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It twas a campfire night.

(WARNING)procide with caution this story is utterly random. I died laughing writing this maybye you will reading it! (Caution:Involves great quantaties of ale and food!)

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Chapters

Chapter 1 - We dream of ale,of ham and cheese.
Submitted: October 25, 2005 • Updated: October 25, 2005
Word count: 1002 • Size: 5k • Comments: 3 • views: 202

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Royd on July 29, 2006, 12:09:03 PM

Royd on (Chapter: 1)
RoydSam's strong enough to carry a sack with a fulll grown man inside?!
lol pretty funny

Relentless on June 18, 2006, 7:56:53 AM

Relentless on (Chapter: 1)
Relentless"ARRRGGG! MY BEUTIFUL ELVISH EARS" This is bloody funny! Oh my gawd, Legolas is so amazing in this, you can imagine him doing something like that. "CURSE YOU,YOU VILE PEICE OF HAIR!!! STAY DOWN OR I WILL CUT YOU A SUNDER!!!" Heh heh heh, funniest thing I've read in a while.
Well done, *hands you lollipop* LOLLIPOP!! This is so a favourite of mine!
Relentless.

Spirit_Dream_Inside on March 15, 2006, 4:56:11 AM

Spirit_Dream_Inside on (Chapter: 1)
Spirit_Dream_InsideOh, wow this is so random. "YOU VILE PEICE OF HAIR!!!" I was laughing so much. *Faves* Ham and cheese? Ha. O_o *Walks of to read again*