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Chapter 2 - Actractivo...

Aaron tries to impress Liza by ordering a fancy drink at a restaraunt...that he's allergic to!

Chapter 2 - Actractivo...

Chapter 2 - Actractivo...

Aaron: Ug...same thing on every channel.

CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK

Aaron: Ooh! HERE'S something!


This program has been brought to you by the letter "L" and the number "11"!

Ace: (sigh) Sesame Lane. I HATE this show.

Aaron: Oh well. There's nothing else on.

Now...repeat after me. "Atractivo"...

Aaron: Aaaatraactiiiiivooooo.....

Nick: Sup Aaron! Sup Ace!....Whatcha watchin'?

Desee hasta la fecha...

Nick: Sesame Lane? That's a little kid's show. HA! Why are you watching this?

Aaron: Why? Would you rather watch a political discussion on tax increases in Dutch?

Nick: EEK! OK, Atractivo....


The next day...

Aaron: COOL! I learned Italian!

Ace: I thought that language was Spanish.

Aaron: What's the difference?

Ace: True...

Liza: Hi Aaron. What's up?

Aaron: !Hey materia caliente! ?Desee hasta la fecha?

Liza: (gasp) Well I NEVER! *frowns*

Aaron: Well how was I supposed to know you speak Italian????


Meanwhile...

Melanie: Oh! Hello Ace! Nice Day huh?

Ace: *points at Melanie* Actractivo...

Melanie: WHAT???? Get away from me!!!!

Ace: Whad I say?


Meanwhile...

Kelsea: Morning Nick! Anything new?

Nick: !Conjetura que! !I'm que fecha a su hermana!

Kelsea: AHHHH??? I'll see YOU tomorrow!!! *frowns*

Nick: WHAT????


Back at Aaron's house...

Aaron: Geesh! I hate that show!

Ace: Why did they have to spaz out so much just because we mumbled some gibberish in Spanish
that we learned on that show!

Nick: I don't even know what any of that stuff MEANS!


At Liza's house...

Liza: Aaron is rude ENOUGH to insult me in English, but SPANISH????

Melanie: I hear ya!

Kelsea: I hope Nick doesn't have any further plans with HER!!!!!

Liza: Let's just watch some TV!

Repeat after me: Actractiiiiiiiivvooooooo....

Liza, Melanie, and Kelsea: Actractiiiiiiiivooooooooo....




Note: If you speak Spanish, own a Spanish to English translation dictionary, or know how to
get to an online foreign language translator, THEN you'll find the humor in this.

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nextguardian on March 2, 2006, 9:15:51 AM

nextguardian on
nextguardianThis stuff is classic. Really well done.

orchid on December 31, 2004, 12:41:14 PM

orchid on
orchidhahahahahaha

this one was funny because i had no clue what they were saying!

check out my story, its funny in a stupid way!

Shadow_the_Hedgehog on November 11, 2004, 11:29:59 AM

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Shadow_the_HedgehogHeh heh heh heh..... Very amusing. Nice one MB7. ^_^

Mightyboy7 on October 7, 2004, 6:43:40 AM

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Mightyboy7Well take my advice, DO NOT ask her what this stuff means in English: ur probly better off finding it out urself, u'd see why if u can find out what this means

sunflower_hedgehog on October 6, 2004, 4:32:59 AM

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sunflower_hedgehoguhhh i hate spanish >X( i had a spanish lesson today uhh boy that teacher is fat ahhhhh the music teacher is even fatter almost like a sumo