Chapter 1 - Kages first mix up, meet someone new

2 weeks earlier

Huff huff huff as Kage and hyoujon were completely exhausted they had just got done trying out their skills with Kage using his mastery of taijutsu against hyoujon ‘s extreme speed. It seems were a even match wow said Kage you’ve grown quite a bit hyoujon he he he you think, admit iv surpassed even you said hyoujon , he he hardly were even…. For now said Kage. I’ll keep training on my days off and ill except you to do the same if you don’t you’ll never beat me Kage muttered this as he often did but all the same hyoujon wasn’t listening he was to busy preparing their path to the next village they were in the middle of nowhere and hyoujon was getting thirsty.
When he was done gathering his things from around the forest he met Kage in a tree developing some new jutsu that would make his life easier as HE usually did. He told him he was heading for the next village and he would meet kage there later that night and with that he was gone while Kage on the other hand decided to nap. He would catch him at the next village there destination was … The Village Hidden in the Sound.
That was there best guess to were orichamaru was. Mumbling something and righting down some thing on a scroll he decided to catch up and with hyoujon and with that he disappeared in the same manner as hyoujon had done earlier. He decided the bar was a good place to start as that was were hyoujon would be.
He found him in a village 1000 miles south of the village hidden in the sound he looked for the man with the most women around him and sure enough a man with rugged muscles and “Manley” features was apparently very popular with the ladies so as always he strolled over to this strange man and whacked him on the head … HARD OWW what did you do that for I was just trying to have some fun said the strange man come on hyoujon we need to head to the next village.
Well fine then bye ladies ill call you, and as soon as they were outside puff the transformation wore off and hyoujon appeared were the strange man once stood strange man disappeared well what do you think said hyoujon well it was better than the last one but lets try not to draw to much attention to your transformation’s shall we?
Yeah I guess you right well kage I don’t know about you but I think we should leave this place now. Why? BAMMM!!! The door behind them slammed open and there was a huge man, hey you little punks never paid for your drinks! I want my money! Why didn’t you walk into the bar transformed? yelled Kage Well I came in told him to charge all the drinks to me and then I went into the bathroom and changed I guess if you didn’t show up we wouldn’t have to pay . Were not shouted Kage its time to see those legs get a work out.. Ready…. Set…. GO!!! *chi* they both disappeared in a puff of smoke, well I guess we cant go back there ever again said hyoujon no you think there’s a lot of places we cant go back to and its always your fault!

What not me shouted hyoujon its you, you always ruin my plan. Yeah I stop you from drinking all the beer in the town I’m such a horrible person said Kage in the same tone as hyoujon. Exactly well what do you think this should be far enough right? Yeah your right no normal man like that could keep up with us. Yeah your right hehehe I bet he’s still scratching his head wondering were we went. Well either way. Where are we, I didn’t really pay attention to what direction we were going ummm hmm lets see as hyoujon looked around I GOT IT I know were were at. Really were? Said Kage. We Are… Lost……… ARGH you idiot were lost I could of told you that shouted kage as he is seemingly always does. Well got any better idea’s yeah lets go back there and ask for directions said Kage. YOU THINK IM THE IDIOT!!! We cant, you just said that Kage you tard. SO GOT ANY BETTER IDEA’S hmmm YEAH how bout we help that little girl over there said hyoujon. huh? Oh her? Well she does seem to be lost hey I got it hey hyoujon
we should help her said Kage. Yeah that’s a great idea said hyoujon (this is what happens when you put to idiots together I know from experience lol) well lets help her ….but she’s not in danger hmmm said hyoujon. Hey hyoujon here’s an idea maybe she has directions to the village she came from said Kage. Yeah there you go way to think with your head Kage said hyoujon. Well lets go hey little girl shouted hyoujon as he waved like an idiot. Huh? I’m not little. She shouted. huh? Hey your looking pretty hot there miss can I ask for your name said hyoujon Followed by a BAM on the head hyoujon laid there on the floor OUCH why did you do that!!! I’m sorry miss is there any chance you could help me with something? Said Kage wow now you’re a man ill help to the best of my abilities said the girl. Ummm yeah well I work out but you wouldn’t happen to no direction to the town hmmm east of here would you ummm yes it’s a very umm complicated path that’s a haven for rouges and bandits said the girl I should come with you . Huh we’ve never had anybody travel with us said hyoujon finally getting up. Well there’s a first time for everything so what’s the name of the next village said Kage? Huh? You don’t know *sigh* I don’t know how you to ever survived your both so dumb said the girl. HEY maybe Kage is but I’m a genius I just don’t want anyone to know said hyoujon. Yeah that’s it Kage and the girl muttered . Oh miss I almost forgot what’s your name said Kage? Huh? My name is Sakura I was picking herbs and then stumbled in to you. Well it a long trip it should take us 3 weeks to get there said Sakura. WHAT 3 weeks shouted hyoujon
yeah 3 weeks said Kage it takes longer when we have more people and besides the road is covered with rouges if your not careful you’d get caught in a genjutsu. Well then were wasting time talking about it lets get going shall we said Sakura? Yeah Shouted hyoujon
lets do it !! Were on our way to the village hidden in the leaves!!

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