Chapter 3 - Stupid Sun!!
Submitted July 10, 2007 Updated August 19, 2008 Status Incomplete | This is funny-ish. Not too funny, but I think anyone who likes FF7 will like it.
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Chapter 3 - Stupid Sun!!
Chapter 3 - Stupid Sun!!
Bit of black comedy here. Stupid Sun!
Cloud is standing on the mountain with Zack's sword sticking in the ground. His phone rings. He ignores it. When it stops, he listens to the message Tifa leaves, with a curious Sun standing over his shoulder.
Tifa: Cloud, if you don't answer your phone I will KILL myself!!!! Sun, make him answer it!
Cloud: Maybe I should start answering my phone.
Sun: Maybe you shouldn't answer *she giggles* and see if she really will!
Cloud doesn't call her back. Tifa has a gun in her hand, pointed at her temple. She shoots. Cloud and Sun come to Seventh Heaven to see her lying on the floor.
Sun: Whoops.
Cloud is standing on the mountain with Zack's sword sticking in the ground. His phone rings. He ignores it. When it stops, he listens to the message Tifa leaves, with a curious Sun standing over his shoulder.
Tifa: Cloud, if you don't answer your phone I will KILL myself!!!! Sun, make him answer it!
Cloud: Maybe I should start answering my phone.
Sun: Maybe you shouldn't answer *she giggles* and see if she really will!
Cloud doesn't call her back. Tifa has a gun in her hand, pointed at her temple. She shoots. Cloud and Sun come to Seventh Heaven to see her lying on the floor.
Sun: Whoops.
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Haku17 on September 6, 2007, 11:03:43 PM
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O__O tifa!!!!!!!!!!!!!aeris7dragon on September 8, 2007, 5:06:31 AM
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everyone says taht...jeez. im just making fun of my sissy, who thinks she IS tifa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shtoopid tifa777.Kupo on July 31, 2007, 1:01:42 PM
Kupo on
o_o I think I might start being a bit more careful to make sure my phone gets answered!Destiny127 on July 16, 2007, 4:48:46 PM
Destiny127 on
omg...thats pretty dang sorry...poor tifa. never to call cloud's cell phone again...T.Taeris7dragon on July 26, 2007, 11:27:18 AM
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like I said to luckylace222, tifa lives. mee hee. now sun and cloud know better!!!luckylace222 on July 17, 2007, 12:26:25 PM
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O_O Tifa............aeris7dragon on July 26, 2007, 11:25:17 AM
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well she survived...they took her to Fort Condor-they still had some phoenix roast left after the condor got *not-so-very-important-spoiler!* killed by its eggs hatching.