: Eh?! But why?!
A.V.S: Because, you're mean to Jack. And I hate you. Heh heh. Wait... no... no kick...GO GAARA! GET HIM!!!!
Gaara: But I hate Jack Spicer, too.
A.V.S: I don't care just... KICK HIM FOR ME!!
Gaara/Rai: ...
Me: Okay... That’s all for now! Woah, short chapter. So give it up for, me and my band! (No I'm not in a band, but i did write this song ^_^ it's called Average)
Starts on a Monday
Just your normal, average Monday
Wake up too early
Oh how I wish it still was Sunday
Get ready for school
The bus is late
You look at me
"Now isn't this great?
Doesn't it feel wonderful today?"
And I say...
Obviously
You don't know me
Because I'm that girl
Who's in-between
One side-I'm fun
One side-No one
Wants to be with me
Yeah yeah yeah
You can say
I'm just about average
School bells are ringin'
Everyone can hear them ringin'
Stand up on top
Everyone can hear me singin'
Someone stands up
And says to me
"It seems that you
Don't want us free."
Everyone turns my way
And I say...
Obviously
You don't know me
Because I'm that girl
Who's in-between
One side-I'm fun
One side-No one
Wants to be with me
Yeah yeah yeah
You can say
I'm just about average
You want to find
The one that can set you free
Look around, can't you see,
That it's me?
[Guitar/Drum solo]
Oh yeah!
Play that guitar, girl!
Whoo!
Let's do it!
But when you realize
It will be too late
And you will think
It would have been great
Us together, walkin' away...
But I'll say...
Obviously
You didn't know me
Because I was that girl
Who was in-between
One side-I'm fun
One side-No one
Would be with me
Yeah yeah yeah
You can say, oh oh
You can say,
I was just about average
Yeah... know the lyrics suck but i just wanted them up on here >.< Next up is Kimiko.
Oh and Average lyrics are (c) Me
~Drake~
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aeris7dragon on July 27, 2007, 10:32:36 AM
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FINAL FANTASY!!!!!! ...is an RPG (if you've never heard Chocobo Robo Voice its a movie on legendaryfrog.com)aeris7dragon on July 27, 2007, 10:57:59 AM
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Final Fantasy is an RPG,The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame,
It puts them all to shame...
(hey DrakeGirlandLuna if you want them to sing this I'll give you the rest of the lyrics! :3)
DrakeGirlandLuna on July 27, 2007, 11:05:56 AM
That'll be funny! :Daeris7dragon on July 27, 2007, 11:20:26 AM
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Okay, here're the lyrics:Final Fantasy is an RPG,
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me,
Final Fantasy is all that I play,
All other games are lame,
It puts them all to shame,
I only play games that are popular,
I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy,
That way I know I get good games for sure,
I may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my behind
Final Fantasy, it consumes my life,
And that is prob'ly why
I'll never have a wife,
Final Fantasy has awesome music,
And that's prob'ly why it
Always gets remixed,
I always buy the soundtrack to each game,
Oh, it is the only thing that I will listen too,
Oh, sure one day it may drive me insane,
You may think that I'm a fool, well I'm here to say "Screw you!!"
Final Fantasy on Playstation 2,
With music by Nobou
And graphics by Won Chu,
It is Final Fantasy number 10,
Must save the world again,
Right here from my own den,
Hopefully I'll get through the game just fine,
I don't know why I continue to play each game,
They'll be making these till the end of time,
I guess that I will pay for these new games till Doomsday...
~end of crazy song~
DrakeGirlandLuna on July 27, 2007, 11:24:39 AM
Okay thanks! They'll break into song on Dojo's chapter!aeris7dragon on July 31, 2007, 9:51:14 AM
aeris7dragon on
fave song-well, almost. i really like trapped at the drive thru by wierd al yankovic!aeris7dragon on July 27, 2007, 11:26:02 AM
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YAYAYAYAYAY!! happy!HeiesgirlSable on July 15, 2007, 9:35:48 AM
Kimiko! YOU ROCK!! Talk about girl power!Â
1) Do you like the song Bad Boy by Cascada?
2) Can I have your autograph?
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Sable: Fangirl.
Lexi: SCREW YOU!
Sable: Can Chase go next? I have questions for him *smirks*
DrakeGirlandLuna on July 16, 2007, 1:37:24 PM
Actually Jack is next... But then it's Chase! (Wuya goes last Bwahaha XD)aeris7dragon on July 27, 2007, 10:41:36 AM
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Who goes after Chase? Make a guest appearance from The Simpsons or something!! mee hee heeHeiesgirlSable on July 16, 2007, 1:38:07 PM
Ok by Me ^-^AleeVonSpookee on July 11, 2007, 1:07:40 PM
YAY! I was in it!!! Weeeeeee!!! And Gaara! short but awesome chappie yays! heh heh, I like Poof.DrakeGirlandLuna on July 12, 2007, 1:56:31 AM
*Poof*aeris7dragon on July 27, 2007, 10:43:06 AM
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Can I be in it too? *puppy dog face* And can I bring my Yes-Chocobo? (It'll say "Wark! [Yes!]" mee hee hee)WillyWonka06 on June 27, 2007, 4:40:06 AM
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oooooooh that's fooneh *giggle fit*Â
That song's amazing, did you really write it yourself? Wow...
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*pets writer and gives cookies* You're so COOL!
DrakeGirlandLuna on June 27, 2007, 8:21:27 AM
Thanks! O.O COOKIE! *Attacks cookie box*