Chapter 1 - Stupid Test

18 or lower means you're not stupid.


[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I feel retarted)

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice

[x] You just looked at it

[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[x] People have called you slow.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.(That was the monkey's fault!)

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.

[X] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[x] sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[x] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug. (I was only 2!)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Total: I think 35 (I guess I'm not as smart as I thought...)

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