Chapter 1 - The end of the world has finally co-OOH PIE!!!

"At last!" Yami Bakura said, laughing maniacally. Black storm clouds covered the sky like a quilt. Purple lightening illuminated the otherwise black sky. "I CALL ON THE POWER OF ZORC!"

A large gust of wind blew that felt like the breath of a hurricane.

"WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!" Danielle yelled.

"HOW?" Anzu cried. "YUGI, HONDA, JOUNOUCHI, RYOU, AND KAIBA ARE ALL OUT COLD!"

"I KNOW!" Kay shouted. "DISTRACT HIM!" She ran away.

"WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" Serenity cried.

"Um...FOLLOW MY LEAD!" Danielle cried.

"And now, the time is finall here. COME FOR-"

"Um, HOLD ON!" Bakura stopped and looked to see Danielle standing there wearing a fake mustache and a suit.

"Who the hell are you?" he asked.

"Who am I? I am your worst nightmare?"

"YOU'RE BLICKY THE RABID SQURREL?!" Bakura yelled. Danielle got a large anime sweatdrop.

"...no...I am the evil lawyer."

"...what makes you different from any other lawyer?"

"I only classify cases involving pure evil. And you do not have a permit to call on the powers of extreme darkness, sir."

"What the f-" Thunder crashes. "-k?! I am not getting a damn permit."

"I'm afraid you have to."

"I'LL SHOW YOU!" A bolt of purple lightening shot down and missed Danielle by the width of a hair. She fell over. "I AM A GOD! NONE SHALL EVER DEFEAT ME! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Deni!" Serenity cried, running over. "Are you ok?"

"Yeah...but Kay had better hurry."

"HEY BAKURA!" He turned and saw Kay glaring up at him.

"What do YOU want?" he asked.

"I'm here to stop you from destroying the world."

"YOU? HAHAHAHAHA! Get real, Kay. Yugioh, being the sexist show it is, always has GUYS save the world and look, your only hopes are out cold. What can YOU possibly do."

"This." She held up a Chocolate silk pie. Bakura gasped. "Mm, what a pie, huh?" she said, tracing the crust with a finger. He was staring at it intently, sweating slightly.

"Yeah..." His voice wa scroaking.

"If Zorc takes over, all of the pic will die out along with the people."

"WHAT?!" Bakura said.

"Yes. So don't you want just one slice before you take over and lose the taste of pie forever?"

"M-maybe just one slice." Kay sliced the pie and handed him the piece. Bakura took a bite.

"Savor it. Once you rule, pie will be no more."

"Maybe just one more slice." Soon, the pic was totally gone.

"Well, go on Bakura."

"I...I CAN'T DO IT!!!" The sky cleared and sun shone.

"I knew it. Now go marry another pie."

"YES! MUWAHAHAHA!" Bakura ran off. Kay shook her head.

"Idiot."

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