Chapter 1 - !!How to Annoy your teachers!!
Submitted February 2, 2006 Updated February 2, 2006 Status Incomplete | YAY ANNOYANCE!
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Chapter 1 - !!How to Annoy your teachers!!
Chapter 1 - !!How to Annoy your teachers!!
Climb out the window in the middle of class.
When he/she yells at you to get back in say “Not until the Beatles get back together!!!!”
Jump on you desk and sing `Hit me baby one more time!' at random
Throw pencils (point up) at the ceiling to see if they stay up there
Answer yes-or-no questions with words such as: `Skittles' `Oreos' `Pudding' `Monkey butt' or `Your mom'
Answer any OTHER questions with yes or no
In the middle of a test yell “FREEEEEEDOM!!” when your teacher yells at you say “I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!”
Whenever the room gets silent yell “TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!!!” (Don't ask…my cousin does that ALL the time…)
Pop your gum REALLY loud
Every time your teacher turns around make a farting noise
Bring your pet turtle to school and make him do his `Turtle dance' whenever you feel like it
Write your teacher love notes and sign them “Your secret admirer”
Ask to go to the bathroom whenever your teacher is about to talk-thanks to Froze8
Time how long it takes for him/her to grade your papers and give him/her there time
Bring a flashlight and shine it in there face
Crawl in the classroom like your dying
Walk down the hall like you're a model singing “I'm to sexy”
Ask the same question over, an over-thanks again to Froze8
Raise your hand to ask a question and say you've forgotten- thanks (yet again) to Froze8
Finish there sentence with some stupid saying- must I say it? Oh well thanks a lot Froze8!!!!!
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disenergratedlove on February 13, 2007, 5:16:19 AM
tis is funny *favs already* im doing the crawl like ur dying thing!
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