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Chapter 1 - Things you never knew!!!

Just as the title said.Plus,it's kinda funny.

Chapter 1 - Things you never knew!!!

Chapter 1 - Things you never knew!!!


Things you never knew
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Cheese comes from trees!!!!!!

Cows come from the sky!!!!!!

The skin on your elbow is called your Weenis!!!!!!

a CIRCLE HAS 2 SIDES (inside&outside)DUH!!!!!!!!

The people from The Surreal LIfe are actually evil robot-android-cyborg-death machines that replaced the real celebrities!!!!!!

Coke has only 4 liters(C-O-K-E)DUH!!!!!!!

How to make water:1st turn the knob on the sink!!!!!Then you're done!!!

Envy and Jakotsu are GUYS!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!

The longest word is elastic,cuz you can stretch it!!!DUH!!!!!!

Ciara and BowWow got engaged!!!!

If your spidey sense is tingling,you probably have nerve damage!!!

Yami Yugi is gay and he is about as stright as a cirlcle!!!!!

There are WAY too many bullets on this page!!!!

You have four heads,that's why they say FOREHEAD!!!DUH!!!!!

Napoleon Dynamite is a GREAT DANCER!!!!!

Inuyasha and Yoko Kuranma might be RELATED!!!!

Somewhere in Montana,a town is named Joe!!!!!

Greed is a PIMP!!!!!!

The 7-11 is EVILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

No it's -4.

NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!

Seriously,nobody cares anymore...:(

Dearly Beloved,are you listening?I can't remember a word that you were saying.Are we demented or am I disturbed?The space that's in between insane and insecure.Oh,therepy can you please fill the void??Are we retarded or am I just overjoyed??Nobody's perfect and I stand accused for lack of a better word and that's my best excuse.

P.S.:Sorry,I'm just bored.

HOCKEY COMES FORM THE SEA!!!!

AND WAR COMES FROM HOCKEY!!!!

AND YOUV'E BEEN SITTING THERE FOR 10 MINUTES READING THIS POINTLESS AND TOTALLY STUPID STORY!!MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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SpiritRandomer on May 25, 2008, 6:33:58 AM

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SpiritRandomerIf your spidey sense is tingling,you probably have nerve damage!!<<< LAWL THIS WENT STRAIGHT ON MY MSN NAME XD *FAVES*

Dragontine on April 20, 2007, 7:54:23 AM

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Dragontineno actualy iI red it in 3 minuets

EnvysLover01 on May 30, 2006, 8:17:30 AM

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EnvysLover01Screw you too! Hee hee. I enjoyed myself.

jesslovesbilly82 on January 9, 2006, 6:01:30 AM

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jesslovesbilly82omg that was great and i love the hockey ones i love hocky its so cool and fun.

Xx_AviloriA_xX on December 30, 2005, 2:03:47 PM

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Xx_AviloriA_xXBWAHAHAHAA! this is funneh!

sora_RIKU_12 on December 20, 2005, 1:57:15 AM

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sora_RIKU_12Adds to favs!!!!! i love this it's funny!!!!!!!!^^

Riku_And_Sesshomaru_are_Mine on December 1, 2005, 11:47:59 AM

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Riku_And_Sesshomaru_are_MineHokay,this was made by both me and my cousin,and some of them are his [the REALLY retarded ones and the anime ones are mine].The "Dearly Beloved"part of this is actually a bit of Green Day lyrics sqeezed in,and I got the idea of the Joe Montana thing from 'I love the 80s 3D on VH1',and most of the others are influenced by The Soup on E!,The Andy Milonakis Show,and most of the fanfics here.Oh,and my friend Breanna.
Thanks for reading it,though!!!

mangacheese1818 on November 24, 2005, 11:46:38 PM

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mangacheese1818*faves* Not 10 minutes, though.

And, actually, Envy is a giant dog thing. But, yup, still a guy. Sorry for the spoiler.