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Harry Heartbreak - A (Slightly) Humorous HP Fanfic

Dear Diary,

My first entry… how shall I begin?

I am Harry Potter. A stench, much like toad poop and old cheese together in a pudding, hangs about me, its origin my armpits. Mould clings to the numerous hairs emerging from my ridiculously large

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Chapter 1 - The Whole Freaking Story
Submitted: September 18, 2005 • Updated: September 18, 2005
Word count: 764 • Size: 4k • Comments: 1 • views: 219

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silverfox on September 22, 2005, 9:08:05 AM

silverfox on (Chapter: 1)
silverfoxDisgusting, but somehow ridiculously hysterical.

*adds to faves while still laughing*