Chapter 181 - Zoo
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Chapter 181 - Zoo
Chapter 181 - Zoo
Zoo
(please dont kill meXD)
So many animals
So little time
Lets kill them all
To a nursery rhyme
A wise old owl lived in the oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard
The screams of the animals in the next pen
Ding dong bell
Pussys in the well
Who put her in?
I did with a grin
Who pulled her out?
No ones so devout
What a naughty boy I am
To drown that pussy cat
Who neer did any harm
But loved all the praise
And reveled in charm
Hush a bye turtle, on the treetop
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come turtle, cradle and all!
Itsy bitsy monkey climbing up the tree
Out came the rain and washed the monkey free
Out came the thundercloud and replaced all the rain
Now itsy bitsy monkey died climbing up the tree again.
Zebra be nimble
Zebra be quick
Zebra jump over
The moat so thick
Falcon, oh falcon, fly away home
Your nest is on fire and your children are gone
All except for Ann
Who sizzles in the frying pan
Pat a cat, pat a cat, bakers man
Bake me a cat as fast as you can
Pat it and skin it and mark it with a bee
And put it in the oven for kitten and me!
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Had an jay and couldnt keep her
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there hell eat her if all goes well!
Red sky at night,
Tigers delight
Red sky at morning
Tigers warning
And you know what happens next?
The black plague on you!
You who are at the zoo
You with those gigantic necks!
Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
You all fall down!
And then I laughed
At your little raft
You think you can get away?!
Try another day!!
(please dont kill meXD)
So many animals
So little time
Lets kill them all
To a nursery rhyme
A wise old owl lived in the oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard
The screams of the animals in the next pen
Ding dong bell
Pussys in the well
Who put her in?
I did with a grin
Who pulled her out?
No ones so devout
What a naughty boy I am
To drown that pussy cat
Who neer did any harm
But loved all the praise
And reveled in charm
Hush a bye turtle, on the treetop
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come turtle, cradle and all!
Itsy bitsy monkey climbing up the tree
Out came the rain and washed the monkey free
Out came the thundercloud and replaced all the rain
Now itsy bitsy monkey died climbing up the tree again.
Zebra be nimble
Zebra be quick
Zebra jump over
The moat so thick
Falcon, oh falcon, fly away home
Your nest is on fire and your children are gone
All except for Ann
Who sizzles in the frying pan
Pat a cat, pat a cat, bakers man
Bake me a cat as fast as you can
Pat it and skin it and mark it with a bee
And put it in the oven for kitten and me!
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Had an jay and couldnt keep her
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there hell eat her if all goes well!
Red sky at night,
Tigers delight
Red sky at morning
Tigers warning
And you know what happens next?
The black plague on you!
You who are at the zoo
You with those gigantic necks!
Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
You all fall down!
And then I laughed
At your little raft
You think you can get away?!
Try another day!!
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