Chapter 2 - Off to Evil Town!

The Adventures of Generic Hero Guy



Chapter two, off to Evil Town!



Our generic hero reaches Evil Town, a town filled with horrendous evil...Well, it doesn't seem too evil, its just…really…y'know…weird. Uh. Just shut up and read.



GHG: Gee White Horse With Spot On Behind, this town sure is evil…look at that plaid upholstering on that chair…



WHWSOB: Naaay.



GHG: You're right! I shouldn't be staring; I should be focusing on how to find the damsel in distress! …First, I should get directions. Excuse me patron of Evil Town, where might I find the Watch Tower?



Person: …?



GHG: …Of Evil?



Person: Walk straight, take a right at Torture Street, turn left and keep walking straight until you hit Horrible Disembowelment Avenue. Take another right, a left, and another right until you reach Fluffy Pink Rabbit Street. Keep walking and you'll see the Watch Tower…of Evil. …Jackass.



GHG: Your help is appreciated. Off to the Watch Tower of Evil White Horse With Spot On Behind! …Right after we have our evening meal! -Rides to nearby Generic Tavern and ties up WHWSOB to the horse tie up station thing- I shall be back shortly, once I have eaten my meal! -Walks into tavern- Excuse me, I'd like a table.



Waitress: While staying at the Generic Tavern in Evil Town, I'd like you to please remove all weaponry before taking a seat.



GHG: Okay…but I'll need my +2 Generic Sword back when I leave…



Waitress: Of course. Right this way. -Leads GHG to bar seat-



GHG: Barkeep, I would like a horribly gutted and roasted chicken with a side of mashed potatoes and peas, with a pint of ale, thank you.



Barkeep: No.



GHG: …All you Generic Tavern barkeeps are the same, you keep saying no to my orders…



Barkeep: Of course, this is a GENERIC Tavern. Like the rest of the GENERIC Taverns.



GHG: …Oh. Well. Can I still have my meal?



Barkeep: …No.



GHG: Awww…-Takes his +2 Generic Sword and leaves-



-Three seconds later, Generic Hero Guy walks back in wearing a fake moustache, is greeted by the waitress, and yaddi yaddi yadda.-



GHG: Hello Barkeep, I would like a horribly gutted and roasted chicken with a side of mashed potatoes and peas, with a pint of ale, thank you.



Barkeep: …Didn't I just see you three seconds ago?



GHG: No no, I'm not Generic Hero Guy, I'm Generic…Moustache…Guy.



Barkeep: …Get out of my tavern.



GHG: -Is kicked out- -Sigh- Why won't people let me eat?



-A man that looks exactly like GHG, but with a moustache, walks into the tavern. “Hey! Its Generic Moustache Guy! Dinner's on me!” is cheerful yelled by the barkeep-



GHG: …Well then…I guess I'll rescue the damsel on an empty stomach…Maybe she'll cook me a fine meal in gratitude after I rescue her! Come, White Horse With Spot On Behind! To the Watch Tower of Evil! -Unties WHWSOB from horse tie station thing and rides off to Watch Tower of Evil-

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