Chapter 9 - Kisame
Submitted May 3, 2007 Updated September 21, 2008 Status Incomplete | Yosh!!! Naruto Know Your Stars! Disclaimer: I Do Not own Naruto But i DO Own This Story =)
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Chapter 9 - Kisame
Chapter 9 - Kisame
Kisame walks into the room.
Kisame: Itachi...? Dude. Where di you gooooo? -It echoes-
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.
Kisame: .....
Ahem.... I'm Waaaaaaaaaaaaaitin'!
Kisame: For What...?
Better days!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so funny I crack myself up HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! -Cough Hack Cough Choke Cough Die- Bleh.
Kisame: Okaaaaay... Who the hell are you?
I am..... THE ALL MIGHTY VOICE OF CHING CHANG!!! BWAHAHAHA! >D
Kisame: Riiiiight....
Now.... To begin.
Kisame: Begin with what exactly...? Tell me or I'll.... Shave you.
SHAVE?!?! WHAT?!?! I HAVEN'T SHAVED FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!NUUUU NOT THE SHAVER!!!
Kisame: ....
Okay! Okay! I'll tell you. COMPLETE UTTER WORLD EMBARRESSMENT!!! MWUHAHAHA!!!
Now... Where to begin, where to begin. Kisame....
Kisame: Um... Yeah?
Oooooooh, HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! KI-SA-MEEEEE HOW BLUE AND FISHY AND PORUS IS HE?!?! KI-SA-MEEEEE IF-
Kisame: Grr! -Jaws theme- -Attempts to bite voice's @$$-
-Is still singing- KI-SA-MEEEEE KI-SA-MEE KI-SA-MEE KI-SA MEEEEEEEEEE! -Plays Flute- Wait. What are you doing?
Kisame: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
-Shrugs- Ah Well.... Kisame wants to make love to Itachi so they can make lil sharky Uchiha's together! ^-^ How cute!
Kisame: WHAT?!!?!? -Attempts To use sword-
I AM INVISSSSIBLE AND INVINNNNNNSIBLE! BWAHA! >D Anyways.... Moving on. Kisame-
Kisame: Get to hell!
Nu. =D I laugh at your pitiful attempt to consult the sultana of the sultant!
Kisame: WTF...?
Kisame wants to eat Naruto. Coz he is stuff that floats around in ramen and kisame likes ramen!
Kisame: .... Okaaaaay -Eyebrow raises-
Kisame smells like fish. ;D
Kisame: Right. Your boring. I'm leaving. I needta go find Itachi...... -Randomly swims in midair through the door-
-Checks List- OMG!!!! YAY! SABOTAGING THEIR LIFE?!?! THAT'LL BE AWESSSSSSSSSSOME!!! >D
Kisame: Itachi...? Dude. Where di you gooooo? -It echoes-
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.
Kisame: .....
Ahem.... I'm Waaaaaaaaaaaaaitin'!
Kisame: For What...?
Better days!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so funny I crack myself up HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! -Cough Hack Cough Choke Cough Die- Bleh.
Kisame: Okaaaaay... Who the hell are you?
I am..... THE ALL MIGHTY VOICE OF CHING CHANG!!! BWAHAHAHA! >D
Kisame: Riiiiight....
Now.... To begin.
Kisame: Begin with what exactly...? Tell me or I'll.... Shave you.
SHAVE?!?! WHAT?!?! I HAVEN'T SHAVED FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!NUUUU NOT THE SHAVER!!!
Kisame: ....
Okay! Okay! I'll tell you. COMPLETE UTTER WORLD EMBARRESSMENT!!! MWUHAHAHA!!!
Now... Where to begin, where to begin. Kisame....
Kisame: Um... Yeah?
Oooooooh, HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! KI-SA-MEEEEE HOW BLUE AND FISHY AND PORUS IS HE?!?! KI-SA-MEEEEE IF-
Kisame: Grr! -Jaws theme- -Attempts to bite voice's @$$-
-Is still singing- KI-SA-MEEEEE KI-SA-MEE KI-SA-MEE KI-SA MEEEEEEEEEE! -Plays Flute- Wait. What are you doing?
Kisame: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
-Shrugs- Ah Well.... Kisame wants to make love to Itachi so they can make lil sharky Uchiha's together! ^-^ How cute!
Kisame: WHAT?!!?!? -Attempts To use sword-
I AM INVISSSSIBLE AND INVINNNNNNSIBLE! BWAHA! >D Anyways.... Moving on. Kisame-
Kisame: Get to hell!
Nu. =D I laugh at your pitiful attempt to consult the sultana of the sultant!
Kisame: WTF...?
Kisame wants to eat Naruto. Coz he is stuff that floats around in ramen and kisame likes ramen!
Kisame: .... Okaaaaay -Eyebrow raises-
Kisame smells like fish. ;D
Kisame: Right. Your boring. I'm leaving. I needta go find Itachi...... -Randomly swims in midair through the door-
-Checks List- OMG!!!! YAY! SABOTAGING THEIR LIFE?!?! THAT'LL BE AWESSSSSSSSSSOME!!! >D
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Shanko15 on April 18, 2008, 11:34:00 AM
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You need to do more of those!AnimeAngel87 on September 8, 2007, 12:32:36 PM
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XDFluffysPrincess2968 on September 3, 2007, 7:55:15 AM
LOL!!!!XDDO TOBI!! THAT'LL BE HILARIOUS!!!!
KidRaccoon on August 25, 2007, 6:58:35 PM
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*throws demon cheese at kisame*Kisame Itachipants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
gaaralover1 on July 27, 2007, 12:51:08 PM
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Ok... I dun care waht you say about Kisamé.. BUT NOTHING ABOUT ITACHI-DANNA!!PunkWolfGirl on August 6, 2007, 7:33:41 AM
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Chiiiiiiill. It's A Joke xD I Have Nothing Against Any Of The Characters! I Actually LOVE Some Of Them >DMetalicnacho on July 30, 2007, 2:33:34 AM
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SWIM SWIM in da deep transparent air!PinkAngel101 on July 30, 2007, 2:00:55 AM
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OMMFG LOLcrazicat06 on July 28, 2007, 1:40:28 AM
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ROFLKisame was barely phased. He was all like. "I'm leaving." Leaves. lol