Chapter 4 - Licks to the Center of a Tootsie Pop

Sesshoumaru: U_U Another...chapter. *hides face* And I thought she would end this stupid thing.
KrysOfDeath: And WHY would I do that? ^_^
Sesshoumaru: To be nice.
KrysOfDeath: HEY! What have I told you about saying that word?
Sesshoumaru: Don't say it. U_u
KrysOfDeath: Precisely. *nod, nod* Now, in today's chapter, we are going to see exactly HOW many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!
Sesshoumaru: Yes, you see, in all previous research, the variables (being the human, the stupid owl, the turtle, and those freaky-looking monsters) always bit into the suckers before reaching the center...those stupid idiots...and now, because of them, I have to help figure it out with the most certifiably insane teenage girl that ever walked the face of the Earth! ~_~
KrysOfDeath: Stop complaining! U_U *hands Sesshoumaru a tootsie pop*
Sesshoumaru: u_U I hate you.

*LATER*

KrysOfDeath: So far, we have three-hundred seventy two licks, and still going! ^.^
Sesshoumaru: O____O *gags* My tongue...is numb... *eye twitches*
KrysOfDeath: *yawns and rests head on hand* You're taking forever! You're hardly halfway through! U_U
Sesshoumaru: *growls* You're so sympathetic. u_u;
KrysOfDeath: Yes, yes. My heart bleeds buttermilk for you.
Sesshoumaru: ~_~ *bites tootsie pop*
*CRRRK!*
KrysOfDeath: O___o You BROKE it! YOU BROKE IT! *bursts into tears* Now we'll NEVER know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! *wails dramatically*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *tosses tootsie pop stick away* Whatever. *goes off to bathroom to wash his mouth out* Those things are disgusting...

END OF CHAPPIE!

Solving life's mystery #4................FAILED.

Emi-San: No progress...whatsoever. U_U I need to fire those two. *shakes head*

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