Chapter 209 - EZ Learn - Alphabet
Submitted January 4, 2008 Updated April 20, 2009 Status Incomplete | Yes, I did it again. Just five seconds ago. *cries* I had 16 up...and i put one up twice...then tried to delete the duplicate...and i deleted the story...crap...
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Chapter 209 - EZ Learn - Alphabet
Chapter 209 - EZ Learn - Alphabet
"EZ Learn - Alphabet" was inspired by Creature Feature's 'A Gorey Demise'. Great song, give it a listen:D While i believe they did random names, these are people I know. Its sad, really, but most of what I say...i hope will happen to them. Except you, MIKA! I WOULD NEVER HOPE THAT...*cough cough*......................................anyways................>.>................^_^ hope you enjoy, yes yes.
EZ Learn - Alphabet
Gather round, I have a story to tell
Don’t cover your ears, listen to my spell
You won’t be disappointed, so please
Don’t blame me for your disease
For this will help even the smallest minds
To learn things of all kinds
Here is today’s lesson, hear my words
This, the alphabet, my dear caged birds:
A is for Amanda
Crushed beneath a tree
B is for Brandy
Who couldn’t pay the fee
C is for Cortney
Caught in a house of fire
D is for Daniel
Who fell off the spire
E is for Erica
Who climbed higher and higher
F is for Faith
The greatest liar
G is for Gale
Who was attacked by frogs
H is for Hana
Run over by giant dogs
Don’t fall asleep now, we aren’t done
Don’t throw in the towel, you’ll miss all the fun
We can’t have you running off, especially not that way
Not unless you want to become the prey
Hurry now, I know you can do it
Grin and bare it, you can’t quit
You can’t leave, not for awhile
Just wear, for me, your fake smile
I is for Ian
Who drowned in the ocean
J is for Jessie
Eaten by devotion
K is for Kat
Who was buried alive
L is for Lorraine
Bit by the hive
M is for Maegan
Whose bull she goaded
N is for Nicole
Whose heart exploded
O is for Olivia
Stabbed in the face
P is for Patie
Smashed with a mace
Is that snoring I hear?
Oh, dear, it is, I fear
It seems there is a next lesson in line
And really, you won’t whine
For you see if you do
You will join those in this crew
And never again will anyone see
Or even hear you pathetic plea
Q is for Quinn
Who angered me greatly
R is for Rodica
Haven’t seen her lately
S is for Sara
Buried beneath her work
T is for Tony
Wow, what a jerk
U is for Una
Who simply fell over
V is for Vanessa
She’s stuck inside Rover
W is for Will
Who fell on stakes
X is for Xuan
Bitten by snakes
Y is for Yasmen
A spear through the chest
Z is for Zack
Who felt he was blessed
That’s all for today
So please don’t stray
Or when next I come
There’ll be one less scum.
EZ Learn - Alphabet
Gather round, I have a story to tell
Don’t cover your ears, listen to my spell
You won’t be disappointed, so please
Don’t blame me for your disease
For this will help even the smallest minds
To learn things of all kinds
Here is today’s lesson, hear my words
This, the alphabet, my dear caged birds:
A is for Amanda
Crushed beneath a tree
B is for Brandy
Who couldn’t pay the fee
C is for Cortney
Caught in a house of fire
D is for Daniel
Who fell off the spire
E is for Erica
Who climbed higher and higher
F is for Faith
The greatest liar
G is for Gale
Who was attacked by frogs
H is for Hana
Run over by giant dogs
Don’t fall asleep now, we aren’t done
Don’t throw in the towel, you’ll miss all the fun
We can’t have you running off, especially not that way
Not unless you want to become the prey
Hurry now, I know you can do it
Grin and bare it, you can’t quit
You can’t leave, not for awhile
Just wear, for me, your fake smile
I is for Ian
Who drowned in the ocean
J is for Jessie
Eaten by devotion
K is for Kat
Who was buried alive
L is for Lorraine
Bit by the hive
M is for Maegan
Whose bull she goaded
N is for Nicole
Whose heart exploded
O is for Olivia
Stabbed in the face
P is for Patie
Smashed with a mace
Is that snoring I hear?
Oh, dear, it is, I fear
It seems there is a next lesson in line
And really, you won’t whine
For you see if you do
You will join those in this crew
And never again will anyone see
Or even hear you pathetic plea
Q is for Quinn
Who angered me greatly
R is for Rodica
Haven’t seen her lately
S is for Sara
Buried beneath her work
T is for Tony
Wow, what a jerk
U is for Una
Who simply fell over
V is for Vanessa
She’s stuck inside Rover
W is for Will
Who fell on stakes
X is for Xuan
Bitten by snakes
Y is for Yasmen
A spear through the chest
Z is for Zack
Who felt he was blessed
That’s all for today
So please don’t stray
Or when next I come
There’ll be one less scum.
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