Chapter 9 - Kisame

Kisame walks into the room.

Kisame: Itachi...? Dude. Where di you gooooo? -It echoes-

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.

Kisame: .....

Ahem.... I'm Waaaaaaaaaaaaaitin'!

Kisame: For What...?

Better days!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so funny I crack myself up HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! -Cough Hack Cough Choke Cough Die- Bleh.

Kisame: Okaaaaay... Who the hell are you?

I am..... THE ALL MIGHTY VOICE OF CHING CHANG!!! BWAHAHAHA! >D

Kisame: Riiiiight....

Now.... To begin.

Kisame: Begin with what exactly...? Tell me or I'll.... Shave you.

SHAVE?!?! WHAT?!?! I HAVEN'T SHAVED FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!NUUUU NOT THE SHAVER!!!

Kisame: ....

Okay! Okay! I'll tell you. COMPLETE UTTER WORLD EMBARRESSMENT!!! MWUHAHAHA!!!

Now... Where to begin, where to begin. Kisame....

Kisame: Um... Yeah?

Oooooooh, HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! KI-SA-MEEEEE HOW BLUE AND FISHY AND PORUS IS HE?!?! KI-SA-MEEEEE IF-

Kisame: Grr! -Jaws theme- -Attempts to bite voice's @$$-

-Is still singing- KI-SA-MEEEEE KI-SA-MEE KI-SA-MEE KI-SA MEEEEEEEEEE! -Plays Flute- Wait. What are you doing?

Kisame: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

-Shrugs- Ah Well.... Kisame wants to make love to Itachi so they can make lil sharky Uchiha's together! ^-^ How cute!

Kisame: WHAT?!!?!? -Attempts To use sword-

I AM INVISSSSIBLE AND INVINNNNNNSIBLE! BWAHA! >D Anyways.... Moving on. Kisame-

Kisame: Get to hell!

Nu. =D I laugh at your pitiful attempt to consult the sultana of the sultant!

Kisame: WTF...?

Kisame wants to eat Naruto. Coz he is stuff that floats around in ramen and kisame likes ramen!

Kisame: .... Okaaaaay -Eyebrow raises-

Kisame smells like fish. ;D

Kisame: Right. Your boring. I'm leaving. I needta go find Itachi...... -Randomly swims in midair through the door-

-Checks List- OMG!!!! YAY! SABOTAGING THEIR LIFE?!?! THAT'LL BE AWESSSSSSSSSSOME!!! >D

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